Beetlejuice96

LYDIA

Lydia stood there in shock for a moment before her temper exploded again. "FINE! See if I care! The only reason I stopped you from offing yourself is you're the only one who's been able to see me in millennia! All I want is for someone to just acknowledge my existence!"

LYDIA

"I'm sorry, I tried scaring the shit out of that asshole but he's tougher than a fucking coconut. I tried making things right by giving ya more time." She explained as she followed him.

"What can I do to fix this? There's gotta be something, bud. Ya got any relatives with money? I could have your name put in the will, scare 'em to death and BOOM ya got money!"

Stranger Beetles

"It's a surprise." They replied as they walked over. "Ignore them, darling. You look fine." They said before teleporting them away.

LYDIA

Lydia let out an inraged roar, returning them to the bank as she appeared back at the house. "FUCKING DICKHEAD! MOTHER FUCKER!" She raged, almost tearing the house apart.

Stranger Beetles

"Holy shit you smell clean. Wait, is that cologne?" Toph commented, grinning at him.

"Who knew demons could clean up for dates." Malcolm teased with a chuckle.

"Beetlejuice?" Ash's voice inquired as they left their room in a nice tuxedo that suited their androgynous self well.

LYDIA

"Don't you fucking dare!" Lydia roared before grabbing them all, teleporting them to where the Sandworms lived, holding the Breathers over the edge. "Yo, Sandy! Dinner time!" She called out, a loud roar ringing out as Big Sandy appeared. "Leave Lawrence alone or you'll be Sandworm chow."

Stranger Beetles

"For the last time, Beej, you look fine. Don't tell me you're getting cold feet over your first date in centuries." She teased.

LYDIA

"They always pick the hard way." Lydia sighed to herself before looking at Ken, her eyes once yellow now a deep crimson. "Maybe I didn't make myself clear. I will make your life a literal living hell till the day you die. Every. Single. Day. You won't be able to sleep, let alone think. I will drive you to insanity. The best part is no one will believe you. So, DO AS I SAY OR THIS IS THE FACE YOU'LL WAKE UP TO FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!" Lydia shouted, before turning into a horrifying monstrosity of tentacles, eyes and teeth.

Stranger Beetles

Sure!

LYDIA

"Not a chance in hell, you little snake. You know what he's going through, he's even called to tell you the payment would be late. Yet instead of giving him some time, you decide to kick him out." Lydia snapped.

"Now this can go one of two ways. One, you realize how much of an asshole you are and give my buddy some time to pay ya back. Or, and I'm hoping you pick this one, I scare the living shit out of you to where you finally agree to give him time. Take your pick."