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The Spam choose your own adventure thing!

>rip out hair, put it on box, raise hole side of box to man, tell them man to stop wasting his time with woman and try this broad out for size.

>if successful, tip fedora to m'lady and glide away on heelies.

The Spam choose your own adventure thing!

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The man looks at you.

"Well... The town back there has a brothel..."

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Before anything else could happen, you proceed to stick your dick in the man

He runs away, and gets a guard.

"This man is insane! Kill him!"

The Guards start to run over

What do you do?

@ChadsWorth The Third

>Yell "dont worry guys, I've caught the criminal!"
>proceed to punch self in dick and attempt to tackle it to the ground

The Spam choose your own adventure thing!

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You run over to the caravan, and proceed to stick your dick into the wooden cart. A man walks up to you and stares at you

"Are... you okay?" he says

What do you do?

@ChadsWorth The Third

>stick dick in man

The Spam choose your own adventure thing!

>go back into the room and stick dick into the lightbublb

So once upon a time I took acutane

I took a bunch of blood tests.
Im immune to needle fear now

So once upon a time I took acutane

Dude

I didn't get told shit

Not any shit at all man.

So once upon a time I took acutane

@Azarthes

- Another was stuck in a suicidal depression until his early twenties.
- Another has skin that's permanently so dry that if he touches his face, it starts crusting/peeling.

@Mahz

>Is in early twenties
>has skin

Everything is death :C

Nah I'm sure I'll get out fine. I hope. Maybe