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Oh, the extent of the gorilla's genetic modifications was going to be from a really early batch of the serum- minorly enhanced intelligence for a gorilla, as well as increased longevity. I'll swap the plasma cannon out for a taser if that's okay, since it's a less-lethal weapon that's a bit more publicly accessible.

Post-awakening super soldier program seems most likely, come to think of it. I'm going to be honest, I copied that over from a Silver Age Mutants and Masterminds game.
This is silly and Silver-Agey.

Name: Dr. Hans Eisenbrecht, MD

Codename: Professor Primate

Age: Over 100.

Gender: Male

Place of Birth: Berlin

Affiliations: Berlin Cigar Club, US Military's Super Soldier program (2012-2013), Berlin University professor of Neurology (1960-2000, 2013-present)

Occupation: Mad Doctor of Medicine

Appearance: A silverback gorilla walking on its hind legs, often wearing scrubs (gotta keep the operating theater sterile) or a tweed suit (a certain etiquette is expected of professors at a university).

Powers: He's in a gorilla body modified by a super soldier serum, providing him with tremendously enhanced strength and agility.

Skills: A tremendously skilled neurosurgeon, as he was able to successfully transplant his brain into a genetically modified gorilla's body. He's also a fairly good shot.

Equipment/Resources: A taser (it's less-lethal) and field medic's kit. Given that his profession often deals with robots, this includes welding torches, as well as jars to maintain peoples' brains.

Weaknesses: Several Nazi scientists want him dead for defecting.

Psychological Profile: Dr. Hans Eisenbrecht suffers from Science-Related Memetic Disorder, often cackling madly as he experiments with a nerve lattice or observes an insulin-producing bacterium. He is, however, remarkably stable for a German scientist who worked in the 40's, and sticks to the Hippocratic oath as best he can. With over a century under his belt, he feels that he's experienced and will often give advice to younger team members.

Biography: Professor Primate, AKA Dr. Hans Eisenbrecht MD, is a German born in the late 1910's. He passed his classes with top marks, eventually attending medical school at the University of Berlin. However, as the years chugged on, he began to notice which way the tide was turning, and defected to America shortly before the second world war. Renowned as a neurosurgeon and geneticist, he was welcomed into the American scientific community, often being tapped to help treat wounded soldiers returning from abroad. After the war, he returned to Berlin to take up a teaching position at the university. He held this position for 40 years before deciding to retire.

However, in the wake of the Awakening, the American government approached the old think tanks and defecting scientists, hoping to create superpowered beings of their own as a defense against the supernatural. Enjoying the company, and as a way to thank the country that sheltered him during the war, Hans accepted. As human testing was deemed unsafe, this entailed working with numerous toxic and radioactive chemicals in order to test various formulas on gorillas. While some were more successful than others, a routine medical examination uncovered a malignant tumor in his stomach. Rather than lay down and die, Dr. Eisenbrecht decided to put his knowledge of the human (and now gorilla) neurology to work and stole one of the failed gorilla corpses- a circus ape named Bonzo that choked on a toilet paper roll. In the dead of night, he began the procedure that would give birth to... PROFESSOR PRIMATE!

This was rather a shock to the personnel at the lab, as not only had Hans managed to steal a gorilla corpse, but he was the first to successfully perform an interspecies brain transplant- let alone the first to manage to transplant their own brain, a feat that has earned him much renown in the medical world, and secured him a tenured position back at Berlin University. With the dextrous hands of his gorilla body, he is able to perform astounding surgeries once again, and is now working with superheroes in an attempt to protect those who save the world.
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At the offices of the Cleanup Crew, Irwin Schwab looked around. After dropping the wires off at the dead drop Batman had requested, he'd headed back to the office to finish up the paperwork, writing down Batman's opinion on the need for an investigation into Arkham. Over that time, the feeling of being watched had vanished, and yet now it was back. As if dozens of eyes were on him, watching his every move, prying into his every thought. This always sucked. He finished the forms, checking them a few more times, before putting them in his Outbox. Until the paperwork about cleanup in Metropolis got here, they were going to have a slow day. Then again, this feeling of eyes on him often meant that action was about to break out.
As Superman had lasered the robot from above, Ambush Bug teleported to the Batplane's wing, electronics still in tow. Even from within the robot, he could figure it was time to leave. Of course, next to Batman, he began tapping on the glass. This, of course, was also Bruce Wayne. Not exactly the hardest secret identity to figure out, given the intersection of free time, disposable income, and desire for societal improvement needed to be Batman. Either way, the perfect person to ask about Arkham and drop off the parts.

"Uh, Mr. Way- er, Batman, I got some important-looking circuitry and... I think servos from inside the robot. I couldn't find any parts that were structurally significant though, which was odd. Also, I was hoping I could ask you some things about Arkham, pending an oncoming investigation. Such as whether the Arkham family was related to the family of the same name from Massachusetts, or if there are supernatural forces at work impairing the trea- you know what, screw it, I'll just come out and ask: is Arkham haunted?"
So I had a silly idea that fits with Ambush Bug from the comics: he's figured out the secret identities of Batman (on the grounds of "I can't think of anyone else with the ratio of free time to disposable income needed to be Batman") and Green Arrow ("Only one man has a beard that douchey").
Ambush Bug, upon hearing the robot might be on Earth for extinction purposes, had teleported into the machine's inner workings and set to work. He lowered the welder's mask, a bundle of important-looking wires in one hand and the welding torch in the other. He began the assault on the automaton's innards, ignoring the sudden temperature drop.

Right... the circuit's the important part so I just need something sharp to jam in and break it...
Oh, no. I mean New 52 got rid of the New 52 series I was enjoying reading. Demon Knights, for instance.
Aquaman was never NOT badass.

I'll just say that I dislike the New 52 for getting rid of all the series I was enjoying reading.
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