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Found out I was logged into a computer at a friends house. Need to change the email on here so i can change my password, but it fails every time.
11 yrs ago
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Found out I was logged into a computer at a friends house. Need to change the email on here so i can change my password, but it fails every time.
11 yrs ago
Going to Remake A Murderer's Game! Hit me Baby one more Time
11 yrs ago
No offence to women.
11 yrs ago
Well, I'm Tired as all Goat. Night all. See you fine Fellows at 10:06 today. Mtntopview, If you are reading this, continue the quest for counting superiority! We will crush the week mined women.
11 yrs ago
Ehh. Starting op and old Rp. Hope it works out this time
>Continue to Cock-box on the logic that if the first one missed, and it's got a 50% hit rate, he's dead this time. All the blood flow required to Cock-box means you're not very bright.
You use Cock-Box! It Failed again! Screw you 1 Knowledge Point!
The Inebriated Buffoon uses Bottle Throw! He missed, and there is more Boose on the Ground
The Inebriated Buffoon begins lapping up the Boose off the ground!
>Don't put up with this inebriated buffoon! You are the mother-fucking Box Cocker! >Box cock him so hard that you bring down the entire bar. Leave it as an example of your might and superiority. You can find another place to get booze.
You proceed to try to Cock-box him, but you Miss! Damn that 50% hit rate!
Fight!
The Inebriated Buffoon uses Grand Slam! 20 Damage! That's got to hurt!
The Inebriated Buffoon uses Boose! The Inebriated Buffoon is now even more Drunk!
>Put boxes on your dickbutts then do a triple cockbox attack
You Equip Near-By Boxes to the Heads of your DickButts.
You and you DickButts perform the Almighty Triple Cockbox Attack!
You smash your Friend into the ground, and create a Crator in it's wake.
You Win!
You Leveled Up! Level 2! Your Max Health increased to 70! Your DickButts evolved into CockBoxButts! (OOC: if someone could photoshop a picture of this, that would make my day)
