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6 yrs ago
Current If you get a bigger bed you will have more bed room, but less bedroom
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6 yrs ago
So you open the door and enter your bathroom,wash your hands for 20sec then close the door when u leave.Right, you touched the doorknob before and after the washing.The faucet too. It's all pointless.
7 yrs ago
Exactly. You should reply with "I'm very interested, let's move this over to skype ;)" Anything less and it shows you're not fully committed.
8 yrs ago
Huh...was just watching some hentai as per usual when,amidst all the moaning and squelching sounds"Anastasia - Once Upon a December"violin version started playing.Well it was kinda emotional decision.
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8 yrs ago
I've read too many Isekai game-like novels. So I'm always spamming crappy jokes with the hope that with time my Humor Skill will level up and I'll start spitting good ones.
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The only thing I'm "sad" about is that the way my life is going, it's going to be a hellride with a disappointing and unfulfilling end. My road is set ahead of me and I feel powerless to achieve what I desire or even have peace of mind. Time is taken from me whilst my by the day depleting will for change and something better is draining away with it.-Someone actually wrote that.

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Mind games. Do you laugh, like, thank or ignore a post which states that they know what you are?

I know you're all humans.
Meh, I would've just rang the door bell, gotten inside, killed everyone quietly and stolen the car keys. Much less messier then breaking the car window.
I feel sorry for the one who has to clean all that mess up...

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I'm half tempted to make a hunter with a special fishing rod called "The Bitch Witch Catcher".

So the basic is that you throw it towards the general direction of the witch you wanna catch, and the hook automatically sinks into the cat. So you just have to pull hard in one decisive action to incapacitate any female witch, instantly.

Better say goodbye to your black cats, their gonna get hooked for good by my rod.
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Or should have I just stood straight and just courtly bowed? Kneeling seems for slaves like that bat lover boy.


The boy was perched atop the castle, admiring his handiwork from a high vantage point. It was a skill of every blood shaman from his tribe to be able to see blood from afar and through any object. But because he left prematurely, without completing his training on how to use the skills, he uses a blood stone to channel the ability. The stone helps to focus and channel his ability, something he can't do in his state.

And so he sat on the roof, and watched from above the circle of blood he had drawn around the castle grounds. The countless runes, also made of blood, spread throughout the trees and ground. Now depending on how many sacrifices one was willing to make in order to activate the cursive barrier, an intruder could get from a mild heart attack to a brain stroke. Countless days of nonstop preparations had finally come to an end, wand now for the easy part, getting human sacrifices. He would have to ask for the help of one of the witches inside the castle. Literally any witch had more fighting prowess than him.
That's when he noticed a wisp approaching him. Guess he had more work to do. They were professional slave drivers.

Climbing back down he entered the hallway, passed the monster while nodding his head to the witches present and then he arrived before the misstresses, his knee buckled has he came before Mirai and Rose. Kneeling on one knee, he spoke:"Wha..what do you require of me, mistress?"

[@everyone who knows where I am and where they are]
By the way, where is Shai?

Edit: I got post 1111 WHOOHOOO!
10 days lateh...
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"That's quite enough! Master Vesta Celestia is a noble and powerful mage, not some dock whore to be molested and ogled. Have some decency!"


Ohh so it's about dock whores now...
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I see I see, but what's this "cock dock" result that appeared just below my search bar...
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So it's basically like the Speed Force. You just run fast and the Speed Force within you covers all other inconsistencies.
Thanks for the physics lesson.@Fetzen

Now here is someone talking who has completely no idea about the field. Could you, hypothetically, exert a huge magnetically push force from both sides of the coin, pressurizing it equally from both sides, then just slide your fingers a little backward and watch the coin fly? It's a given that it would require a a lot of strength to close your fingers in order to achieve a lot of pressure.

I'm just talking from the top of my head.
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