For some reason, I thought "windshield wipers" and "lettuce" sounded similar when I was young.
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Likely because...
#1: Your body has become so use to being caffeinated that one cup doesn't bring on the "boost" anymore.
#2: It was a weak cup of Joe. (too much water, too few beans, etc)
#3: IT WAS DECAF!