Banned for chronic miscommunication from your frontal lube.
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Seeya next week, Guild. Signing off.
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8 yrs ago
Merry Christmas
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8 yrs ago
Elder Scrolls RP, now with the Creation Club!
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8 yrs ago
It's happening again. I have been visited by a soviet mad scientist, a king, a penguin prince of darkness, a house plant god thing, a mystical ancient member, a tired reaper (thank god) + a greeting.
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8 yrs ago
For the same reason Rome 2 was attacked by thousands of players who don't know what they're talking about. lleeeeeeemmmmings
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Whattr' you stairin' at.
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Don't tell me what to do, you malignant neoplasm.
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When I was hiking 'round the town to find a job one day, I saw a sign that thousand men were wanted right away
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9 yrs ago
Forum: Spam Forum
What a load of crap. Next time, do it at the right faci-
-ah, right, this is the right facility. Still. The dump explicitly told you not to pour hardened cyanide into the dumpster.
-ah, right, this is the right facility. Still. The dump explicitly told you not to pour hardened cyanide into the dumpster.
Climb into a washer/drier/refrigerator and
a) wait for someone to open it up and move it
or
b) wait for someone to pass by
And pop out and scare the shit outta them. Preferably with a loud, catchy catchphrase >.>
Enter in full combat cosplay uniform, bang your foam sword on your foam shield, and yell "I AM THE KNIGHT OF FRED MEYERS! I WILL SLAY YOUR DRAGON KING OF WALMART! YAAAAA!", charge towards the manager's office and attempt to outfight any security along the way.
^ bonus points for recruiting 3+ little kids to join the initial charge and try to fight any walmart employee along the way.
Trip a walmart employee when another customer is walking by and scream "SHE DID IT!" bonus points for elder employee, female passerby (I dunno, and really, it doesn't even matter, just stick with the pronoun whatever you get) and waving a hammer as you make your accusations.
a) wait for someone to open it up and move it
or
b) wait for someone to pass by
And pop out and scare the shit outta them. Preferably with a loud, catchy catchphrase >.>
Enter in full combat cosplay uniform, bang your foam sword on your foam shield, and yell "I AM THE KNIGHT OF FRED MEYERS! I WILL SLAY YOUR DRAGON KING OF WALMART! YAAAAA!", charge towards the manager's office and attempt to outfight any security along the way.
^ bonus points for recruiting 3+ little kids to join the initial charge and try to fight any walmart employee along the way.
Trip a walmart employee when another customer is walking by and scream "SHE DID IT!" bonus points for elder employee, female passerby (I dunno, and really, it doesn't even matter, just stick with the pronoun whatever you get) and waving a hammer as you make your accusations.
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Super Invincible Max God Century [Insert Fancy Robot Name Here] [Insert Number of Component Parts] - Mecha RPG Interest Check, Working Title
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9 yrs ago
Forum: Casual Interest Checks
Gave it a solid look, not my cup of tea alas.
'Accidentally' fall into shelves.
Head to the meat department, stand totally still, and fling meat at people the moment they walk by, and yell "YOU KILLED MY FATHER! PREPARE TO DIE!".
Same as above, but demolish their carts with hammers.
The moment someone lets go of a cart, steal it. Run like hell if you have to.
Mix up the items on the shelves Never mind, that's normal for employees in my neighborhood walmart.
Use movies as frisbees.
'Sneak up' on cameras and smash them. Bonus points for looking sneaky and approaching in a mostly straight line.
Start putting on all the clothes you can get your hands on, especially the lingerie, and just start flinging everything you can't wear around.
Good old stalking, bonus points for being conspicuous.
Badly try and steal jewelry.
Head to the meat department, stand totally still, and fling meat at people the moment they walk by, and yell "YOU KILLED MY FATHER! PREPARE TO DIE!".
Same as above, but demolish their carts with hammers.
The moment someone lets go of a cart, steal it. Run like hell if you have to.
Mix up the items on the shelves Never mind, that's normal for employees in my neighborhood walmart.
Use movies as frisbees.
'Sneak up' on cameras and smash them. Bonus points for looking sneaky and approaching in a mostly straight line.
Start putting on all the clothes you can get your hands on, especially the lingerie, and just start flinging everything you can't wear around.
Good old stalking, bonus points for being conspicuous.
Badly try and steal jewelry.
Try to check people out at an empty register.
Ask a employee where the hammers are. Follow them and once you get there, take one, scream "THIS...IS...SPARTA", and start smashing everything.
Yeah, this one'll do it.
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Let's B!tch. I feel it's a healthy release for our roleplay annoyances 2.0
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9 yrs ago
Forum: Roleplaying Discussion
@ArenaSnow i can help XD
'twould be quite a few mechanics and questions to muse through, but if you like...
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Let's B!tch. I feel it's a healthy release for our roleplay annoyances 2.0
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9 yrs ago
Forum: Roleplaying Discussion
I'll just leave it at that and think about a battletech/mechwarrior inspired roleplay with pirates instead >.<
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