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@Scarifar

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!?
@Scarifar

*writes fifty thousand huge ass posts*

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW.
"I see. So you're powering the grimoire with the sacrifice of my knife. Or perhaps you're just letting Viper keep my knife for reasons beyond mortal ken," Eren said dryly, "Which I certainly just have knives to give away to dangerous criminals like Viper. Hell. Might as well give him my gun."

Then, Eren watched the spectacle. He didn't flinch as the shadows closed in, though he cursed not being able to see anything. He instinctively pushed his glasses up, a habit he'd picked up whenever he couldn't see.

God dammit, E wanted to see this.

Eventually, Eren saw the wormlike things, and the rifts. Eren raised an eyebrow.

"Quite dramatic. Though I don't suppose I couldn't have just broken a few fingers to threaten the man?" Eren yawned, "Anyways, while we wait, I need advice on my next disguise. The red hair merc might get recognized, as I used that appearance to get to Viper. I'm thinking I could use my naturally short height and a little make up, a slightly stuffed bra and a dress to be a bit less threatening. I figure a pretty face could loose some tongues. At the same time though, I'd be viewed as a lesser, rather than an equal. I might not be taken seriously by my next target. If I change the make up and change the hair color, I could still act like a merc. What do you think? Cute girl or tough mercenary remix?"

Eren had somehow procured outfits during the short monologue, and held both a very pretty white dress and some makeshift armor each on a clothes hanger. The dress was short enough not to hamper mobility, and had a floral design on the skirt.
The door to the tavern of heroes slammed open, and a short woman with bunny ears wearing a beautiful dress stood on the other side. She lowered her foot, having kicked the door open. In each shoulder she held a youth, her companions Elisha and Louis. Both were blasted as all hell, as was her companion Cecilia, stumbling after her.

Lenna looked around the tavern for a moment, and smiled.

"My, what a lovely establishment," she remarked, "Don't you think so, lady Elisha? Sir Louis?"

Without waiting for a response, Lenna quickly strided over to a table, depisiting the drunken youths each in a chair.

"Beat that you guys not drink anything more," she suggested, "Lady Elisha, perhaps, but, sir Louis, I'm afraid if we let you sniff another drop of weak fruity drink, you may die of alcohol poisoning."

She paused, "Are either of you hungry? I know bread neutralizes alcohol to an extent. Perhaps a bit of food could help."

She smiled. Her team was crazy, but she liked it. Louis was especially odd, the little dork. She certainly wasn't going to tease the boy when he was drunk anymore though. She still blushed a bit, remembering his lips on her.

My, that had been embarrassing. The tsundere little dork had even rubbed her bunny ears. He had no idea how intimate that was!

The only people that had rubbed her ears were her father, her mother, her lovers, and Greg that one time that some boy had made fun of her for being beastkin.

And that had been a special occasion, and Greg was basically dad#2 to her anyways!

She briefly wondered if there was a local version of the Pugilist club.

"Cecilia, you know about illegal stuff, right?" Lenna said, "is there a Pugilist Club in town?"
"Oh, goody, you're being coy. What an adjustment," Eren said, "I especially enjoy how you said that there is no way to confirm something, truly, and then you're being tight lipped on your theories till you confirm them, truly."

Eren could be a bit of a little shit sometimes, truth be told.

As they entered Eren's small house, Eren took off their jacket and put their pistol on the kitchen table. The outer parts of the house were very clean. The kitchen was the first room of the house, and was connected to the living room. There was no wall between the two. There were two doors in the room, one of which led to Eren's room and study, which was rather pristine. Downstairs in the basement was where it got crazy.

"Take him down there, I'll join you once I rinse this red dye out," Eren said, "And get my knife out of him if you can."

Eren then went to the bathroom, which was connected to her study. Eren took a quick,five minute shower, rinsing their hair thoroughly and changing into a casual outfit, just a pair of shorts and a t-shirt. E then went downstairs, to join their doll and hostage, bringing their pistol with them.
I want sushi. :o
Eren Deville

"All information I know. So, he can't be a doll or marionette. He seemed to also have his wits about him... Yet a true puppeteer would have been smarter. Plus, he tossed away his gun. He knew he had power. He over estimated it too. So it was a human mind that I faced, most likely."

Eren frowned.

"But yes, let's get back to my place. Good thing I moved out. Dad would never accept taking a hostage into his house."

Eren realized they had to move out when people started sending them threatening letters for their investigations. If possible, E wanted to protect their dad from the ones E hunted. E did not want to find their mom at the cost of their dad.

"Any experiments you attempt, I want to watch," Eren said. There wasn't exactly a lot of trust between doll and master.

Eren paused.

"In the mean time, any theories?"
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I love you
Eren Deville

Mr. White was a ruthless gang ringleader. He was notoriously hard to kill, having survived so many attempts on his life without a scratch on him. He was smart, too, handling his opponents and subordinates efficiently and ruthlessly, connecting point A to point B with brutal proficiency.

Most importantly, though, was that his name was a prominent one when E was a marionette, pulsing through their mind from the Puppeteer's.

Eren disliked remembering that short period of time. Eren had killed a lot of people under the Puppeteer's directions. E still remembered it, flesh collapsing under fist, bullets bouncing off their flesh.

E suppressed a shudder. No need to let the devil on their shoulder know anything was up.

E paid Nuul no mind as E walked up to the two street gangsters in a dark alley. E had colored their hair red and applied make up to alter their appearance to be more masculine. E had considered dressing lightly to seem less suspicious, but instead opted to wear a casual outfit with a jacket to hide E's gun and knife in. E didn't want a fight, but if one broke out, E didn't want to rely on Nuul.

Like hell they would be indebted to that odd creature twice over.

E had hoped to catch one criminal here alone. Viper, rumored to be one of Mr. White's cronies. Eren had to admit he'd stolen a few files from his father's police department to get the info on this man, but once he'd gotten the first bit of information, it's all fallen into place with a few interrogations.

E finally approached the two, a casual smile on E's face.

"Greetings, gentlemen. I'm looking for a Viper here." E said evenly.

"Who's asking?" Said the man on the left, hand going toward his pistol slowly.

"A customer," E said, raising both hands, "I have money. Not on me, but I have it."

"Tony, calm yourself," the man on the right said, "Sorry about the security, man. I'm Viper. What can I hook you up with?"

"You're quite forthright, Viper," Eren commented.

"I can afford to be. Mr. White is stronger than the police force. Though I do have a bit of extra muscle cuz of some weird happenings. Like some girl going about taking out criminals and looking for her mum."

"Boss, it's a man. He just disguises himself as a girl to deflect suspicion," the man on the left, Tony, said.

"Heard about that myself," E commented, "I don't put stock in those rumors, though."

"Fought 'im myself once, I did," Tony said, "I shot him in the gut and he kept fighting. I'm lucky one of my buddies dragged me to the doctor before the police arrived."

"Anyways, my business," E said, "I don't want drugs, nor weapons, but information."

Viper raised an eyebrow.

"On what?"

"Mr. White," E said, "you see, Viper, I am a mercenary of some skill. I want to side with someone who can pay well and who is worthy of my work."

Viper frowned.

"Yeah, I'm not buying it."

Eren drew his pistol quickly and fired. Tony fell to the ground, and E quickly dived at Viper as the gangster began to draw his pistol. E slammed their fist into the man's jaw, knocking them to the ground.

"Perhaps I didn't ask clearly enough. Mr. White. Where is he?" Eren asked.

Viper grinned as he got up, and tossed his pistol aside.

Eren saw the man's eyes glow yellow.

"...shit." Eren muttered as the man threw a punch. Eren ducked to the side, and threw a few rapid punches at the man, hitting him twice in the jaw before following it with a strong right hook. Viper didn't even flinch, grabbing Eren and slamming them against the wall.

"You're her, aren't you?" Viper said, "the girl. It's you."

Viper laughed as he slammed Eren into the wall again, and again. Eren grunted in pain.

"Mr. White knows you're going after him. Too bad you're gonna die, not knowing a thi-"

He was interrupted as Eren slammed their knife into the man's right arm. As the man retract their arm, Eren leaped forward, swinging their fist. Eren hit Viper in the temple, causing him to drop.

"...okay, Nuul. I know you watched that. Glowing eyes, super strong and durable. Points to Marionette. However, I incapacitated him with my fists. Hardly anti-doll weaponry. What the hell did I just fight?" Eren asked calmly, "Answer me."

Mathew

One man was grabbing the money while the others were holding Alex at knife point. He winced at the pain in his stomach, as he did so, cursing the priest.

He bent down to grab some money, then screamed. A mass of flesh and bones slowly rose from the ground, a face slowly materializing. As the man backed away, a limb of meat and blood grabbed his face.

He shuddered, and fell to the ground.

"What morsels dare threaten my master?"

The men seemed to state in shock, before Mathew fully materialized. He had chosen a blobman shape for intimidation purposes. He took a step forward, tentacles sprouting from his back.

The gangsters ran, and after a moment, Mathew sighed.

"Really, Alex. I want you to carefully explain to me what you did wrong," Mathew said, tapping a foot inpatiently, retracting his tentacles, and putting his hands on his hip. His head was a meaty, eyeless skull. He still seemed to be giving Alex a motherly glare.

"And answer truthfully, or I won't cook desert tonight. You have no idea how much of your behaviour today I watched, dematerialized."
Omg. Gimme a moment to drink my coffee. I'ma read and post like chop chop mothafuckas.
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