Awson

double post, huh?

Hm

When I see more than one thread with a somewhat close name

YOU FUCKING CUNT!!

-Charlie Bronson

Every time I see two threads with a similar title

Sometimes I just like to make multithreaded jokes.

I don't make them with the intention of you fuccbois starting a bandwagon.

My school received a shooting threat today.

Dude, I went to that school. I'm serious.

I see that bitches there are still uptight.

Trying to come up with cool character names like:

Shit, I don't match either of those criteria.

Every time I try to cook a recipe that I see on TV

I don't have enough of the ingredients.

I guess I'll never be a master chef.

My school received a shooting threat today.

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You're supposed to lock the door, turn off the lights, move to a specific corner of the classroom, and shut the fuck up. He locked the door and kept talking and talking about math and his ex wife. He knew nothing about the lockdown except that it wasn't planned. :(

Frankly, I'd rather go pee and get shot then spend another class listening to him whine about his divorce while making gross sexist jokes THAT IS WHY SHE DITCHED U

@ImANargleHunter

Okay, I'll stop.

Trying to come up with cool character names like:

Name him Peter and accept that every facet of your life doesn't need to be special or unique.

<3

My school received a shooting threat today.

Once I had a lockdown because they thought some kid had a gun in his locker but the teacher just kept teaching math. Wouldn't follow the lockdown procedure but also wouldn't let me go to the washroom because he was a DICK

@ImANargleHunter

Not having you guys hide under your desks is one thing. Letting someone leave the class is another.

Every time I try to find out what's wrong with me

I'm sorry to even bring up this possibility, but it's conceivable that there's nothing wrong with you.

I know. I'm sorry.

@mdk

:C