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6 yrs ago
Current If you get a bigger bed you will have more bed room, but less bedroom
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6 yrs ago
So you open the door and enter your bathroom,wash your hands for 20sec then close the door when u leave.Right, you touched the doorknob before and after the washing.The faucet too. It's all pointless.
7 yrs ago
Exactly. You should reply with "I'm very interested, let's move this over to skype ;)" Anything less and it shows you're not fully committed.
8 yrs ago
Huh...was just watching some hentai as per usual when,amidst all the moaning and squelching sounds"Anastasia - Once Upon a December"violin version started playing.Well it was kinda emotional decision.
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8 yrs ago
I've read too many Isekai game-like novels. So I'm always spamming crappy jokes with the hope that with time my Humor Skill will level up and I'll start spitting good ones.
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The only thing I'm "sad" about is that the way my life is going, it's going to be a hellride with a disappointing and unfulfilling end. My road is set ahead of me and I feel powerless to achieve what I desire or even have peace of mind. Time is taken from me whilst my by the day depleting will for change and something better is draining away with it.-Someone actually wrote that.

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Aaaand DONE
@Hyper10So you walked aaaaall the way from home, randomly coming by a castle in the middle of the forest on who knows where, and you killed everything on your path on the way there...

@Emuxe *Come with me, my blue haired angel. We gotta bail the fuck out of here, cops be arriving any minute now."
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@Lord of Evil Forgot the gear section.

@Dead Cruiser Just wanted to ask, do we use dice mechanics for fight? Or just write it in our judgment overseed by you?
He had a medium mastery of over 100 fighting styles. Time for all that training to pay off! He cracked his neck, then his knuckles and took a "relaxed position." He would counter their attack by using a surprise move that took advantage of the opponent's size, the bigger the better. And he waited, patiently, like The Master that he was...
Turning to Marcus he asked:"Is there any rule against cheap shots?"
ME SEE STAR WARS , ME SMASH
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@BananaWill complete later. If you need any more info about his bio then PM me.
Now matter how smart or intelligent you make your character to be, you will fuck up at one point and so does your character. It's all about you. all the things that you do YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY
@Emuxe I even read a Proper Way To Kiss A Hand tutorial.
Oh no ho, who do we have here? Another soon to be denizen of hell? What the fuck was wrong with him? It hadn't even been that long since he joined the trade and he was already thinking of the owner of the mysterious voice as a possible contract victim. "That's why I like you, you adapt fast and you will give me many souls to come. Hisss hsss hsss KHAKHAKHAKHA!"-the sharp and low as a whisper demonic voice resonated inside his head.

Balling his fist in anger as he cursed God for his fate, in a split second he instantly calmed down, formed a charming smile and answered back to the source of the voice. "And who might the owner of such a heavenly voice be?"- he said in a smooth tone. He then turned to the new arrivée. "And a beauty to compliment the voice."- he added upon seeing her. It didn't matter if she was beautiful or ugly, the words would be the same as the outter appearance is usually lost while being tortured in the depths of hell...and here he goes again, this thinking will turn him into an actual demon! "Don't worry about that my little human, the more souls you give me the higher the chances for you to go to heavensss kkhh khh kkhh". Ignoring the unwanted interruption, he returned to the girl and extended his hand while making sure to match her working one. "Nathan Simfel, delighted to make your acquaintance"- he greeted while looking into her eyes. If she would be oh so grateful as to extend her hand, he would make a gesture as if kissing the hand while bending over in a courtly manner. As soon as he would touch her hand, he would get a shiver down his spine."And here is another fellow tainted one like you. If you manage to give me her soul, I will count it as 10 normal ones. You should know very well yourself, the joy of taking what's someone else's. KHA KHA KHA KHA"
Tainted one like him? Could only mean one thing, she had her own demon.

Straightening up he continues:"This already has, proven interesting."
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