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    1. Awson 12 yrs ago

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Current why do I keep checking Spam
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anyone knows how do you treat deep cuts because i accidentally cut myself on the fucking edge of some people here

i know, cuts can heal on their own
but they're crawling in my skin
these wounds will not heal


As a man with external parts who identifies as a virtual character, I find the term "edgy" offensive. I require more polygons to render, and therefore was born with more edges than virtual characters of the female sex.

I was born this way.

Please bring your hate and discrimination elsewhere.
>using gendered slurs

I'm speechless.

Some of you guys have the weirdest idea of what's appropriate to say.


1.) I don't care about pregnant 15 year olds.
2.) Whenever someone mentions their cousin on the internet, incest jokes follow.

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Wowzers.


Wowzers, indeed.
You want some actual advice?

Are you under 18, Musketman?

If so, hit that shit raw while the trapdoor is jammed. :^)

There.

Now I can be in the pantheon as well.
You guys have low tolerances.

You're also a bit hypocritical because I'm not if sure there's a single user here who isn't a massive cunt.
In Blerks [Beta] 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum


Smink times out before possibly getting stabbed with scissors.

KnightShade makes a wooden sword and leaves some planks on the ground due to inventory restrictions. (There are three inventory slots, excluding arms and armor. Three logs become three stacks of 3 planks in each slot. One plank becomes 6 sticks, and 2 planks have to be dropped on the ground [6sticks/3planks/3planks]. One stick and one plank = wooden sword. [5sticks/2planks/3planks remaining])

Mr. Pink finds flint.



Imagine that- you can't see shit. Though you can hear something snoring.

It would normally take about 2 or 3 turns to get some lit torches from your current position, but if you guys work together and do the right stuff I'll see it finished by the end of next turn.

Also, what do you think that brownish thing between the crumbled stone bricks and [unidentified plant] field is? Examining is a free action, you losers.
Shoot yourselves

Suit yourselves.
I would actually recommend watching them all now for anyone who planned on holding out like Hank.

Avoiding spoilers aside, nothing really fucking happens in the first four episodes anyway.

I might have been disappointed if I had to wait a week between all of those.

So watch your fucking episode tomorrow, and then do the next two. Do eet.
In Blerks [Beta] 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Back to the front.

I'm disappointed more people didn't give this a shot. Though I am not surprised.
In Hey Spam 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
wat 4?


Cigarettes and liquor.

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I will lend you the money, but I will charge 10000% interest for each day you don't pay it back in return.

Deal?


Deal.

Jokes on you, I'll just never see you again
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