You can call me Joe, I am a one-paragraph RPer who joined out of boredom. I think im interesting but im probably only slightly more interesting from the average ‘Joe’ (Hahahaha, get it? The ‘average Joe’ and my name is ‘joe’? It’s okay you can laugh).
My timezone is GMT+11, I’m not very active on this site but I try :)
I have no clue how to post Gifs on this website, they keep popping up as images, also I believe Gif is pronounced with a J sound like the G in ‘Giant’.
I enjoy strategy games, reading, National Anthems, emails, and eating. My favourite drink is water.
I hate useless/pointless questions, soft drinks, anything with too much sugar in it, and people not answering my stupid questions.
I just want to roleplay, I’ve never RPed in a group but I am open to it. To be frank, I just want to see that inbox icon in the top right to tell me I have a message. Is that sad? Maybe. Am I a sad person? A little.
I can write a paragraph (4-5 sentences) if need-be, I can even write 2 paragraphs, maybe even 3 paragraphs. If I’m especially deludedinspired and I’m handling multiple characters you could get 5 paragraphs.
I think most rp’s don’t come close to needing more than 5 sentences. I also prefer writing one-line responses; I believe that a characters intentions should be decipherable from their dialogue, notwithstanding complex things like lying.
Here’s how an ideal roleplay with me would go down, in terms of length of response:
[Roleplay Partner]: *Andrew looks at Julius in bewilderment* “Why the fuck would you eat an entire tin can?!” *He exclaims, half frightened, half curious.*
[Me:] *Julius von Hindeburg shrugs,* “I just thought it would taste good.” *He says as a lie, he ate the can as a play to assert dominance over the rest of the items in his pantry.*
[Roleplay partner]: *Andrew looks at Julius like he’s crazy* “What- how- why-… Forget it, we need to get you to the doctor before you get internal bleeding.”
[Me:] *Julius nods, sagely,* “Yes, I believe that is the right course of action, for I can already feel some organs shutting down.”
Keep in mind, I can write longer (If I really have to).
I have, I just find writing something long to be tedious. Things work better when they’re up to interpretation, it allows for creativity. Providing a characters *exact thoughts* also screws with things in the meta, if the person controlling a character knows something the character doesn’t know, the character will be influenced by the knowledge held by the writer. It’s also more exciting with less information, like I said earlier, your creativity fills in the gaps.
Maybe I’m misinterpreting what people mean by ‘a paragraph’, or not understanding what should be IN a paragraph. If there is a role playing sage out there who can lecture me on how to roleplay well, I would be more than happy to hear your wisdom.
👋
Well thats all I wrote.
P.S: Due to nothing ever happening I don’t check my notifications here regularly, my next check-in for this site is the 11th of June.
I dislike roleplay purely because finding a good worthwhile plot takes way too long. Sure I could scrawl across the forums for eons looking for the rp that suits my incredibly niche interests (Political, sci-fi, fantasy) or fandoms (Night in the woods, Purrfect Apawcalypse, Undertale/Deltarune) or I could post what I can offer as a RP’r and let others slot me into their ideas.
What I can do:
Write one paragraph weekly or a varying amount(0-4) of sentences daily.
Create a character if a scaffold is provided.
What Rp’s i involve myself in:
Literally anything idgaf.
That’s all, sorry for the crappy formatting but im tired.
Ban the user, compliment the user, where the heck is all the hate?
Rules to streamline the insulting process will be updated frequently, contact me if you have suggestions:
“You serve ZERO PURPOSE”
By insulting the person above you, you put yourself down to be insulted in turn. Don't be triggered once you get insulted, it's how the forum works.
“Listen here, you toe-eyed cabbage”
Anything a user posts on this website can be used against them. Are they an 18+ Roleplayer? Use that. Are their roleplay’s lame and boring? Fair game.
“Your parents had you for tax benefits.”
Your insult can be whatever, I'm not going to ask for essays or something witty.
However you must attempt to be insulting.
“You’re*”
Insults shouldn’t be taken as reflections of the insulter or the person being insulted. Don’t take insults personally, don’t use insults to form your thoughts on someone.
TLDR: Person below must give a toe-curling, jaw dropping, heart-stopping, mind bending insult of the person directly above them.
Hiiiiiiii~ Hiiiii~ hiiiii~ hiii~ hiiiiiii~ *blushes* ~ hiiii~ hiii~ Hiiiii~ hiiiii~ *looks away cutely* hiii~ hiiiiiii~ hiiii~ hiiii~ hiii~ hiiiiii~ hiiiii~ hi~ hiiii~ hi~ hi~~~~~~~ hiii~
Screw it, I’m keeping that in.
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You can call me Joe, I am a one-paragraph RPer who joined out of boredom. I think im interesting but im probably only slightly more interesting from the average ‘Joe’ (Hahahaha, get it? The ‘average Joe’ and my name is ‘joe’? It’s okay you can laugh).
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My timezone is GMT+11, I’m not very active on this site but I try :)
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[hider=Side note on Gifs]
I have no clue how to post Gifs on this website, they keep popping up as images, also I believe Gif is pronounced with a J sound like the G in ‘Giant’.
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I enjoy strategy games, reading, National Anthems, emails, and eating. My favourite drink is water.
I hate useless/pointless questions, soft drinks, anything with too much sugar in it, and people not answering my stupid questions.
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[hider=So what do you expect from this site?]
I just want to roleplay, I’ve never RPed in a group but I am open to it. To be frank, I just want to see that inbox icon in the top right to tell me I have a message.
Is that sad? Maybe.
Am I a sad person? A little.
[hider=Give me more detail on your RP style]
I can write a paragraph (4-5 sentences) if need-be, I can even write 2 paragraphs, maybe even 3 paragraphs. If I’m especially [s]deluded[/s] [i]inspired[/i] and I’m handling multiple characters you could get 5 paragraphs.
I think most rp’s don’t come close to needing more than 5 sentences. I also prefer writing one-line responses; I believe that a characters intentions should be decipherable from their dialogue, notwithstanding complex things like lying.
Here’s how an ideal roleplay with me would go down, in terms of length of response:
[Roleplay Partner]:
*Andrew looks at Julius in bewilderment* “Why the fuck would you eat an entire tin can?!” *He exclaims, half frightened, half curious.*
[Me:]
*Julius von Hindeburg shrugs,* “I just thought it would taste good.” *He says as a lie, he ate the can as a play to assert dominance over the rest of the items in his pantry.*
[Roleplay partner]:
*Andrew looks at Julius like he’s crazy* “What- how- why-… Forget it, we need to get you to the doctor before you get internal bleeding.”
[Me:]
*Julius nods, sagely,* “Yes, I believe that is the right course of action, for I can already feel some organs shutting down.”
Keep in mind, I can write longer (If I [i]really[/i] have to).
[hider=Why haven't you come to terms with the fact that you might have gotten away with 1–line role playing in discord or Wattpad but stuff like that ain’t gonna go down well in this *Elite Roleplaying Association*?]
I have, I just find writing something long to be tedious. Things work better when they’re up to interpretation, it allows for creativity. Providing a characters *exact thoughts* also screws with things in the meta, if the person controlling a character knows something the character doesn’t know, the character will be influenced by the knowledge held by the writer. It’s also more exciting with less information, like I said earlier, your creativity fills in the gaps.
Maybe I’m misinterpreting what people mean by ‘a paragraph’, or not understanding what should be IN a paragraph. If there is a role playing sage out there who can lecture me on how to roleplay well, I would be more than happy to hear your wisdom.
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[hider=I’m going to pretend I never visited your profile, Bye!]
👋
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Well thats all I wrote.
P.S: Due to nothing ever happening I don’t check my notifications here regularly, my next check-in for this site is the 11th of June.
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;">Hiiiiiiii~ Hiiiii~ hiiiii~ hiii~ hiiiiiii~ *blushes* ~ hiiii~ hiii~ Hiiiii~ hiiiii~ *looks away cutely* hiii~ hiiiiiii~ hiiii~ hiiii~ hiii~ hiiiiii~ hiiiii~ hi~ hiiii~ hi~ hi~~~~~~~ hiii~<br><br>Screw it, I’m keeping that in.<br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="WHO TF ARE YOU LMAOOOO">WHO TF ARE YOU LMAOOOO [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">You can call me Joe, I am a one-paragraph RPer who joined out of boredom. I think im interesting but im probably only slightly more interesting from the average ‘Joe’ (Hahahaha, get it? The ‘average Joe’ and my name is ‘joe’? It’s okay you can laugh). <br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Whats your timezone? How active are you?">Whats your timezone? How active are you? [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">My timezone is GMT+11, I’m not very active on this site but I try :)</div></div><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Side note on Gifs">Side note on Gifs [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">I have no clue how to post Gifs on this website, they keep popping up as images, also I believe Gif is pronounced with a J sound like the G in ‘Giant’.</div></div></div></div><br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="What are your likes and Dislikes?">What are your likes and Dislikes? [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">I enjoy strategy games, reading, National Anthems, emails, and eating. My favourite drink is water.<br><br>I hate useless/pointless questions, soft drinks, anything with too much sugar in it, and people not answering my stupid questions.</div></div><br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="So what do you expect from this site?">So what do you expect from this site? [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">I just want to roleplay, I’ve never RPed in a group but I am open to it. To be frank, I just want to see that inbox icon in the top right to tell me I have a message.<br>Is that sad? Maybe. <br>Am I a sad person? A little. <br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Give me more detail on your RP style">Give me more detail on your RP style [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">I can write a paragraph (4-5 sentences) if need-be, I can even write 2 paragraphs, maybe even 3 paragraphs. If I’m especially <span class="bb-s">deluded</span> <span class="bb-i">inspired</span> and I’m handling multiple characters you could get 5 paragraphs. <br><br> I think most rp’s don’t come close to needing more than 5 sentences. I also prefer writing one-line responses; I believe that a characters intentions should be decipherable from their dialogue, notwithstanding complex things like lying.<br><br>Here’s how an ideal roleplay with me would go down, in terms of length of response:<br><br>[Roleplay Partner]: <br>*Andrew looks at Julius in bewilderment* “Why the fuck would you eat an entire tin can?!” *He exclaims, half frightened, half curious.*<br><br>[Me:]<br>*Julius von Hindeburg shrugs,* “I just thought it would taste good.” *He says as a lie, he ate the can as a play to assert dominance over the rest of the items in his pantry.*<br><br>[Roleplay partner]:<br>*Andrew looks at Julius like he’s crazy* “What- how- why-… Forget it, we need to get you to the doctor before you get internal bleeding.”<br><br>[Me:]<br>*Julius nods, sagely,* “Yes, I believe that is the right course of action, for I can already feel some organs shutting down.”<br><br>Keep in mind, I can write longer (If I <span class="bb-i">really</span> have to).<br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Why haven't you come to terms with the fact that you might have gotten away with 1–line role playing in discord or Wattpad but stuff like that ain’t gonna go down well in this *Elite Roleplaying Association*?">Why haven't you come to terms with the fact that you might have gotten away with 1–line role playing in discord or Wattpad but stuff like that ain’t gonna go down well in this *Elite Roleplaying Association*? [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">I have, I just find writing something long to be tedious. Things work better when they’re up to interpretation, it allows for creativity. Providing a characters *exact thoughts* also screws with things in the meta, if the person controlling a character knows something the character doesn’t know, the character will be influenced by the knowledge held by the writer. It’s also more exciting with less information, like I said earlier, your creativity fills in the gaps.<br><br>Maybe I’m misinterpreting what people mean by ‘a paragraph’, or not understanding what should be IN a paragraph. If there is a role playing sage out there who can lecture me on how to roleplay well, I would be more than happy to hear your wisdom.</div></div></div></div></div></div><br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="I’m going to pretend I never visited your profile, Bye!">I’m going to pretend I never visited your profile, Bye! [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">👋</div></div><br><br>Well thats all I wrote.<br><br>P.S: Due to nothing ever happening I don’t check my notifications here regularly, my next check-in for this site is the 11th of June.</div>
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