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Should take a fully grown high dragon to get enough material for a male character, and a baby dragonling for a female one. :P
HA! Joke's on you, Freddy's tiny as hell, and only has to armor one arm! >:D
Also as for loot and stuff, Freddy might get new armor and stuff, but since his axe, named Dragonslayer, is all he has left of the Dogs of Fereldan, he ain't ever gonna replace it unless it breaks.
Fredrick looked at Martin, and blinked.
"Fucking EW? PUS? Martin, for the love of all that I holy, righteous and just in the world, I think that image may never fucking leave my head. Now whenever I'm woth a guy I like, I'm just gonna have that gross fucking image in my head. Waiting. Watching."
Fredrick listened to his companions, and rolled his eyes at the mages. Maker himself, they were little bitches. Freddy was a bit of a bitch himself, but at least he admitted it.
"As much as I hate the underground as well, I actually gotta side with my fellow elf here. Seems like, unlike our squabbling mages over there, she has a good fucking head on her shoulders."
Fredrick paused, and looked at Lian, "For the love of thr Maker, though, speak up. I don't know if you've faced a bunch of human oppression or some shit like that, but let me just promise you here that if anyone gives you shit for being an elf I'll knife their ears just for the fucking irony of it."
Fredrick was, truthfully, culturally quite human. However, he remembered facing discrimination many times in the past for his race. He felt any kind of discrimination was just sick.
"Fucking EW? PUS? Martin, for the love of all that I holy, righteous and just in the world, I think that image may never fucking leave my head. Now whenever I'm woth a guy I like, I'm just gonna have that gross fucking image in my head. Waiting. Watching."
Fredrick listened to his companions, and rolled his eyes at the mages. Maker himself, they were little bitches. Freddy was a bit of a bitch himself, but at least he admitted it.
"As much as I hate the underground as well, I actually gotta side with my fellow elf here. Seems like, unlike our squabbling mages over there, she has a good fucking head on her shoulders."
Fredrick paused, and looked at Lian, "For the love of thr Maker, though, speak up. I don't know if you've faced a bunch of human oppression or some shit like that, but let me just promise you here that if anyone gives you shit for being an elf I'll knife their ears just for the fucking irony of it."
Fredrick was, truthfully, culturally quite human. However, he remembered facing discrimination many times in the past for his race. He felt any kind of discrimination was just sick.
Everyone writes differently. I like Vance's wall of text. It's not that bunched up tbh and I had no trouble reading it. :)
@Genni
Good relationship problems? ;p
Glad things worked out for you though. It sucks to be single and homeless man.
Good relationship problems? ;p
Glad things worked out for you though. It sucks to be single and homeless man.
"Well I'm not saying we go vacation there or any bullshit like that! It's just...you know what, let's just say it's personal shit, okay," Fredrick said to Cassius, "And, hey, I can fucking handle myself, okay? Any fucking tevinter mages that think a one armed elf is easy pickings will learn just how fucking misinformed they are."
He paused.
"Okay, no, Tevinter would be fucking dangerous and that's probably a thing I should just do on my own later. Forget I opened my stupid fucking mouth about that bronto shit."
His only response to Gerald was to raise his middle finger at the mage.
Mangy approached Henrietta, looking on in interest. He listened to her ramblings, and barked as she talked about the fish.
"Mangy, somehow I don't think she's going to start giving science lessons to a fucking dog."
Mangy whined.
"Just don't fucking bother her. She clearly wants to do her own thing."
Mangy growled.
"Maker fuck, Mangy, fine! I'll let you try to get fucking science lessons from the crazy ass dwarf! I'll just be here, listening to the mages fucking scare each other with stories of Orlesians and Antivan Crows."
Freddy turned his head away from Mangy, and Mangy returned his attention to Henrietta, and watched as she examined the fish.
He paused.
"Okay, no, Tevinter would be fucking dangerous and that's probably a thing I should just do on my own later. Forget I opened my stupid fucking mouth about that bronto shit."
His only response to Gerald was to raise his middle finger at the mage.
Mangy approached Henrietta, looking on in interest. He listened to her ramblings, and barked as she talked about the fish.
"Mangy, somehow I don't think she's going to start giving science lessons to a fucking dog."
Mangy whined.
"Just don't fucking bother her. She clearly wants to do her own thing."
Mangy growled.
"Maker fuck, Mangy, fine! I'll let you try to get fucking science lessons from the crazy ass dwarf! I'll just be here, listening to the mages fucking scare each other with stories of Orlesians and Antivan Crows."
Freddy turned his head away from Mangy, and Mangy returned his attention to Henrietta, and watched as she examined the fish.
Fredrick watched Henrietta play with her fish. Maker bless her, there was something wrong with that girl. Fredrick would say she had a screw loose, but that'd be too much of a pun.
"No Thaigs. No, and hell no. Last time I was underground I had to learn how to dress myself with only one hand. No, and fuck no. And furthermore, my final and most convincingly thought out argument, sweet shitty nipple tit FUCK NO."
He then listened to Gerald and Martin, and nodded emphatically at Martin's words.
"Gerald, you suggest a boatride again and I will shove that entire ship into a crevice of your body so rarely witnessed that not even thr ashes of Andrastre will be able to save you. PLUS, I kind of have a few things I have to do before I go back to Fereldan. Besides, Amarinthine kind of sucks."
He paused.
"Tevinter...might be somewhere to consider later. I ah...have something I might be able to check out there. In the mean time, though, Free Marches is probably best. Mostly because it's a land, route, and I don't know if you knew this, but boats FUCKING SUCK."
"No Thaigs. No, and hell no. Last time I was underground I had to learn how to dress myself with only one hand. No, and fuck no. And furthermore, my final and most convincingly thought out argument, sweet shitty nipple tit FUCK NO."
He then listened to Gerald and Martin, and nodded emphatically at Martin's words.
"Gerald, you suggest a boatride again and I will shove that entire ship into a crevice of your body so rarely witnessed that not even thr ashes of Andrastre will be able to save you. PLUS, I kind of have a few things I have to do before I go back to Fereldan. Besides, Amarinthine kind of sucks."
He paused.
"Tevinter...might be somewhere to consider later. I ah...have something I might be able to check out there. In the mean time, though, Free Marches is probably best. Mostly because it's a land, route, and I don't know if you knew this, but boats FUCKING SUCK."
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