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    1. Cleverbird 8 yrs ago

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6 yrs ago
Current Goddamn commies... They ruined communism!
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6 yrs ago
Fun fact: up close, all burning candles smell of singed nose hair.
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6 yrs ago
Just say no to the Corona virus, it cant legally enter your body without consent.
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6 yrs ago
The problem with common sense is that its not all that common.
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6 yrs ago
I once played Hell March to a cow, now its Moscow.
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GET OUT OF MY PROFILE! I'VE GOT A GUN AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO SHOOT MYSELF!

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Rubbing the bridge of her nose, Steph paced back and forth anxiously. Everything about this just screamed "Set-up!" Her father may have been a despicable person for what he did, but his advice to never, ever get involved with SK was one of the few things he was right about. Not to mention, that despite what everybody else was feeling; Steph was not happy with the reveal of Voice's secret. After all, SK didn't want her back, that meant there had to be something wrong with her, right? A sleeper agent perhaps? Or maybe more interesting, there was something inside that facility worth more than an AI...

Letting out a deep sigh, Steph glared at Joe. A glare he was all too familiar with by this point. The 'we're done' glare. Stepping back up to the planning table, she spoke to Tallulah in their elven tongue. "Don't you call me a traitor, since I seem to be the only one looking out for our team." Before switching back to common. "We dont know what SK did with Voice's AI. None of you are skilled enough to poke around in her head... So if she turns on us, know that I'll be the one shouting 'told you so' when she blasts a hole in the back of your skull."

Pausing for a second, she returned to the plan. "Might I suggest we take a different approach? We have no guarantee that the transport will stop when taking fire... If anything, this would probably scare them off. Cause a road block, something to force them to slow down. A fallen tree or what have you... Be creative. Hell, use the EMP if need be. Shouldn't be too hard given the storm. Overpower the driver and guards. I can get us some holowear and an RFID spoofer to allow us to impersonate the drivers. Team 1 can then sneak into the back of the truck and we'll just drive in through the front gates." She looked back up at Vanessa. "Do we even know what we're supposed to do when we're inside? Extract a VIP? Download data? I can't imagine SK just wanting us to break down the door..."
Ooh perfect, I'll just call it "method acting" and start stalking Cappy!
Is there a way to follow people? Because I swear, every RP that catches my interest has you in it Cappy.

I'd like to claim the shy stalker if possible.
Fun fact: my body contains enough bones to form one whole skeleton!
Holt shit, so many good memories of SWAT 4! It was pretty much the only tactical game I ever "mastered" as a kid. Never had the patience for games like Rainbow Six or Ghost Recon (before they started following the shooty-shooty-bang-bang action trend). Wasn't SWAT 4 also the game that let you take over the snipers?
Granted, but now you make all the worst decisions.

I wish for world peace.
Granted, but this new food group is now considered toxic and becomes actively banned by the government.

I wish I had a quantum computer.
Steph looked back and forth between Vanessa and Voice, expecting some kind of punchline to follow this obvious joke. AI? Was this supposed to be real? Self sufficient AI were myth at this point, part of those terrible sci-fi trideo! She had always considered Voice a little peculiar, but what Decker wasnt? Spend too much time in the Matrix and it was sure to leave some effect... But Voice practically was from the Matrix.

"You knew?" She hissed at Vanessa. "All this time? You had us working alongside a... a... Machine? T'es rien qu'un petit connard!" She scoffed, glaring over Voice with visible disgust. "A Saeder-Krupp machine on top of that? You're telling me the goddamn largest corporation knew about this the entire time?" Steph exclaimed, throwing her hands up in anger.

"Non, non, non, non... I'm out! J'en ai ral le cul... I'm not going to risk my life for a goddamn toaster, or a dragon for that matter!" The fact the team seemed to be so nonchalant about all of this was perhaps even more infuriating. If Voice was truly telling the truth, then this could be news that would shake the entire goddamn world. Fuck, the fact Saeder-Krupp themselves were getting involved, instead of one of their million subsidiaries, meant this was huge. "Here's a much better idea, why not sell her off to SK? Or hell, Aztechnology, I'm sure they'd love to get their hands on a SK created AI! The bounty for that would probably be enough for each of us to never have to work a day in our lives!"

"How do we even know this isn't some setup by SK? Putain! What if she's programmed to kill us? She said so herself, they were working on making her a goddamn killing machine!" Steph had already been burned by betrayal once, she wasn't about to get burned twice. She turned back towards Vanessa, leaning in close over the desk. "Unless you can give me a damn good reason why I should even consider going along with this suicide pact just to save your walking toaster, I'm out of here." She hissed. "And dont try and guilt trip me into coming along for some emotional bullshit... That all burned away the second I found out you've been lying to us about the toaster for years now."
Steph was the last one to enter the dingy little office, clutching various shopping bags filled with a small fortune of clothes. The elf looked more like a starlet than a runner, with her long white coat as well as fashionably large sunglasses. "Salut mes amis, comment allez-vous?" She cooed excitedly. "What's the emergency?"

Joining the rest of the crew, making sure to give the oversized Fenrir a loving scratch behind her ears - Steph was probably the only person in the group that had this privilege - and went over what little information Vanessa had to offer. The sunny disposition quickly evaporated as more and more details became known.

"Vanessa... Is this a joke?" Steph looked up at the Fixer, lifting the sunglasses, throwing the files back onto the table. So far Vanessa had been a trustworthy Fixer, always supplying their team with trustworthy jobs. This seemed anything but. A job like this needed way more time, time to scope out the facility, threat assessment, hell they needed time to check out drivers coming in and out of the facility to check for holes in the security.

"You know damn well that a job like this needs more time... Merde, you dont even know what we're up against?" Steph scoffed, crossing her arms. "This isnt like you... You'd never accept a job like this. So what's the deal here? I'm not going to risk my life by being left in the dark."

"And could we leave killing off the table until we know what we're even dealing with?" She snapped at the rest of the team.
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