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"For hatred does not cease by hatred at any time: Hatred ceases by love - this is an old rule." - Buddha Shakyamuni
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Life is unfair...

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@Aisling At the end of the newspaper, Dracula found a job advertisement: 'Photographer needed.' "Maybe this is something for you," he said to Mystique.
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@Anarchy

"Whoever says history can't be funny has never seen Adolf Hitler in shorts."


"Speaking of Adolf Hitler, I've got one of Angela Merkel. Let me point out that she's the chancellor of Germany."


"And - last but not least - the two photos of me they published in that newspaper!"

@Anarchy But Dracula had even more of them.
@Aisling Dracula's father, who had just been out for a walk, came into the room and handled Dracula a newspaper. "Take a look at page eight..." Dracula took a look at it. "Hell, now, I fit in!" he said via telepathy.

"The Queen..."



"Barack Obama..."


@Aisling Dracula smiled. "I appreciate it... I know how much work such an article is."
@Aisling "You aren't," Dracula said and smiled a bit. "Otherwise, I wouldn't have invited you in."

Ioan, who had fallen asleep in his wheelchair, had heard what Mystique said and jumped. "W-what..?!"
@Aisling "You don't have to stay here forever if you don't want to," Dracula said. "It's just better than living on the street, and you'll have to stay for a few months anyway... training isn't just a thing that will be done within a few days."
@Aisling "It's not that hard," Dracula said. "Just don't be afraid to talk about your opinion on literally anything. Only by talking about it you'll be able to find followers who share it. And once you've got enough followers, you've got power. And if you have power, you can change. - My uncle, for example, was a so-called usurper: An originally poor man who claimed to come from a noble family. At the end, he ended up being the Prince of Moldova. - Just tell me your adress, and I will have your things taken here."
@Aisling "You should," Dracula said. "Twelve years ago, when I started to plan my coup d'etat, I was just like a version of you with more money... I was rich, but I didn't have any political power at all. People didn't even know how I was. They didn't know I was a vampire, and they believed me to be a descendant of Vlad the Impaler. I couldn't stand it any more how my predecessors were destroying the country. I started from scratch, so to say. But over the following two years, I had more and more people on my side, until in 2005, I've had a group of 40,000 soldiers to help me with taking over power."
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