I nominate @Spoopy Scary :^y
Okay seriously is it the same Safeway as Canada? No way Safeway is in the States.
You're doing it wrong, Spiderman.
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But I really wanna open a food chain and do the same thing, and have only phallic food options.
When I went to tourist Mexico when I was around 14, we went to this restaurant where the waiters all had Plush Penises under their aprons, and if you asked them to, they’d flash somebody and jack it in their general direction.