Adorabadass

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@CAS1006

Dude, Fredrick as a warden was ridiculous. Once I got the ball rolling he just sort of...murdered everything. I wonder if he even knew mages were supposed to be powerful and dangerous, cuz whenever all his allies were killed Fred would just calmly jog forward and murder everything in sight.

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God I can't wait to play DA2 and DAI. I let my friend borrow my xbox so she could play dragon age.

Fun fact, she gives zero fucks in her play through, I swear. Straight up murders Isolde to save Connor.

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Henrietta: "I don't care what he said, it was just the one time and I really needed the money for some copper wire... umm, wait... was that a question for me? If not, please just pretend I didn't say anything just now."

@Genni

"I said nothing, and that would not happen in a million years if she fucking PAID me, fuckers!

I mean...no offense, Henrietta. Umm, fuck, I mean, not that you're not beautiful, I just, ah...fuck. I just dug a fucking hole for myself, didn't I? BY ANDRASTRE AND EVERY FUCK I DON'T GIVE, FUCK THIS CONCERSATION!"

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@vancexentan

ARE YOU (fucking) FREDDY FOR READY

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Oh well, looks like Freddy's out of luck there then.

@Genni

#freddygetsrekt

Actually, I doubt he'll get to romance anyone, considering he is a one-armed socially awkward rage monkey. Freddy gonna live that virginlyf.

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@Genni

Freddy's gay. :p

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@Genni

Freddy's an elf.

But dude! Ogre rogue! :D

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Yes, an awakened Darkspawn would be badass. :D

Or one of the other races we're missing.

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@SimplyJohn

Mangy: -whines sadly-

Fred: You are NOT going to make my dog fucking cry like that, you crimson motherfuckers! NON LETHAL. NO EXCEPTIONS.

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@CAS1006

"BECAUSE FUCK YOUR BAKING MINE IS BETTER, AND MANGY WILL NOT GET OFF MY BACK TO SAVE THE FUCKING NUG!"

"-barking-"

"I FUCKING KNOW YOU CARE ABOUT IT, MANGY."