Necropolitan Psyrogue it is!
Edit: thinking about it, an undead with no way to heal is a bad idea. I'll think of something later.
Edit: thinking about it, an undead with no way to heal is a bad idea. I'll think of something later.
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Having heard no objections, I'm going with the Necropolitan. The idea being he was created as an undead for gladiatorial combat that got the hell out of dodge.
<Snipped quote by Lord Coake>
That's not a good omen
Welcome to Athas. It's kind of a shithole. In other news, the ocean is wet, the surface of the sun is slightly warm this time of year, and Godzilla's above the average height for a Japanese citizen.
I was thinking some variant of Dwarven Monk, or maybe a Pterran Totemist (from Magic of Incarnum).
That or a Human Necropolitan Gladiator, cursed by a Defiler to forever wander the earth for losing a fight he had a lot of money riding on.
That or a Human Necropolitan Gladiator, cursed by a Defiler to forever wander the earth for losing a fight he had a lot of money riding on.
Having collected all the boba he could find, Wario's attention turned to the swarm. Tying off his Lootin' Bag and slinging it over his shoulder, he recalled the prices of "delicacies" like chocolate-covered grasshoppers with an evil grin, and set off toward the nearest buzzing noise.
Wario, Mahora- The Bento Tree
"iiiiiiiiiii...."
The fat, garlic obsessed plumber from earlier was running through an alleyway, once again knocking anything in his way aside like it was made of paper mache. He slid under the locust, catching its hind legs... and proceeding to lift them off the ground. He planted his feet firmly on the ground, muscles bulging as he began turning in place.
"IIIIIT'S WARIO TIME!"
The turning got faster and faster. The locust scrabbled for purchase on the ground, but could not find it before Wario lifted it up, the creature blurring as he took aim. The spinning got faster and faster as Wario cackled.
"SO LONG, LOSER!"
With gleeful abandon, he let the insect go, watching as it sailed into the cloud with lightning speed. Even from here, the terrified screeching of the advancing insects could be heard. Well, that is until the sickening crunch of a mid-air collision of several bugs that had the misfortune of being near wario's invertebrate missile. Off in the distance, a cloud of green goo- insect guts and shells powdered at high speed- expanded out as several of the swarm's members fell out. Of course, what's ten or fifteen locusts amidst a swarm?
This worrying fact didn't stop Wario from flexing for those present.
"Yeah, Wario's great. You know it."
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Wario, Mahora- The Bento Tree
"iiiiiiiiiii...."
The fat, garlic obsessed plumber from earlier was running through an alleyway, once again knocking anything in his way aside like it was made of paper mache. He slid under the locust, catching its hind legs... and proceeding to lift them off the ground. He planted his feet firmly on the ground, muscles bulging as he began turning in place.
"IIIIIT'S WARIO TIME!"
The turning got faster and faster. The locust scrabbled for purchase on the ground, but could not find it before Wario lifted it up, the creature blurring as he took aim. The spinning got faster and faster as Wario cackled.
"SO LONG, LOSER!"
With gleeful abandon, he let the insect go, watching as it sailed into the cloud with lightning speed. Even from here, the terrified screeching of the advancing insects could be heard. Well, that is until the sickening crunch of a mid-air collision of several bugs that had the misfortune of being near wario's invertebrate missile. Off in the distance, a cloud of green goo- insect guts and shells powdered at high speed- expanded out as several of the swarm's members fell out. Of course, what's ten or fifteen locusts amidst a swarm?
This worrying fact didn't stop Wario from flexing for those present.
"Yeah, Wario's great. You know it."
@GameGuruGG@Dblade26@GameGuruGG
"You know, I've found that the cardinal sin of horror movies is they tip their hands too early and show you the whole monster. Oh, uh, but you didn't call us for writing advice."
The giant bipedal capybara at the door bowed, holding out a business card for Mr. Reynolds and his Associate. He had a briefcase under his shoulder.
"Hello there, my name is Barapy! I'm with Shocker+, the company you contracted for additional monsters. While our negotiations for providing your monsters haven't quite been finalized, I've gone ahead and included the latest printing of the Monsters Monthly, Shocker+'s catalog publication, for no charge. I've also taken the liberty of bringing profiles for some of our monsters which might be particularly well-suited to your horror movie."
With that, Barapy gave the employee file and bowed once again.
"Please, take your time looking them over!"
The giant bipedal capybara at the door bowed, holding out a business card for Mr. Reynolds and his Associate. He had a briefcase under his shoulder.
"Hello there, my name is Barapy! I'm with Shocker+, the company you contracted for additional monsters. While our negotiations for providing your monsters haven't quite been finalized, I've gone ahead and included the latest printing of the Monsters Monthly, Shocker+'s catalog publication, for no charge. I've also taken the liberty of bringing profiles for some of our monsters which might be particularly well-suited to your horror movie."
With that, Barapy gave the employee file and bowed once again.
"Please, take your time looking them over!"
I just kinda lumped the creation of fauna and flora under Shape Land, since it covers the creation of forests and jungles.
Oddly, I couldn't find any rules for animal life OR plant life.
Hey, it's in the rules, AND I only get one race-via-avatar per game.
Name: Takahara Sentou, Kamen Rider 15, the Great Leader of Shocker+
Universe: World of the Showa Riders
Canon or OC: OC
Appearance: While untransformed, he's a fairly typical salaryman. His various transformations.
Age: 57
Personality: Takahara is, first and foremost, a henchman. He tends to just go along with things and isn't very bright. While not transformed, he's fairly cowardly, running from combat- he's nearly sixty after all. This goes out the window once he's gotten into the spandex. He has forty years of experience fighting foes vastly more powerful than himself- he's taken so many Rider Kicks and Rider Punches that he can perfectly emulate them. He fights to protect his comrades in villainy with everything he's got- after all, their bosses might consider them expendable, but they're his brothers in mookdom.
Abilities: Takahara's most valuable skill is his ability to handle money. He is possibly the greatest accountant in the multiverse, able to balance books and manage funds in such a way that even the stupidest evil plot breaks even financially. Almost as terrifying is his skill with corporate bureaucracy. He's also one of the earliest Shocker Combat Cyborgs, granting him greatly enhanced strength and durability. This comes at a price, however- his cybernetics don't have an external power source, and as such they run off the calories stored in his body. He never quite got up to "Altered Humanoid" though, and does not have a monstrous form.
Equipment: A Sengoku Driver and various lockseeds, allowing him to take on various armors as a Kamen Rider. These armors come with weapons and various powers.
Faction: Shocker+
Background: Takahara has floated around as villainous organizations have risen and fallen. He started out as a Combatant in SHOCKER before getting transferred to accounting. Then the Kamen Riders broke free and fucked everything up. So he moved on to Destron. Same story. Eventually, he discovered the multiverse as he was hired by Dai-Shocker, a multiversal collection of enemies of the Kamen Riders... and then a pink Kamen Rider promptly fucked up the multiverse AND his cushy job. But at least this setback opened up an endless multiverse of employers. From BOARD to Smart Brain, Takahara's a familiar face among the shady corporations and evil organizations of the Kamen Rider worlds. Takahara's most recent employers have included a museum (that for some reason manufactured USB sticks), a corporation that seemed to have its hands in everything (he ended up doing finances for R&D), a Japanese pharmaceutical company trying to get in on the "Battling Monsters" craze, and a child molester seeking to destroy the universe. But of course a Kamen Rider came and fucked those up too. After the fiasco with the destruction of Zawame, he grabbed a few things from the ruins of his office at the Yggdrasil Corporation as a severance package to go along with the trophies from a long history of failure his employers have endured. Turns out when exposed to various sources of power, the fruit of Helheim matures into a lockseed reflecting the source.
After putting up with the foolish goals of his previous employer for what felt like an eternity, then becoming frustrated with the needless bureaucracy of the Sentient Millieu, Takahara decided to found a new Multiversal Evil Organization. Made up of the remnants of the retired, defeated, and dormant organizations, Shocker+ has become the gold standard in for-profit multiversal villainy.
Universe: World of the Showa Riders
Canon or OC: OC
Appearance: While untransformed, he's a fairly typical salaryman. His various transformations.
Age: 57
Personality: Takahara is, first and foremost, a henchman. He tends to just go along with things and isn't very bright. While not transformed, he's fairly cowardly, running from combat- he's nearly sixty after all. This goes out the window once he's gotten into the spandex. He has forty years of experience fighting foes vastly more powerful than himself- he's taken so many Rider Kicks and Rider Punches that he can perfectly emulate them. He fights to protect his comrades in villainy with everything he's got- after all, their bosses might consider them expendable, but they're his brothers in mookdom.
Abilities: Takahara's most valuable skill is his ability to handle money. He is possibly the greatest accountant in the multiverse, able to balance books and manage funds in such a way that even the stupidest evil plot breaks even financially. Almost as terrifying is his skill with corporate bureaucracy. He's also one of the earliest Shocker Combat Cyborgs, granting him greatly enhanced strength and durability. This comes at a price, however- his cybernetics don't have an external power source, and as such they run off the calories stored in his body. He never quite got up to "Altered Humanoid" though, and does not have a monstrous form.
Equipment: A Sengoku Driver and various lockseeds, allowing him to take on various armors as a Kamen Rider. These armors come with weapons and various powers.
Faction: Shocker+
Background: Takahara has floated around as villainous organizations have risen and fallen. He started out as a Combatant in SHOCKER before getting transferred to accounting. Then the Kamen Riders broke free and fucked everything up. So he moved on to Destron. Same story. Eventually, he discovered the multiverse as he was hired by Dai-Shocker, a multiversal collection of enemies of the Kamen Riders... and then a pink Kamen Rider promptly fucked up the multiverse AND his cushy job. But at least this setback opened up an endless multiverse of employers. From BOARD to Smart Brain, Takahara's a familiar face among the shady corporations and evil organizations of the Kamen Rider worlds. Takahara's most recent employers have included a museum (that for some reason manufactured USB sticks), a corporation that seemed to have its hands in everything (he ended up doing finances for R&D), a Japanese pharmaceutical company trying to get in on the "Battling Monsters" craze, and a child molester seeking to destroy the universe. But of course a Kamen Rider came and fucked those up too. After the fiasco with the destruction of Zawame, he grabbed a few things from the ruins of his office at the Yggdrasil Corporation as a severance package to go along with the trophies from a long history of failure his employers have endured. Turns out when exposed to various sources of power, the fruit of Helheim matures into a lockseed reflecting the source.
After putting up with the foolish goals of his previous employer for what felt like an eternity, then becoming frustrated with the needless bureaucracy of the Sentient Millieu, Takahara decided to found a new Multiversal Evil Organization. Made up of the remnants of the retired, defeated, and dormant organizations, Shocker+ has become the gold standard in for-profit multiversal villainy.
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