BrobyDDark

You are sitting in the back of a cop car with the avatar above... (Game)

I fucking knew your plan would get us caught! You god damn asshole. When we get into prison I'm gonna knock the fucking soap out of your hands and see what happens afterwards. You'll deserve it, too.

Once again, my short story collection is free on Amazon

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because you are cancer incarnated in human form

By which I mean you have absolutely no idea what sarcasm is. To make it abundantly clear: I wasn't being serious, I was taking the piss out of you beating yourself up and calling yourself selfish for an honest mistake.

@Halo

the attitude is still there. i knew you'd use the sarcasm/joking defense.

i hope i don't have to run into you, again, in the future

@Lunamaria

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This thread is back? Oh, joy.

@Sherlock Holmes

Song Lyrics Thread

Love as large as brontosaurus
Passion like a bleeding walrus
Our love is real it's no mirage
Want to lock you in my garage

Climb upon my trusty steed
Later you will taste my seed
This heart of mine is yours to capture
From now until velocirapture

I wield my passion like an axe
It's warm and gooey just like wax
You cannot tame such juicy lust,
can you withstand my manly musk?

Roses are red, violets are blue
I must eat yogurt off of you
Know that I can never hold back - ocean/rocks
That might be why I smoke the crack

My father never loved me..

Love is like a ripened squid,
It stinks with limp appendages.
You scratch the rash that's on my ass,
The itch only love can surpass.

Yogurt is a dish best served chilled
Forgot to get my prescription filled.
Tonight I will have sex with you,
Then we will prepare a stew.

So just lie down and let me touch,
I promise you it won't hurt much
Stalk like a lizard of the night
Come closer, Fernando won't bite

Tears and screams of pain and pleasure
Are gifts we will share forever
Drenched deep in sweaty brine
is this blood yours or mine?

Crush my dreams!

It's fixed. No bullshit. No problems. It's fixed. BUT you lost your license in a DUI accident.

I wish all of these wishes would actually come true.

Crush my dreams!

It does indeed. Everyone ends up with my genes because time shenanigans. Now the world is run by jackasses who are primarily territorial and socially awkward. However, because they know they're all related, nobody murders anyone for the fear of getting absolutely shit-canned by the other Broby descendants. There is world peace

I wish me and my time travelling dick went back to my own time.

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Thank you for being mean for no reason.

Go play Rust. You'll probably fit in just fine

@WilsonTurner

You're welcome

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@Pripovednik is a hero, for he has gone to where few others have gone, to make a true, random, spam thread. He is a pioneer of the internet; he will be honored for generations.

@WilsonTurner

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic, being ironic, or just that dumb.

It was actually intended for just me and GOW, but it has been hijacked

@Pripovednik

So, you wanted this to be just you and GodOfWar, but you posted it in Spam...? Heh.

Crush my dreams!

Your dick is now in the Stone Age. You, however, only went back to your high school years. Cheers mate.

I call upon Shenron's mighty upgraded powers to wish for a herring!

@Loud Angry Dead

Joke's on you. I'm still in high school.

That wish is beyond Shenron's power.

I wish 4-non Blondes' What's Up would replace all songs everywhere forever.

What is cosplay?

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I never expected to receive such an outpouring of support for learning something I consider to be a bad habit. You guys are the best.

@Raxacoricofallapatorius

Spam: Bad Influence.