• Last Seen: 1 yr ago
  • Joined: 11 yrs ago
  • Posts: 1766 (0.45 / day)
  • VMs: 1
  • Username history
    1. Bishop 11 yrs ago
  • Latest 10 profile visitors:

Status

Recent Statuses

6 yrs ago
Current If you get a bigger bed you will have more bed room, but less bedroom
3 likes
6 yrs ago
So you open the door and enter your bathroom,wash your hands for 20sec then close the door when u leave.Right, you touched the doorknob before and after the washing.The faucet too. It's all pointless.
7 yrs ago
Exactly. You should reply with "I'm very interested, let's move this over to skype ;)" Anything less and it shows you're not fully committed.
8 yrs ago
Huh...was just watching some hentai as per usual when,amidst all the moaning and squelching sounds"Anastasia - Once Upon a December"violin version started playing.Well it was kinda emotional decision.
1 like
8 yrs ago
I've read too many Isekai game-like novels. So I'm always spamming crappy jokes with the hope that with time my Humor Skill will level up and I'll start spitting good ones.
2 likes

Bio

The only thing I'm "sad" about is that the way my life is going, it's going to be a hellride with a disappointing and unfulfilling end. My road is set ahead of me and I feel powerless to achieve what I desire or even have peace of mind. Time is taken from me whilst my by the day depleting will for change and something better is draining away with it.-Someone actually wrote that.

Most Recent Posts

When was Lucius's character killed by an archbishop? Don't remember reading that..
Also, #YangFTW there is a buff for everything.(anti rock buff/anti being stabbed buff and maybe anti dying buff)
A comppete monster. Can't wait to see one of his battle scenes. XD
I took some liberty and assumed everyone would be looking at him while he crawled into the tent.
"Oh man, can't wait to tell everyone that Steve is back."- the energetic red said only to see that there was no Steve beside him, only his usual buddy.
"Did you see Steve leave, I could swear to the rats that he was..OMG"-he suddenly interrupted his own speech-"IT WAS HIS GHOST! He just came back one last time to talk to us in order to find closure! Oh Steve.."
"Who in their right mind, wait slash that, with a mind at all would come back just to talk to you?"
"..."-suddenly he brought a fist upon his palm like just remembering something-"I just remembered, you still owe me lunch and GOD I'm hungry."
"..."

Steve on the other hand was hurriedly moving stealthily on all 4s. Going from tent to tent, staying out of sight as much as possible. Reason? Uhh...
Anyway, as he was switching cover, he saw the duo that he just ditched some minutes ago. He had to hide, he couldn't be with them, if they found out what he had done... While all these thoughts raced on his mind, he was slowly crawling backward, unknowingly into the tent where the Lieutenant was currently at.

Upon hearing his name get mentioned, he slowly turned his head to see that everyone was staring at him. Well it must've looked awkward seeing someone slowly crawl backwards into a tent. Quickly he got up, dusted himself off while replying:"Yes, yesss.. I'm Steve."
Wait so why was I tagged? I mean the guy who was missing was Steve...
I'm still wondering where the guards are...
A cloaked figure made its way navigating the alleyways of Lugnica in the middle of the night, not suspicious at all.
That bastard, trying to one up him, most nobles are the same, greedy fools. Seriously didn't he consider that he wasn't the first one to attempt that? The Bastij have been doing this for generations, there are no "new" loopholes that can be exploited. The thoughts occupied his mind as Leo made his way through the tight paths. What was he doing there? None of your business.

As he approached the location where the deal was supposed to take place, he saw smoke and heard distant fighting noises a few blocks away. That was of no concern to him whatsoever, all he came here for was the exchange. Patiently he waited..and waited..and wa-"That fucker ain't coming is he.."- he muttered to himself agitated. Surely, the fight couldn't have scared that guy off? Or maybe something happened to him in that fight. Either way he wasn't coming and Leo wasn't about to go empty ended after coming all this way. Well actually there was a tavern nearby, he could sure go for a drink..but curiosity got the better of him.

Deciding to get involved he approached the PvP arena where multiple characters were clashing. Were* clashing, now they are just laying around, most on the ground, some bleeding and some dead. Certainly interesting, especially when his eyes caught glimpse of a blood covered golden blade, it was almost mesmerizing. He always had an eye for rare things, especially golden treasures like that sword. An eye that later developed into a passion for collecting those treasures.

He surely would have made for it without a second thought if it wasn't for all the suspicious characters involved. Wait, was that Maria? Not that he cared. For now he would just be watching closely at what would come, waiting for an opening to snatch the sword.
Travis wandered the waste lands alone, a necklace of rat heads on his neck as he alternated between moving on all 4s and on 2 legs. A picture of a skull was drawn in his helmet, seemingly with dried blood.
"I am the hunter.."-he muttered in a deep ragged voice as he moved surprisingly quickly on all 4s thinking himself to be one of those ancient hunting jungle tribes but, in reality he looked more like Gollum from Lord of the Rings.
"I am the predator.."- he continued his monologue but was interrupted upon hearing noises coming from the other side of a tall ruined building.
"And you will be my prey!"- as he was making to enter the building for a better vantage point, a voice came from behind him.
"Hey there! Hey you, can you hear me?"- a fellow red called to him. As Steve turned back to see, knifes in hand ready for action, he spotted 2 fellow reds seemingly returning to their camp from a mission.
"Oy mate, IT'S STEVE! STEVE IS ALIVE! WHAT DID I TELL YOU!? You owe me 2 weeks worth of lunch."
"Yeah, yeah, whatever.."
They knew his name? He just changed it to Steve 5 seco...of course they knew his name, how couldn't they? As they approached him, he quickly rose on 2 feet, threw the head necklace aside..and the teeth bracelet..and the tail belt, changing his voice into a more normal one.
"Hey, how are you?"-he said to the 2 unknown reds who had mistaken him for their friend..which had confused him into thinking they were also his friends. "I was just about to ente.."-he started but was interrupted by one of the reds.
"Same as us, we just came back from a mission, heading for home camp right now."- as he got closer he continued-"Say, is that blood on your forehead?"
Shit, he forgot to wipe that out.-"The blood of a yellow."- quickly answered.
"I don't think blood stains from a dying victim are supposed to take the shape of a skull"- the red later added while at the same time Steve was drawing out a knife. He couldn't let them learn of the deranged shit he did while away..
"The yellow, was a known artist."
"See mate? Another proof that yellows are better than reds at everything. Even in death he was a better painter than any of us."
"I don't think that's how it wo.."
"Anyway let's hurry for encampment, can't wait to try my hard earned lunch"- and so, the 3 of them made way for the camp.
It basically just dematerializes the gold, turning it into pure energy which then is absorbed by the user who then channels it into his spells.

On a side note, if you hold the sword by using a piece of metal to do it, does it still affect the holder?

And, where the hell are the guards? I thought people would have already gathered and started throwing bets on who wins.
@Zelosse Can I make it vanish?
© 2007-2026
BBCode Cheatsheet