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9 yrs ago
Previous status had a typo I missed, saaaaad.
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9 yrs ago
Up. Town, Fun you up. Uptown-funk-you-up.
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9 yrs ago
Aaaaaannnnnnnnnnnd We're back.
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9 yrs ago
Life is burning down. Activity will falter for a little bit.
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Bio
First, a poem, about my ego -
I'm not just smart guys, I'm a MENSA, So healthy I'm made of Polenta, Not expensive, and, I taste great, I'll help you lose weight, lames can't hate. I'm like a boat, the boat's ship-shape, Wish we could date, i'm so tip-top. I'm magic and amazing, and I won the Civil War, Singlehandedly, for the North, so hip hop. You gotta get me, and, get me, Then geddit and geddit again, Get a dozen of me and you'll be buzzin' like a bee hive. I'm like an ancient demi-god, You wanna leave me little offerings, all the mortal imitators gotta go, I'm hotter than a habanero pepper in a lava flow. Without me you're lame and afraid, But now you get laid, Now you get paid. I'm better than competitors, I'm spreading like an epidemic, and you better get me or you're gonna get AIDS. :P
How's it going FAM! Yeah, i'll try not to say that anymore, but, I make no promises. So, here are my thoughts so far: I am most likely going to be rolling with a high elf wizard of the abjuration school. I'll be thinking on the rest of the character and all that good stuff today while I have some tie at work. I'll throw up a working prototype sheet after work today and we can start tweaking it and figuring out our balance.
Ai'aight! Are we gonna try to do some awesome planes stuff again? I might not be the trip bot this time but I am very down, especially since we are running it 5E. As for the party, do we have a bard, paladin, and a sorc? Holy buhjeezus! That is a lot of wacky charaisma and awesomeness going on. I am tempted to keep the cha train rolling and do like a blade-lock or maybe run some cool support with a badass cleric. I do love a good cleric. If I go cleric I'm probably going to go for something like a Light domain to get that supah hot fiyah going. That or maybe do a tempest "Nope" cleric. If I go blade-lock im thinking Fey pact and just get my whimsy on with sweet teleports and misty stuff. Also, one thing I have been interested in was an abjuration wizard. that is of course only if we have something other than magic classes represented. Sorc, wiz, pal, bard doesn't have much balance. Then again, that can be fun in their own right.
Oh, as for stats, I think the 5E point buy is actually really cool in all honesty. Though, I am also tempted by the idea of you rolling stats and then randoming them hard because that could make for some interesting characters. Like, get a set of stats and suddenly you gotta switch your class and all that good stuff.
Cool beans everyone. in that case, if people are down. I can write up the opening post with JB's permission. That way we can at least get some stuff going. Also, would need to know if we are on an alien planet or are we on like a colony ship? Somehow I never asked that question even though it is pretty important. XD
Still room here? Been talking with V-Lord about this and it seemed very interesting. Planning on making a crazy Muse Mo-fo from the darkest pits of deep space out there! Well, i mean, not that, but, yeah, you catch my drift.
*Deep breath* Well, probably good this didn't start when it was planned because I would have completely poofed on you guys. Shit got real around me and I haven't been in a writing mood for a bit. However, things are getting more into the groove. So, someone is planning on murdering their husband I hear and boy-o-boy there just happens to be a sheriff around to investigate and even a underworld crime writer lady as well. It's almost like a match made heaven! You get all the drama of two people trying to investigate the same crime, one for justice, one for a good story and the woman at the center of it all plus a Russian twin just trying to keep his siter out of the sights of the grumpy sheriff! Add to that all the other issues with being on an unfamiliar frontier, in damned space even, and everything is now looking ready to boil! BAM! Thoughts?
Introductions were for chumps! So many people just blathered on and on and then let other people blather on and on. 'Oh heeeeeellllooo I'm so and so!' 'Oh my! So you are! Well, I would have you know I am so and such as well' 'Oh truly? Father of Blah and yadda?' 'Indeed! Forth child of blather gab!'. What a racket! What you really need was some fire! FIRE! FFFIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRE!
When the group met int he alleyway there was someone missing. While the rest were busy saying whatever it was they had so to say, Jazo The Magnificent plotted, planned, and schemed! He hovered int he air above the group, watching and listening through the eyes and ears of a stray cat that was interested int he whole gang's little scene. The wind whipped and stirred around the thin young boy as he watched the introductions with a grin on his face a shark in a blood bath wouldn't be able to match. The cute little one turned into a bird and then back into a cute little one on the big guy's head, then it was time.
Jazo rocketed down from the sky with fire all around him like a love comet from the ninth dimension that would plunge the Earth into eternal sexiness! He struck the center of the group, landing in a perfectly prepared crouched landing, staff raised and spinning above him, turning the flames that had been a round him a moment ago into a whirlwind of fire. The colors of the fire shifting psychedelically witht he use of his fire magic and illusions. He slowly stood, increasing the spin of his staff and the shifting of the colors until it gave everyone in a six mile radius who was prone to such things a seizure. Then the staff was slammed butt first into the ground and the fire whooshed out with a crackle and shower of sparks.
"Jazo!" the boy shouted, voice gaining extra volume and gravity from the enchantment he had woven into it, "Jazo The Magnificent! Hero of our age and master wizard from the longest line of wizards to ever wiz!" Whatever they were talking about, now they had a new topic, one way more awesome.
First, a poem, about my ego -
I'm not just smart guys,
I'm a MENSA,
So healthy I'm made of Polenta,
Not expensive, and, I taste great,
I'll help you lose weight, lames can't hate.
I'm like a boat, the boat's ship-shape,
Wish we could date, i'm so tip-top.
I'm magic and amazing, and I won the Civil War,
Singlehandedly, for the North, so hip hop.
You gotta get me, and, get me,
Then geddit and geddit again,
Get a dozen of me and you'll be buzzin' like a bee hive.
I'm like an ancient demi-god,
You wanna leave me little offerings,
all the mortal imitators gotta go,
I'm hotter than a habanero pepper in a lava flow.
Without me you're lame and afraid,
But now you get laid,
Now you get paid.
I'm better than competitors,
I'm spreading like an epidemic,
and you better get me or you're gonna get AIDS.
:P
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;">First, a poem, about my ego -<br><br>I'm not just smart guys,<br>		I'm a MENSA,<br>		So healthy I'm made of Polenta,<br>			Not expensive, and, I taste great,<br>				I'll help you lose weight, lames can't hate.<br>	I'm like a boat, the boat's ship-shape,<br>		Wish we could date, i'm so tip-top.<br>			I'm magic and amazing, and I won the Civil War,<br>				Singlehandedly, for the North, so hip hop.<br>		You gotta get me, and, get me,<br>			Then geddit and geddit again,<br>				Get a dozen of me and you'll be buzzin' like a bee hive.<br>			I'm like an ancient demi-god,<br>				You wanna leave me little offerings,<br>					all the mortal imitators gotta go,<br>						I'm hotter than a habanero pepper in a lava flow.<br>				Without me you're lame and afraid,<br>					But now you get laid,<br>						Now you get paid.<br>					I'm better than competitors,<br>						I'm spreading like an epidemic, <br>							and you better get me or you're gonna get AIDS.<br>									:P<br></div>