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@Azereiah I'm scared.


You should be.

He is anger. He is terror. All who stand before him shall look upon him and wail in despair, for he stands at a truly gargantuan four feet tall.
Arnor Kalthun


The beast awoke from its long slumber and looked to the stars. They were dark, brown, and dir-wait, dirt? Fuck.

Some frantic scrambling later, the beast emerged from the ground and looked to the stars. The stars told the beast that it had been several millennia since it had last walked the Earth, and it was looking forward to seeing how much progress its people had made in that time. It looked around, and saw a truly massive city about it, standing tall between the glorious towers of the mushroom forest. It had only grown more beautiful since he last saw it, but something was amiss. Nobody was there. Worried, the beast squirmed and slid itself over the buildings of the city to where he remembered his Temple to have been, being careful to not crush any of them, and peered in with his many eyes, hoping to find a remnant of his followers.

Inside the main entrance of the temple was a sign. "Museum closed for renovations."
The outside of the temple was covered in markings in many colors that he didn't remember from his last visit, and upon closer inspection, he discovered them to be writings, splashed across the surface in faded paints that had, surely, been very bright once.

UP YOURS, BUDDY
MIDNIGHT BEHIND THE VIGIL STREET FORUM TO HAVE A GOOD TIME
MILLY THE BARMAID IS GOOD IN BED
I MADE BREAD TODAY
VORBUS LUVS MORIAN

So many loving messages from his faithful citizens. Perhaps they had moved on to a new home? The beast made its way over and out of the city upon its many tentacles in search of new followers, and a short while later, it came across a very unusual group of travelers. It announced its presence, ignorant of whatever they were doing, a colorful glow eerily emanating from its entire body with each syllable.

"BOW TO ME, MORTALS, FOR I AM YOUR GOD NOW."
I wonder what would happen if Cia suddenly decided to switch to human size inside its mouth.
That was a short-lived character. Anyone know necromancy?


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The man woke up. His head hurt, his chest hurt, his arm hurt. Everything hurt. He tried to move, and realized he was lying on soft sand. A stiff breeze came in, smelling of salt and charred wood, telling him that he'd been at some sort of fire on the beach. Something had happened... An explosion? Lots of fire. And... An attack.

An attack? Shit. He got up and searched for his armor, to find it neatly piled up beside him. The breastplate was cracked open like an egg. He looked down at himself and saw himself covered in blood-soaked bandages - looked pretty bad. Whoever had tried to help him must've seriously thought he was a goner, with these wounds, but he could at least move again. He took a look around, trying to get a feel for whatever had happened.

The airship was half-buried in the sand, with long gashes along its wood and brass construction where it had been ripped open by a rocky outcrop, and the balloon was completely incinerated. Something must've made a spark near it when they crashed. The fire in the camp had gone out days ago, too, it seemed.

All around him, bodies were laid out neatly, with sheets placed over them. His entire team was dead, save for one person, who was missing. Surrounding the camp were more corpses - dozens of them. He couldn't identify the species - some sort of native creature, at any rate. Big, with green skin and tusks. He decided to call them Orcs, at least until he found a better word for them. Blood was everywhere, and several of them had been ripped to shreds, bits of gore and bones strewn across the sand. One other kind of creature was also present, closer to the airship. Blue skin, vaguely fishy appearance. The pieces he could gather together made it appear as though it were bipedal - a fishman of some sort. Large pieces of shattered shell were everywhere, and small tentacles were strewn upon the ground, with black-green residue splattered across the side of the airship wreckage.

Judging by the carnage, something had apparently really, really pissed off the mage, whatever her name was. She usually preferred to keep things clean, from what he remembered of her on the ship. If she wasn't here, she was somewhere else, which meant that he pretty much had zero chance of ever finding her again. Good, she was a pain in the ass anyway. But if everyone else was accounted for, that meant that she had tried to save his life. Fuck, he'd probably have to thank the little weirdo if he ever ran into her again.

He returned to the camp and gathered some supplies, then tried to put on his armor. He noticed something moving under the bandages on his right forearm, which weren't particularly bloody. He ripped them off, and screamed - a writhing mass of something was on his arm. Little did he know what the mark meant.

Fortunately, he probably would never find out, because he was absolutely shit at outdoor survival, and couldn't read the stars to save his life. When he wandered off, it took him only a week to realize that he was completely and hopelessly lost, and he was running low on water. Not a soul came across him, and he collapsed - another victim to the Continent.
@Cuccoruler Just let the Magna Pater sink one good tooth into Cia's leg and realize she's all glucose, then he'll have no target but Saaria to go after.

And she can light him up like Times Square on New Year's.


Well, it's either that or Gerald's skull gets serious and sends him to the bone zone.
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that is very true, she has no blood, her blood is sugar


a diabetic's worst nightmare - a blood sugar concentration of 159,000 mg/dl
Now would be a really good time for Cia to discover the power of SPINAL CANDYCANE SPIKES.

also, asphyxiation might be difficult if she's made of candy
DM randomly deletes D&d game that the group has been playing on Roll20 for over 2 months every Tuesday without letting any of us know.

Fuckin ass.


RIP ;-;7
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