BrobyDDark

The Spam Bible Times Thread

And then Broby came along and was like "No. This is what happened: Back in the olden days, when there was only one kind of offtopic section, there was a war. The Spamites, as they were called, wereforced by the Offtopicese to actually participate, which the Spamites did not want to do. So they fought. Eventually, our god Mahz decided that enough was enough. The Spamites want to do their own thing, so they can be pushed over here. Now please stop being not-Fonz cool. And so, Spam had been established. Soon, prominent posters began arising. They formed the girth of Spam, building it from some dirt shack into a shit-kingdom, where they would live their days, fending off trolls, bronies, and Gwazi's dumb friends. And it was good."

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omg i luv spinglebab spungbutts

@Frizan

Get outta here, Mrs.Frizzle

Spungbutts was a horrible rip-off of Squirepints and you know it.

Another Blorbs-esque game or not?

Do it.

Do it in MS Paint.

People's General Stance on Chocolate Goods(pretentious wording. In layman's terms: Chocolate Opinions)

I'm like Azarthes. Straight up chocolate makes me noxious. Especially Hershey's. Eugh. But if chocolate is not the main thing, then it's good. That's why I like Milky Way so much.

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wow no way I never expected to find anyone else who had ever heard of that show I can't believe someone else remembers it

@Kill Bones

Squirepants was my childhood, man.

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wow 14 I don't think anyone will get such an incredibly obscure reference hashtag remember the nineties

@Kill Bones

Spangebub Squirepints.

Pissing people off on their sacred holiday

Personally, I celebrate these holidays not because of religion, but because of tradition, the mood, and faith. I have faith that at one point, there might have been a guy like Jesus who was a really cool dude and maybe, at some point, he faked his death as a prank on a Thursday for April fools and came back three days later and was like "But I didn't die, though. It was a joke."

Stick Fortress

>Continue eastward

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Bumping this because I updated the thing.

The Spam choose your own adventure thing!

>Use your amazing new powers to "light up" the city with justice!
>Go to shady alleyways to see if you can find crime