Acutane is a drug that makes you not look like a warty bog monster, and gets rid of your acne

But unbeknown to me, it also has a side effect.

I was talking with my mom today, and that subject came up, but what also came up is a disease called uh Collersmthn

Apparently it makes your intestines not swirly and curvy like they're suppose to be, and they are just str8.

So you'd eat, and then shit all dat out.

SO NOW
EVERYTIME I GO TO THE RESTROOM
I FUCKING FREAK THE FUCK OUT

WHAT THE FUCK

WHY THE FUCK WOULD SOMEONE TELL ME THIS

FUCK

@Azarthes

I have friends that took it in their early teens. Seems like it cures you of acne but then makes you spin a wheel of misfortune to see which side-effect you're going to be stuck with.

- Two friends made it out with no side effects.
- Another was stuck in a suicidal depression until his early twenties.
- Another has skin that's permanently so dry that if he touches his face, it starts crusting/peeling.
- Another has bowel issues but manages it with some pill. Has to supplement her diet extensively so that she absorbs enough nutrients.

Reminds me of when I was on the last floor of some dungeon crawler and looted an unidentified ring from the corpse of the boss before the final boss. I equip the ring and the lil shit is a cursed -200 armor ring. Got rekt by the final boss because my enchanted armor was reduced to rags.

Except my friends got the cursed rings of sad thoughts, papyrus skin, and smooth intestines.

Hope it turns out to be no big deal man.

@Azarthes

- Another was stuck in a suicidal depression until his early twenties.
- Another has skin that's permanently so dry that if he touches his face, it starts crusting/peeling.

>Is in early twenties
>has skin

Everything is death :C

Nah I'm sure I'll get out fine. I hope. Maybe

I got out fine as far as I can tell.

I took it like, what, two and a half years ago? Maybe three?

I actually went on anti-depressants towards the end, but I was already sort of a mess at the time so idk how much of it was from the accutane. By I'm pretty sure it pushed me over the edge of being a real problem.

As for depression now, if it is there I wouldn't call it crippling. Maybe I'm like 5 or 10 percent of what it was? Completely tolerable in any case.

Bowels are fine.

Like a year two years or so ago I started getting a few little bumps here and there. I'll call that 5% or less of the acne I used to have.

All in all, I'm fine now weeeeeeeeeeeeee

EDIT: But I knew there were side effects the entire time, dawg. Were you sleeping in the dermatologist's office? LOL

Dude

I didn't get told shit

Not any shit at all man.

Did you take blood tests? I also had to take a few blood tests.

I took a bunch of blood tests.
Im immune to needle fear now

lol who even has acne