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Sometimes, even an adventurer needs a backrub.
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So, silly question: would a Lizard born from a serum meant to fight the Hulk work as a concept? Specifically, one concocted from the DNA of the Marvel Universe's mightest reptiles of all?
"Can... can anyone undestand a WORD of this?" Dingle asked, admiring the pearl from within the cave before heading out, drawing her map from her trouserspace. They would have to return to spruce up the other Fountains. But for now, she supposed she could get the little Kokiri his bombs. However, first she'd have to draw up the map of the caves in the fountain for their return trip.

"I think it's trying to communicate with us, but none of what it says makes sense."

Mapmaking check.
Yeeeaaaah. I'm gonna have to rescind interest as well. Similar reasons.
Bah, Silver Age is best Age!
Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria

@Boomrocker

"That's the spirit... I think. Come on, muscles, we're going on a monster hunt."

Heading to the security room, she handed off a punchcard to the Jawa. Chittering under his or her breath, the inscrutable beast began twisting dials and knobs. Kelly pulled off her mask, letting her dyed pink hair fall down. Reaching to her belt, she released her Crobat and Shedinja from their balls. She reached up, grabbing Raditz by his armor's collar, and pulled him down to eye level so she could glare at him like a disobedient Raticate. It was surprising just how intimidating this girl could be when it came to work.

"Alright, rookie, listen up and listen good. We're starting from the entrance because this is unlike anything you've ever faced before. This is the citadel of the Lord of Darkness, Dracula. Satan, Cthulhu, Bigfoot, Skunk-Apes, Jiang-Shi, Oni, any supernatural entity you can name works for him in that universe. We are going to be killing or subjugating all of them and taking their house. It will be us against an army of the damned. You want to back out, now's the time. You want to make more money than you've ever seen in your life, taste rare delicacies secreted away by Dracula's fiendish army, and maybe earn yourself a stateroom? You come with me and you show me just why TV-Fly and Starfish Hitler let you in. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!"
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...and a certain Emerald Archer?


Hey, I'm going to need adventuring buddies to make sure Dino-Czar isn't doing anything too crazy in Skartaris.
A work in progress. Still have to do the sample post, but I'm just going to leave what I've got here.


Dropping his bat and cupping his hands around his mouth, Samuel did his best to get the attention of the Enclave as he pointed at Jack.

"HEY, WHAT'S JACK COBALT DOING WITH A PLASMA GRENADE UNDERNEATH THAT VERTIBIRD?"
Or one word of Turn Ethereal.
So... are we talking classic scene-chewing barbarian?

Also, working on a Jason Blood who is an adventurer archaeologist. Rather than being Jason of Norwich, he's a distant descendant.
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