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fuuuuuck the league cinematic goes hard, actually need to make some Runeterra/Arcane shit happen
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of course i end up liking all of them <3
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@citrusarms i often fat finger things so i end up visting at least like 20 profiles by accident every time i open the website :V
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man having grown out my hair im shocked girls dont complain more about how annoying brushing this shit is its a pain in the ass
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The battle was done, another victory for the Fifth. There was no glory to be had, a contentious fact within the ranks of the warriors present. The old guard largely was indifferent, they had long learned to disblieve in honour and what they flatly decried as social-constructs among one another. They aspired to greater things, things that this new-brood had no care for. Of brutish origins, so many had their own little strictures of how to fight and what was best in life, brutal little obsessions that most other Legions would find objectionable. It created a great contrast, where only a few years difference would make a member of the Fifth range from those with cold manias and lust for advancement to primitives with almost ritualized brutality. For the most part, those of the latter would evolve into the former given long enough lives, but a growing portion made it past the expected attrition that would make them not a problem for the intellectual elite of the Fifth.

But, perhaps as always happened with such cultures when one couldn’t be rid of the other, there was a growing synthesis.

“You waste our time with this.” Anwar cursed, kicking a corpse of one of the dead Urshites. Their water supply was poisoned by a careful climb deep through their sewage system. It wasn’t enough to kill them, but enough to make this fortress system’s invaders all far too busy demanding time on the toilet to be adequate defenders, or do their other jobs. From there, it was only a few steps to destroy their other defences from within.

“It is not a waste, I have explained the needfulness of this time and time again.” Gamaliel the Apothecary cursed, annoyed that he had let the youthful Marine distract him. With a sigh he looked up, pointing at Anwar with the same blade he was skinning the man beneath him with. “If you have no interest in remaining here, you may depart. There is purpose in what we do, and if you do not serve it you are not needed. Leave, and take any like-minded warriors with you.”

“Do not say such things.” This was a Marine that was starting to be annoying to both Anwar and Gamaliel, a little lickspittle for the Captain. It was thus his self-appointed duty to ensure the Captain’s will of all his warriors getting along remained fruitful.

Anwar thus merely laughed this off. “Leave? I’d be leaving you to die. Duty forbids this.”

“Then do your duty elsewhere.” Gamaliel snapped, spitting at his counterpart.

The younger Marine dodged the glob of acidic phlegm, clicking his tongue sardonically as if chastizing a child. “Such spitefulness for your comrades, and after the joint proclamation of Captain Nestorius to the Legion no less? Abominable!”

A weary sigh came from Gamaliel. “What do you want from me?”

“To explain why you waste our time so.”

The Apothecary was annoyed, for as far as he was concerned he had already done so. Still, he would try again. “Look, here.” He pointed with his tools to a small but extraordinary patch of hair between the shoulder blades. “This is a mutation, one of interest to me that has permeated through the population of this fortress. Not just the placement of the hair is extraordinary, but also its properties. Now, if you wish, I may teach you further.”

Anwar was clearly unimpressed, kicking another corpse. “And you think this is something that matters?”

The exasperated Apothecary tried his best to get back to work despite the distraction, carving and cutting. “Yes, it matters a lot “

“Elaborate.”

Gamaliel inhaled through his nose. “Because in studying we learn. We adapt, we evolved, we improve.” Again he looked up, pointing his surgical blade at Anwar. “It is why we are the best, the supreme, the penultimate of all Legions and yea mankind - or at least have the sole discernible potential to be. Not just despite, but precisely because of even our failures we may attain new and greater heights. This, this is not just meat. This is the next step of our learning, and perhaps from it a masterful new discovery could emerge.”

His counterpart crossed his arms. He heard some merit, but far from anything actionable to warrant waiting around for the Apothecarion to finish. “Then why haven't the appropriate Imperial staff taken to this? You think there aren't enough scientists within the realms we conquered that now serve our cause?”

What an annoying little runt. I’ll have to kill him some day. But perhaps I might fix him yet. the Apothecary thought, the narrowing of his eyes visible even through the helmet he wore. “I do not know. I am not a bureacrat. Would you prefer that? That I be a bean counter and penny pincher? I think you would be only more incensed as such. So, why don’t you leave me to my work?”

Anwar was undeterred, ignoring half of what Gamaliel said to try and bind him against his words. “So you think our Emperor - Peace, Glory, and Success be upon Him - is in error.”

The Apothecary stared at his counterpart, even as he didn’t cease carving the flesh of the dead men before him. “No. I merely believe that many of his servants are imperfect. For, are we not warned to guard against failure, treachery, incompetence, malfeasance and carelessness in our ranks?” Ripping off a bit of skin from the dead Urshite, he began tearing that part into ever smaller parts and placing it into vials for storage. For a moment, Gamaliel tried to see things in the eyes of his comrade, if only for the mere sake of getting to him. “By the time the Emperor’s scientific staff get here, these samples will be ruined. If they rush here, they may die. We received our changes from mortal man to be more durable, to be faster, to be stronger. We persevere where more simple men won’t. Are you faulting me for complementing the gifts of the geneseed with those of my nature?”

The young Marine wondered how to counter this. On an intuitive level, he knew not how to counter this thinking. But he still knew it was wrong. Thus he merely spat on one of the dead Urshites, his saliva already melting the dead man. “Hurry up.” He said, and headed off to bother his other fellows.

They didn’t mind of course. The one of Silver Flesh, he was always welcome. That was something that annoyed Gamaliel as he worked, staring at his ruined sample. With a sigh, he raised the flamer behind him. There was no progress born this day.

As promethium reflected off of his armour, he rummaged in one of his ammunition pouches, retrieving a rusty locket. “I still love you.” the Apothecary murmured, staring at the old image.

There was not much more time for musing or study. There was more murder and violence to spread. But, perhaps when peace reigned on Earth, there would be time for greater things once more.
Dang I'd have loved the exact opposite of this prompt as a Ventrue fan still hope you guys have fun WoD & VtM is great!
Rewatched Arcane S2 with my SO and now desperate for something in Runeterra >_>
Not sure i could commit to regularity but looks super duper fun :0
It was time. Godric wished they had more opportunity to plan, but damn Slimes had given up the plot. Slimes was no idiot, Godric knew. That’s why he’d managed to convince the damn guard to let him take the oath, because they knew not the full extent of his crimes. But Gods new and old, his mouth was the most vile and wild he’d ever heard. It was thus unsurprising he’d let slip what he planned to a pair of fellows that weren’t vetted. Karol and Bob. Both were liked by all, but they were good boys through and through, they’d need to be eased into this sort of thing, convinced over time. Instead, the nuisance had blabbed and got them bloody terrified. Someone had overheard poor little Bob praying for the strength to reveal what he knew now.

Well, at least they did a mercy to these men by killing them in their sleep. A pair of knives to either eye and that was that. Men at their posts had throats slit, or in a few cases were simply given a kick to the back to make them fall off the wall to an inevitable death after a quite long and probably terrifying fall. Those were the most unfortunate ones.

“Putting a torch to the Torches.” Godric murmured, watching his fellow deserters set flame to several buildings.

Though the plans of the mutiny were cut short by that damn mouth on Slimes, they were still very thorough. They had been assembling or fabricating wildling arrowheads and clumps of fur from beyond the wall to sprinkle about the place. Bodies were moved around, and slashes were put on wood and stone to simulate a struggle. A few heads were cut off and put on sticks, and any stocks of food that the mutineers couldn’t take with them were put to flame to make it seem as if the savages from beyond the wall had taken them.

The hardest part in truth was assembling enough clothes for everybody to change into, truth be told. All the rest could largely be dismissed as trophies and the like. But getting clothes and shirts and trousers, hiding them and keeping them clean and dry and not eaten up and shit in by rats and moths? That was tough. But they had managed, just about.

All was done or being done, except for something very petty. On the tips of his toes, Godric made his way to commander Blackburn’s room. “Knock-knock.” He announced, rapping his knuckles twice against the door before putting stolen keys into it and opening it. Blackburn was already up, sword in both hands. “Don’t worry, commander. I want this to be fair.” the Stark boy said, dropping a bag that had a suit of armour therein. “It is yours, put it on.”

Blackburn knew what was happening, he didn’t need an explanation. “You always had a darkness about you, boy.”

“I know!” Godric replied, taking a seat and balancing hid sword’s pommel on the tip of his index finger. “They always told me that, you know? They say they look in my eyes and see no soul. But I tell them, was it my fault both mother and father had such dark eyes that mine came out darker? I think everyone puts so much stock into what people look like, you know? You for example, Mr. Blackburn.” Godric had to resist a smile as the commander snarled when he was addressed without honorifics. “You’re not even forty and you’ve white hair. Well, alright, silver. But I don’t think anybody is going to claim you’re a Targaryen or any kind of Valyrian, would they?” The final clanks of plate being donned were coming about, and thus Blackburn stood, staring the young Stark-traitor down.

Godric got up, and gave his sword a quick flourish. It was a bit too artistic and exaggerated, a joking “ouch” coming out of the Ranger as the blade nicked his own cheek. “Are you ready?”

“I was ready to put you in the dirt the moment I laid eyes on you, bastard.”

“Oi! I’m not a bastard! Mother never betrayed father!” He spread his arms as if to take exaggerated offence, and then lunged at the commander. Naturally, his sword was swatted outside. Godric was an excellent fighter, but he was less experienced, shorter in arm and leg, and certainly far less muscled than the Blackburn that had enough meat to feed a family of cannibal wildlings for a week.

The two circled each other in the tight confines of the bedroom, knowing neither had any room to back out. Godric decided to try a bit of dirty fighting, again trying to lunge as a mere feint for giving his opponent a kick in the groin. But Blackburn was ready for this, the man foregoing the stereotype of the slow brute to neatly sidestep the attack, performing a simple parry of the feint in the event Godric chose to commit to it, and to try and humiliate the traitor he gave him a kick on his ass too. With a roar the Commander went to try to finish him off, but with a panicked cry Godric picked up a stool and threw it in Blackburn’s face. A pained grunt came from him as the furniture bounced off of his helmet and Godric didn’t waste the opportunity he’d been given. He picked up his sword by the blade, the weapon the wrong way around. But it was perfect for the moment, taking it in a death-grip he did an underhand swing, using the crossguard to sneak a nasty hit right between Blackburn’s legs. Blood ran as the commander screamed in pain, the moment intensifying as Godric then pulled the blade to have that same crossguard like a hook. His own blood ran through his gloves, but flesh was torn out of his opponent’s backside and he fell screaming in pain.

Getting upright, Godric wiped a bit of sweat and red hair from his brow. “Thought you had me there!” he taunted, jumping into a handstand that he was forced to turn into an awkward half-cartwheel as he lost his balance. “I promised you that you’d pay commander. I promised you when you kicked me into the gravel on that first day, didn’t I?” He chuckled as he kicked the man in the jaw. “I’m a man of honour, I keep my promises!” he joked, amidst the breaking of his vow to the black.

Finally, he leaned in to the man and whispered. “I know where your kindred live. My vengeance has only started.” It was a lie of course, he didn’t know and he wasn’t quite so petty as to harm them. After all, it wasn’t they that insulted him. But he did like to see the fucker’s last moments be of agonized fear. Taking Blackburn’s head off of his shoulders, Godric thus proceeded to the castle’s courtyard to address the assembled mutineers.

Looking them over, they all awaited what he would say. He was obviously the leader, he was the one that planned this, he was the one that got people that hated each other into working together, he was the one that convinced several men who had taken the Black willingly without it being a last resort to suddenly decide and turn on it.

Now he was the one to slay Commander Blackburn, the symbol of their invisible shackles being broken.

“This is it lads.” he roared. “We don’t have time to sit around and bellow much, and I bet half of you wouldn’t understand half the words I’d say in a speech, what with me being a well read and poncey arsehole. But we won, comrades. They put us to do this because they wanted us gone. They punished us for crimes we didn’t commit. They punished us for crimes that oughn’t be crimes. They sent us to the frozen ass-end of the world to get rid of us in a job they’re all too lazy or cowardly or stupid to do. Well no more. It doesn’t matter what part of Westeros we come from, we won’t be taken advantage of. We’ll write our own stories, we won’t let any other man write them for us. One-nil against a world that wants us dead. One-nil!” As he raised the commander’s head, all the different men cheered, and repeated his last words as a rallying-cry.

“One-nil! One-nil! One-nil!”

They ran to the stables, finishing up the last of the burning. The deception would almost certainly be seen through with sufficient investigation, but it would at least buy a little bit of time if all went well. Still, they had to get as far South as possible, ideally having gone at least past two towns before a carrier pigeon was sent out.
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