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6 yrs ago
Current If you get a bigger bed you will have more bed room, but less bedroom
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6 yrs ago
So you open the door and enter your bathroom,wash your hands for 20sec then close the door when u leave.Right, you touched the doorknob before and after the washing.The faucet too. It's all pointless.
7 yrs ago
Exactly. You should reply with "I'm very interested, let's move this over to skype ;)" Anything less and it shows you're not fully committed.
8 yrs ago
Huh...was just watching some hentai as per usual when,amidst all the moaning and squelching sounds"Anastasia - Once Upon a December"violin version started playing.Well it was kinda emotional decision.
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8 yrs ago
I've read too many Isekai game-like novels. So I'm always spamming crappy jokes with the hope that with time my Humor Skill will level up and I'll start spitting good ones.
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The only thing I'm "sad" about is that the way my life is going, it's going to be a hellride with a disappointing and unfulfilling end. My road is set ahead of me and I feel powerless to achieve what I desire or even have peace of mind. Time is taken from me whilst my by the day depleting will for change and something better is draining away with it.-Someone actually wrote that.

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And here I am. Didn't initially join since I already saw 8 people show interest.

Jonathan II Jones

Age: 27 | Date Of Death: 1937 | Height: 180 cm | Weight: 73 kg
Greatest Love: Power | Greatest Fear: Losing it.

Method of Death
Choking on his ring while being forced to swallow it.

Bio
Since a young age he had already learned about the things that drive the world around. Money and power. And from that age he did everything he could to achieve them. Be it building favors by blackmailing or killing others, exploiting loopholes in the system to avoid paying taxes and even scam people off their money, yeah, he did all of it. But he sealed his fate by marrying the daughter of a men he had killed.

He took a sick pleasure while always reminding her who killed her father when they were getting intimate. He always wore her family ring, formerly belonging to her late father, at all times serving as a constant reminder of who was in control. One night, the young girl, after suffering through a particular session of abuse, both mental and physical, decided to carry out her plan which she had been plotting for weeks. Taking out a paralyses poison from where she hid it, gently and as smoothly as possible inserted it on Jonathan's sleeping form. He always had a drink before going to bed, that night though, he fell absolutely wasted. As the poison entered his lips, within seconds he awoke barely being able to breath. This chemical was mostly used on tortures, the target felt like breathing through a pipe but never lost consciousness or died.
For what seemed like hours Jonathan writhed in agony barely staying conscious and suddenly the girl got the ring from his finger, looking at it melancholically for a moment then turning to him and saying:"As much as you liked this ring in life, you will forever carry it in death. A memento of who had the power in the end."- with that she shoved the ringed in his throat, watching him squirm for a few more seconds then darkness...

Stunning Weapon
His cane which is a hidden single shot rifle rifle using R.I.P. bullets.

Sealing Weapon
The black golden ring with a dark green gem on top. If you look at the gem closely, you can make hundreds upon hundreds of dark little shadows floating around.
I took the liberty to assume that the wolf was still staring at me.
Wait a second.. he was gonna cut his bed, so where the fuck was he gonna sleep? The Master just hoped the guy didn't cut too deep so at least he could turn the bed over and use the other side. WAIT, what the fuck was he thinking? HE COULD DIE tomorrow, slash could, he WILL DIE tomorrow. For all his training on fighting the wolves and besting humans he never learned to fight wolfpeople. He had to get the hell out of here ASAP. And as an answer from the heavens he got notified that he had a visitor. Wherever he would be taken would be a lot better then an independent prison. Independent prison...

He proceeded to follow the dark guy to meet the visitor. This could be his only chance of getting outta here. He had to play his cards right, which he didn't have any but at least he had to pretend to have cards.

Noticing the wolf watching him angrily, he gave him a long .I. with his middle finger.
I vote that we SNASH the Light Speed button and go on until it runs out. I don't think the detonator can transmit the signal if we're that far.
@Hyper10 Jesus,calm down. Didn't mean to offend you. For me, personally the post doesn't pose a problem, just wanted to make a joke. And doesn't matter at all what anyone except the GM thinks about your post.
@SpookySquid wanted to ask, do I still got those 2 surgical knifes I got from the operation table or...that didn't count?
You used 10 backdoor related words in 4 short sentences...Really impressed how you could fit in all of them in such a small...paragraph.
So you're saying your mum is kinda like this

Or this

OR EVEN THIS
The Dank Destroyer
Mon Dankamary
Century Dank On
Luke Dankwalker
Obi One Dankobi
Duink-Donk-Dinnk
Darth Dank
Roger Roger...DANK (bet you didn't see that coming)

Got a shit ton more but let's see if anyone buys this.
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