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9 yrs ago
Current I feel like I'm rotating through the same four characters constantly since RPs die so quickly I never get enough quality time with them. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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The scents were delicious, the paint chips were delicious, the salt was delicious, everything was delicious!

Not as good as batteries though.

Kailani was having a ball devouring the pretzel stand. Not just the dough - in fact, that seemed to be her least favorite part - but just plain eating the stand itself. Once the larger pieces were done her tongue scraped along the ground, gathering bits of salt, splinters of wood, and chips of paint into one glorious left-over mouthful. This was amazing! The fresh air, the sounds, the lights!

There were loud voices, too. The Devourer lifted her head, examining the people that were watching from farther away. Some were slowly beginning to approach, some were on their little phones. It was just like in the prison. People grouped up like a smorgasbord, a line of little treats to go right in her mouth. Drool dripped from her mouth at the thought, and she took a step forward-

”Skree?” The sound of her shorthand name drew the alien’s attention, the large being twisting to look behind her. There was Abby, introduced what seemed like only minutes before, offering to go somewhere. For a moment, Kailani just twisted to look between the girl and the crowd, chittering in a low, thoughtful tone.

Then The Janet was also talking to Abby and the strange man who looked like he tasted like aluminum and mentioned she needed transportation. Oh! Kailani could do that! She could do that and get fed, and be safe as Abby was offering!

Erupting into a tidal wave of excited shrieks and chitters, Kailani jumped in place in an alien version of ‘tappy paws’, head bobbing in a nod. Then she abruptly slammed a hand into the concrete beneath them and began eating the bits of concrete and dirt beneath it.

Damn, it was good to be free.
In HEROIC 4 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
YOU CAN'T OBSCURE HORROR GAME ME LIKE THIS, FINE. I CAN SUE.
In HEROIC 4 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Am I fucking making fridge magnet poems out of rats???
In HEROIC 4 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
How dare you. I have to read... an entire page... of your writing? I'm quitting the RP, and the website, and also my job to move into the forests.
In HEROIC 4 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Delightful. And now we can have a nice round of solo investigating and then bar hopping!
Kailani was still licking metal shards off her jaw as the giant creature emerged from the portal, shaking herself off as the tingle of magic passed. The elevator shaft back up to the floor everyone else was at still had the elevator in the way, so she had to eat through the bottom. Which wasn’t a problem, since she got back in time to go through with everyone else! With new friend!

There was pavement beneath her feet, so the alien felt comfortable setting Janet down with her strange wheel-feet before looking around.

Almost instantly, Kailani forgot about the aches in her muscles, and it was as though sparkles manifested as the alien being seemed to vibrate in excitement.

She bit a nearby stand in two.

There were so many colors! And lights! And smells so poignant she could taste them on her tongue! And the new portal opening just added more! Kailani’s tail whipped back and forth as two new people appeared, the delicious cold man speaking to them.

”Goodbye Alfred! Your ankle was delicious!” Her tongue stuck out and licked up the side of the ice phoenix in the middle of his transformation in farewell, though her words were no more than loud chittering. Then she was back to the stand, digging through it. Whatever these twisty salty things were, they were delicious.

Plus, there were people all around! It was like a buffet! Just, once she got the last of these crumbs…
In HEROIC 4 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay


“Spiders are spooky,” Grim provided helpfully to the bunny masked person. Rabbit? Hare? Was it disrespectful to say bunny? He still didn’t even know what side they were on, but at least they didn’t seem more aggressive than any other grumpy masked person around this city.

As it was, this hero stood up now that Wraith was moving around, brushing himself off. Grim’s head tilted to listen to Wraith as he spoke, making a low hum of acknowledgement that rumbled out of his own mask. In truth, it was hard not to think of those rumors and reports of how crazed Wraith was as he spoke. As though he could see the victims, talk to them…

But then again, Grim himself was twisting solidified shadows around his fingers like it was one of those fidget toys. Life was strange. And it seemed even more credible as he spoke out to someone him and the rabbit presumably couldn’t see, going right to a patch of wallpaper that revealed a safe behind it.

Well.

“Not in particular.” Grim glanced to the bunny once more before stepping forth, and the shadows he had been twisting in his hands expanded and solidified into a magicians top hat which he spun around before placing on his head. “However! I do know a little trick or two!”

The shadows that seemed to constantly wisp around Grim’s legs shot up, slithering along his arm as he pressed his palm to the front of the safe. Like liquid they slid from the gloves along the surface, beginning to sink into the thin cracks that made up the door of the safe. The shadows joined what was inside, slithering over the contents like sticky little raccoon hands and submerging the contents into what Grim controlled.

“Nothing in my hat-” The shadowmancer tipped his makeshift magician hat forward, flourishing it. “But look again!” He stepped away from the safe and dropped the hat on the desk. The entire structure of the shadow hat sank like wet sand, slipping off the edges of the desk and merging back with the shadows at Grim’s feet. In its place on the desk was a small array of items. Some money, a gun-

The hospital badge was swiped in an instant, held up to Grim’s face. He studied it intently, the harried looking man… then it disappeared into his sleeve.

“Alakazam! I’m free for autographs anytime.”
In HEROIC 4 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Good news kids! I finally found a superhero app to replace heromachine (rip) and as such I have designed Wraith a slightly less tacky but no more colorful costume! See his bio for details


Still a nerd
In HEROIC 4 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Aw druid I was just playing, if you want the hospital ID you can have it! I'll fight you either way in the Denny's parking lot.
In HEROIC 4 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
I want the hospital fight me IRL in the denny's parking lot
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