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What if *I* was the small creature all along?
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V.1.26 (House of Caecilius Iucundus); 4091: Whoever loves, let him flourish. Let him perish who knows not love. Let him perish twice over whoever forbids love.
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Perhaps I should start up a second character.
@MrDidact Sorry the post was a little (a lot) short. Perhaps we should start collaborating.
William turned this way and that, reaching maybe hundreds of dead ends in the veritable maze of tents. Everything was too bright, too vivid, and his head pounded merrily away inside of his skull. The distant clashes of steel on steel suddenly rang out, breaking the noisy ambience of the celebrating crowds. He panicked, fear lancing through him, and picked a random direction in which to run. Left, left, right, it all blurred together into one painful struggle to put one foot in front of the other.

The fighting noises ceased, and he emerged through a small path to find to his surprise a huge chunk of the royal family, all sporting bloody weapons. Oops, wrong turn. King Jon said something looking vaguely in his direction. Something about youth, and jousting, William couldn't hear exactly what he said, but it can't have been anything good. Targaryen oathbreakers never do say anything good. The king turned, and as he did, William doubled over to retch thick alcohol and partially digested (not to mention somewhat rotten) food all over the ground. Already, his head was beginning to clear up, at least enough to spit some vile residue at the king's receding form. Unfortunately, he missed.

". . . although I am not certain the young lord Bolton can stomach more drinks," the Targaryen scion said, smirking in that annoying Targaryen way and seeming to give him a once over. In a purely objective standpoint, William thought to himself, perhaps this was at least partially true. However, he never let something as trivial as his life stop him from doing anything.

"Drink, you say?" he said, standing himself up to full height. However, this action hurt, and his mind redoubled its efforts to explode out of his skull. "I could use some drink. Maybe a few whores as well. Who knows, as long as I can stop thinking about more damn Targaryens coming into this world? No offense intended, milady.”
@MrDidact Adventure? Hell yes.
Is this RP still open?
"'Nother rund!" shouted William, his voice already slurring from the heavy alcohol he'd been kicking back since he woke in the morning. The barkeep quickly brought out another huge tankard of ale and slammed it down in front of him.

"This is your last one, for real this time," he said, laughing at the inebriated lord. William gave a crooked smile back, then pulled out his coinpurse. He began counting out the coins, but they were so little and his head was swimming, he couldn't get the right number out.

"Auh, fuggit," he groaned, grabbing a huge handful of coins and slamming it down on the table. Through his blurred vision, he could see that they were yellowish, stamped with the head of a dragon. Obviously they must be coppers. Reassured with that thought, he stumbled out into the blinding sun, tankard in hand. Had so much of the day gone past already? And didn't the wedding start at dawn? He began shuffling his way towards the blurred outline of the Red Keep.

"Nuh, nuh, ya dunnunnerstan', ther mus' b'some mis . . . mist . . ." William burbled, to a perplexed pair of guards at the entrance tent.

"No there isn't. I have the list right here, and I don't believe the Boltons are on it. Can't imagine why . . ." the guard at the door answered, voice thick with sarcasm. William gave a pitiful squeak of anger and lashed out with his fist at the guard. However, his cognitive abilities were severely dulled by the ale weighing on his brain, and the guard was able to catch his fist and return one of his own encased in a gauntlet. William fell to the ground and passed out, but not before retching all over the ground as well as the guardsman's shoes.

He woke later, with a splitting headache. Groaning, William got up from the cot he found himself in and took a cursory look at his surroundings. It was a small and cramped tent, a flap cut into one corner to act as a door. Inside was a simple bed and a small table, upon which were various medicines. A maester shuffled in a few minutes later, a look of concern over his face.

"My lord Bolton, you still require a bit more res-,"

"Yes, yes, now shut up," William interrupted, rushing out of the tent and pushing the maester out of his way. Garish tents were propped up as far as the eye could see, lavishly designed and surmounted by the symbols of numerous houses. Clutching his head with one hand, William slowly made his way towards where he thinks the jousting is taking place.
Undergoing updates for the next generation.




Rughoi watched the dracon woman run, followed by his incompetent warriors loosing quivers and missing every shot. Curses formed under his breath, slowly escalating until he realized he was shouting at the top of his lungs. "Change of plans," he said, turning to the remaining members of his humble army. "Do everything now. Whatever you can hide in your shirts, do so. Shiny is preferable. If anyone asks, Astran and Daghet were acting alone." Quietly, Rughoi and company rustled up their things and departed from the small farm, minus two of them.
The Boltons are up for approval again, with changes to fit the setting.

@MrDidact Aye. I'll get to work then. If William was born from Jeyne while she was in Stark custody, where is the likeliest place he'd be sent to ward?
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