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3 yrs ago
Current I can't believe this site is 9 years old lol I remember the old site moving over to this one
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10 yrs ago
I love the North, it's so quaintly barbaric.
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Retired

Still check in from time-to-time though. This website literally hasn't changed since Mahz migrated it over like 8 years ago lol

BTW, anyone from Minecraft Forum/RPGuild days who remembers me (especially among the Precipice/Pokemon Mystery Dungeon circles), hit me up on PM! I won't reply super quickly but I will eventually hit you guys back!

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Fomoria

The terraformation of Fomoria had finished long ago but still, the small planet felt devoid of life. A dusting of grass and a breathable atmosphere had replaced the sandy karst that covered much of the planets only landmass, New Karelia. Terraforming was still a fledgling industry at the time, so the Eosians had left New Karelia as a blank slate, with only the bare necessities for human life present - air, water and any food they could muster together. No life had been discovered, so the humans brought their own - cattle, chickens, pigs, bees, dogs, cats and five species of birds were the only permitted animals. Land was parceled out to whoever wanted it and Fomoria saw large immigration from Europe, the old principle landmass of Earth. In particular, it became popular among the poorer regions of Europe - Finns, the Irish and the Welsh made up the bulk of early colonists.

The man sat across from Malachy was definitely of Fomorian Finn stock - his carefully spoken English, his dark hair and slightly folded eyes put him apart from the everyday Fomorian Finn. But that wasn't all that put him apart from the average Fomorian redneck. His suit was carefully ironed, his floppy hair was pushed from his face and the shuttle the pair were currently sat in was perhaps the sleekest on the planet. A kilometre above the planets surface, it lazily drifted towards the Fomorian capitol as the two men spoke.

"Captain Malachy, it has certainly been a pleasure travelling with you today. I am quite happy with your decision on this Nemesis matter" said Jouko, the politeness in his voice almost strained. Despite all his airs and graces, Jouko had a childish grin and a mischevious look in his eye, as if he had never truly grown up. "Aye" grunted Malachy in reply, scratching his beard in boredom. All this official business with politicians drove him to wits end. As much as he loved the planet, the inhabitants did annoy him.

He'd been finishing a week-long break with family when he'd gotten the call only two days before. The Fomorian Fleet was using the Virgin to assist in the hunt for the Nemesis. Jouko Pajala, a Fomorian politician and an ally of Malachy, had taken it upon himself to transport the Irish-Fomorian to and from the Fomorian Fleet Command, located deep within the continent. But Malachy knew the real reason why Jouko was being so helpful. Jouko represented a faction within local politics he had grown to dislike. Those who wanted autonomy from Eos but only for their own ends. Still, Malachy had been told by his friends to keep him at arms length. He could be useful in the future.

Jouko reached forward to press a button. A small screen appeared on the smooth, white tiles and the Oriental chauffeurs face appeared on it. "Hello, sir, I am hard at work, yes sir!" barked the chauffeur. "Very good, Hou. Where are we now?" said Jouko, ignoring the frantic button pushing of his driver in an attempt to look busy. "We approach Capitol in five-ten minutes, Mr. Pajala!" Jouko nodded, the same grin plastered to his face and pressed a button, making the screen disappear back into the wall.

"So, Malachy, I think now is time we discuss the real reason for this" said Jouko, switching to Finnish and leaning back into his seat. "I realise you can't speak my language very well, so I'll keep this short. In the fight for Fomorian independence, there are certain players who believe that physical force is necessary. As you see below you, hundreds of Eosian soldiers are currently suppressing a revolt among the people". Malachy glanced out his window and saw khaki-coloured patrol shuttles zoom past, probably off to suppress another revolt somewhere on the planet.

Jouko's Shuttle was nothing like the Eosian patrol shuttles. It was built for comfort and for an excuse to show others how rich he was. The insides were coated in a gaudy white leather and white touchscreen plastic, there was a small wine bar and he even had a personal Chinese chauffeur with the barest grasp of English. The shuttle was slowly gliding into the Capitol and Malachy could only wish it would go faster, if only so the constant Finnish drone across from him could be silenced.

"What I am saying is," continued Jouko. "I want you to take control of the Nemesis".

Malachy looked incredulous. "Are you having a laugh?" he replied in English, almost laughing himself. Jouko shook his head, a smirk on his lips. That had caught the captains attention. "Remember, Finnish" said Jouko, wagging a finger at the man twenty years his senior. "I'm sure a captain of your caliber can take it without issue". Malachy snorted with laughter. "You have seen my ship, aye? And you've seen the Nemesis? It can't be done" said Malachy, shaking his head with a smile around his lips. "Not literally, of course. I may be another bureaucrat to you, Captain Gallagher but I am not stupid. I do not expect anything less than the entire Eosian Navy to defeat, let alone take, Admiral Iosif Vranas and the Nemesis" he paused before continuing, as if considering the weight of what he was about to say. "My colleagues and I believe that having the Nemesis and the Admiral on the side of Fomoria would be extremely helpful to our cause."

Jouko's shuttle made a lazy turn and began into the Capitol city. It was early morning and the military-imposed curfew was still in effect, which meant the streets were empty. The Capitol of Fomoria looked more akin to a 21st-century Earth city than a 26th-century Eosian city. Large, blindingly-white skyscrapers, housing entire communities, rose up into the sky, probably the highest structures on the entire planet. Large screens projected onto the sides of these showed advertisements, news reports and even reflections of the shuttle as it flew past. Malachy sighed as he considered his options.

He was a captain in the Fomorian Fleet and more widely, the Eosian Navy and had been for almost fifteen years. Yet he'd seen his friends and brothers killed by the very men he now called his superiors. He was a man of Fomoria first and a man of the Eosian Federation second. Below him, Fomorians were being killed by Eosian drones and patrols for protesting and revolting. His friends, former men of the Fomorian Defence Navy and the current Fomorian Independence League, were reluctant to act with so many soldiers and drones patrolling the planet. But perhaps this Jouko fellow was onto something. Nobody knew where or why the Nemesis had escaped into deep space but perhaps this Admiral Vranas could be reasoned with.

Malachy finally tore his eyes away from the Capitol and looked at the Finn sat across from him. "Okay then. I'll see what I can do" he finally said, holding out a hand. Joukos face lit up and he shook his hand enthusiastically. "Of course, I don't expect you to find the Nemesis right away but as the captain of one of the best scouting ships in the Fleet - hell, the entire Navy! - I'm betting you'll make contact with the Admiral before the year is out! And don't worry, you shall be well rewarded if you bring the Nemesis to Fomoria!"

Malachy held a tight-lipped smile. He wasn't so sure about that.
Vessel Name:
The Virgin

Vessel Type:
Corvette

Vessel Class:
Erin-class

Armament loadout:
Lightly armed with low-caliber lasers, shit-tier miniguns, a cloaking field and a rather-powerful tractor beam.

Onboard vehicles:
-Drop-ships x5
-Escape pods x10
-Land vehicles x20

Crew:
300 men with 30 officers

Overview:
The Virgin is primarily used as a patrol ship around the planet of Fomoria and replaced the old militia/pirate fleet after the Battle of Fomoria. However, much of the crew stayed the same. Built more for speed, scouting and precise attacks than full-on bombardments and chasing, the Virgin is widely regarded as the greatest scout in the small Fomorian fleet and has been credited as one of the biggest rivals to the Fomorian smuggling ring.

The Virgin is approx. 250 foot long and is quite sleek and modern compared to other ships in the battered Fomorian Fleet. The crew of the Virgin were largely pulled from the crew of the old militia that once protected Fomoria from pirates and are one of the most experienced crews in the sector. The Fomorian Fleet is officially a part of the Eosian Navy and is slowly being upgraded, with the Virgin currently one of the "newest" ships (15 years old)

Captain:
Malachy "Mac" Gallagher

M/F:
M

Age:
52

Rank:
Lieutenant Captain

Bio:
Malachy Gallagher was born and bred on the planet of Fomoria, a colony planet far from Eos and one that is currently being pacified by the Eosian Army. For much of its history, Fomoria has been "protected" by a small, unable fleet of the Eosian Navy, which was riddled with corruption and laziness. The small planets protection largely fell to militias and mercenaries, who eventually formed the Fomorian Defence Navy. The FDN was made up of men of all ages and the ships were a mish-mash of civilian and pirate ships. The FDN was very successful in deterring pirates and lasted almost 150 years before being noticed by Eos. The Eosian Naval Command saw this militia as revolutionary in nature and had the leaders executed and the ships scrapped.

Malachy Gallagher, a prominent member of the organisation, was offered a spot in the new Fomorian Fleet but was disappointed when he was relegated to command a small, if modern, corvette. As Fomoria brewed into open revolt and was crushed by the Eosian Naval Command, Malachy became disillusioned with Eos and longed for the days when the FDN protected Fomoria. He secretly aligned himself to a group of Fomorian politicians and naval captains who also felt disillusioned with Eos and was planning a revolution when Vranas went missing with the Nemesis. The Virgin, which had become famous in the Fomorian Fleet for its superior scouting abilities, was offered up by the Eosian Naval Command to assist in the search of the Nemesis and Malachy reluctantly took up the job, putting all plans of a revolution on hold.
<Snipped quote by Lucidnonsense>Depends on what do you man by that it's already a thing here.
The Federation seems like an interstellar equivalent of the EU rather than a strict one government system since nations like Chaptrap's Fomoria can exist in them.


Fomoria is more of a constituent planet within the Eos Federation or whatever it is. Maybe others have achieved some kind of autonomy but Fomoria is still ruled from Eos while probably sending a few politicians to the central government to voice its own concerns. We shouldn't get too bogged down in fictional, interstellar politics but that's what I'm going with. We can say it's a newer colony or something.
I went with something a bit different:

I'm presuming mercenaries are allowed?

If so, I'll start working on an app tonight.
Chapatrap/CĂș Chulainn
The Knacker-Fairy War has raged on for centuries, under the noses of common duine everywhere.

This has the makings of a good short story.
My great-uncle owns land near my home and this old guy believes if we cut down the fairy tree in the middle of the field next to our house, they'll take his sheep away and bring the gypsies back.
I've fired a shotgun a few times. We have to kill foxes in this part of Ireland or they steal our children in the night and give them to fairies.
<Snipped quote by Vilageidiotx>

And without trying to sound insulting I don't think a degree in psychology was the best course of action from a market standpoint.

In all honesty, I think its quite short-sighted to do any non-STEM subject in university AND expect a good job afterwards. I'm planning on doing History and a language in university not for the job prospects but because I'd rather spend my early 20's farting around Europe, doing something I find interesting than studying a subject I detest just for a decent job afterwards (that'd I'd be unlikely to get in Ireland regardless).

I'm not disparaging graphic design or psychology, they can be good stepping stones to get into good fields if you know the right people. Any form of degree looks better on a CV than a "I flunked out of Maths in University because I was shit at it."

By the time we're all dead and gone, I reckon most of the western world will have lower working hours, higher wages and legal retirement ages dropping into the 50's, so it all really doesn't matter in the long run.
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