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    1. ACHTUNG 12 yrs ago

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9 yrs ago
I broke my left ankle... Now I'm disabled...
9 yrs ago
Restarting that GuP thing from 10 months ago...
10 yrs ago
Found myself liking the experience of drinking a garden...
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10 yrs ago
Making and world building a Girls und Panzer roleplay...
10 yrs ago
Got over building things and now am tearin em down...

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@RiverMaiden
Regenerating in a few minutes beats waiting for a few hours though... Her healing factor is not terribly good...

@Cuccoruler
Much sympathy for demons now...
We can handwave it maybe that since it's transparent it may have not made conversing too awkward... That is if a Lovecraftian horror and a demon lord even have a sense of what awkwardness is...
You lot (and me included since I joined) should probably notify the character's player/author when your character has decided to put an energy shield between them and someone... Nya Pawns part literally made no mention of the shield as if it weren't there...
ISKA B. AVEROFF, Unassuming weird lady


Sat on a corner bench she read. She contemplated as she stared at whatever information her tablet was showing her, absentmindedly eating fried fish. Randomly grinning and lightly giggling in response to some stimuli. To her left, a book with various bookmarks sticking out. Clad in a remarkably... unremarkable garb of jeans a shirt and a cotton jacket. Perhaps it's intentional, perhaps it's by chance but her simple clothes have the effect of drawing attention to her plain yet aesthetically beautiful face. Long black hair kept in check by a simple elastic. This... This is Iska B. Averoff, writer, historian, physicist, chemist and here she is spending her time... watching youtube videos about DC and Marvel comics... This lady should be researching information and gathering materials for her next book, not watching speculations on how Thor's hammer works...

Happily something does stop her train of activity (or inactivity in this case). For a large black feathered bird with a long bald neck topped with a bald head with a toothed beak made it's pressence known by... Caaawing... Iska turned to observe it while keeping her tablet in her slingbag... The look on her face was... well it's best described by her internal thoughts...

Wuuht!?... That's a damn huge ass vulture... What in hell's name is it doing in London?

"Uhh... Ya want a fish mate?... err bird?"

Iska said as she offered a slice of her fried fish by tossing it in a tall arc towards the creature. To which said bird replied by catching the fried sea creature in mid air. Seeing it's reaction, Iska continued feeding it more bits of fish...

"You're not a vulture, aren't you? coz I don't know of any vulture species native to England, nor of any that has teeth nor of any that has three meter span wings..."

As she starts to realized what the thing ISN'T, She ran out of fish...

"Oh... Sorry! We're out..."

She shrugged her shoulders at the bird before standing up...

"Well I'd really would actually like to study you but It would be really awkward and I'm not sure UK laws would allow it... So see ya... I guess"

Great, I've gone mad... I'm talking to a giant bird thing... And I'm not even high...

She started to walk away when the bird thing suddenly extended it's neck and snapped at her... It caught a sleeve of her jacket and her reactionary impulse caused it to tear off a sliver of the cloth...

"Woah... Crap... So you end up not being docile AT ALL after that?"

She started running, First going across the street and then into whatever corner she could find, hoping that the toothed bird creature would follow her and hopefully find a choke point large enough for her to get through but small enough to keep the creature at bay...

At least that was her plan... And literally her plan broke down in contact with her "enemy" since she had to flop herself upon a wall to dodge the creature as it finally had a good run up to gain speed for low level flight... It clipped her with it's wing, knocking both itself and her off balance and onto the ground...

"Gaaahk!...Damn You oversized toothed poultry!!!"

Iska exclaimed as she got up. She then pulled out a retractable police baton and approached the creature as it struggled to get itself on it's feet... She walked up to it and just as it found it's footing she gave it a right and proper smack across the beak with the baton, following up with another hit before the creature recovered...

"Ha! ha! ha! ha! ha!... Ya like that don't ya bitch???"

And she's having fun... Yeah we've pretty much established that we're not painting an upstanding member of the community here... Karma think's so too, since as the creature backpedaled away from the largely irritating smacking it's receiving, it started flapping it's enormous wings and that was enough to cause Iska to fall backwards on her ass...

"Gaaah!... Oh shit!..."

The creature shifted it's weight forwards and brought it's open toothed maw down on her face... Unfortunately for the creature, it didn't get to have it's face meal as Iska blocked it's attempt with the baton... It pulled it's head back and tried a few more times though... Meanwhile in Iska's head...

Holy crap!... This doom duck's retardedly strong...

On it's seventh attempt to bite her face off the creature just took a moment too long and that's when she reversed her hand and bashed the side of it's temple with the pommel of the baton... This stunned it long enough for her to push it off her and get back to her feet...

Okay... think Iska... This thing's definitely not gonna give out any time soon... and... oh... I now see what it looks like...

She moved forward as the creature was recovering and gave it a few more pommel strikes and a kick to keep it discombobulated longer... before sprinting off again...

She ran and weaved through the gaps between buildings, alleyways and streets until she came upon a sight that quite literally shocked her senseless...

Uhh... So what's the matter with the picture here... There's a girl on fire... then there's some who's floating and telerporting!?... Girls in rather aesthetic and colourful clothes and...

"Holy what the fuck Batman!... Is that a Lamia!?"

Shocked senseless, she didn't notice that the last bit of her thought was vocalized and that the creature after her just caught up and just straight up flew into her...

"Guahhh!!!.."

The creature's beak hit the side of her abdomen hard enough that it drew blood... The big knock did bring her back to her senses, a good thing coz now she can start pommel bashing the bloody thing again... and a bad thing coz now she can feel her broken ribs and bleeding side...

"SHIIIIIT!... Tzeentch! I'm not a fried fish you mutated chicken!"

Fuck it... I guess I do have to incapacitate this thing... There's more people around!!!

And instead of blocking the next bite with the baton she instead let it bite her right forearm... The creature knowing it's drawn flesh started pulling up... And she pulled herself up with it... As she drew level with the avian's face she used her left hand to jam the now free end of the baton into it's eyes... And using her knowledge of avian anatomy she angled it in such a way to effectively lobotomize the creature...

And it stopped applying pressure on it's bite on her arm as it's frontal lobe was rendered useless... Unfortunately... and this time for Iska instead of the creature, with the immediate danger gone, her adrenaline has began to go down... And with it the rising sense of pain and weakness caused by the wounds she has sustained... And as the creature contemplated why it exists... Iska collapsed...

Shit... There's people here... They'd see... Cmon Iska... Freakin don't die on me now... Crap!... Someone's got to have called the ambulance by now...

And there she lay bleeding... Unknowingly having spared the life of a Demon thinking it's just a regular animal in great risk of her current life and the gift and curse she holds...
Wahhhh!... The latest post put's a small wrench (more like a nut) into Iska's intro post... gotta edit before postin...

EDIT:
Sorted... And yes the italic parts are what's going through her mind. Hopefully nobody else but me get's confused...
Suku... You've gone Jellal/Masaki Haruna all over your avatar/profile pic and signature since I last saw you...

EDIT:
Done the tweaks and general spelling corrections on the sheet... Now to figure out how to integrate properly and about as seamlessly as I can...
@Cuccoruler
Would you mind if I add a bit more to her character traits? Specifically should mention that she's practical and rational...

Also sorry if I overthink things...

Aside from that is there anything about the character that needs a change? Anything that needs a bit more elaboration?
@Cuccoruler

She's practically human... So while realistically she would have seen some Demons or seen the deed of Demons... As you laid out on the first post, the demons conceal themselves with illusions and there's great example of this happening in the IC already...

The only thing supernatural about her during most of those 2500 years is that she had a very sucky variant of immortality so she shouldn't be able to see through any illusion made by a demon worth their salt...

And, probably the most important and a character defining trait for her is the fact that the human brain wasn't designed for infinite amounts of memories and experiences... She forgets a LOT of things, to the point that she's actually forgotten the name she was given at her birth some 510 BC...

This is where the "I was living under a goddamn rock all this time" aspect comes in... The last couple of hundred years had her turning more intellectual and actually caring about information, she knows she's going to inevitably forget some of em but she's increasingly more scientifically inclined and thus more skeptical of odd phenomenon... As hypocritical as it sounds since she's supernatural herself...

This is why her first exposure to such things should be as grandiose as possible... Since that would definitely be a fair bit more interesting than having her slowly get used to things... Unfortunately that would mean someone from the current cast would have to be play "bringer of truth" to her since she'd most likely be in awe or shock, or both when it does happen...

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@kusanagifire
Yeah I saw that... helps that her sheet was in literally the second post of the character listings tab...
@Cuccoruler

And thus came a more important question I should have asked when I stumbled in here... How does one become one of the Magical Children... Like at least the Demon's have the corruption thing going for em and just basically gaining sentience as for some of the demon characters...

Selective reading of the character sheets of the magical children basically goes "I have a story... then something happened (often bad) then I got magic and then one thing lead to another..." So does this mean getting the magic would have immediately turned them into magical children?

The way I structured Iska's history went in a slightly different manner "I'm a high priestess (and I mean high as in stoned)... then I turned immortal... Then I found out it's actually terrible and this is the bit where bad things happen to me... AFTER I turned supernatural... Then I found out a way to kill myself and actually get something out of it..." So by this story structure should she have become a magical child already? Another thing that differentiated her is that she literally had no exposure to Demons before and during her stint as an immortal... That or she could have just not realized that demons caused things she took for granted...
So she couldn't have had one characteristic I noticed of all the magical children, the desire to rid the world of demons...

So Iska's a bit of a fresh page here (as fresh as a two and a half thousand year old, slightly forgetful ex-priestess) She could side with the Magical children and be a really really old one with not terrifically practical nor powerful abilities, Or she could be swayed to the demon's side... As mentioned she's a bit neutral with these things...
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