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10 yrs ago
89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery.
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11 yrs ago
"The moral of the story is: never take a child away from a loving parent. Especially the ones that build children that shoot rockets from their eyes." -Aurelio Voltaire
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Tyki said
i, being used to demonic auras, attempt to go into town to look for women's clothing in their size to take care of the blood stains


((Sorry, I forgot I kind of control this town ^^'))
You manage to find a store nearby that sells clothes of pretty much every size you can think of. The shopkeeper is tending to another customer, leaving you to find what you want.
shion sonozoki said
i lift up my front tire anf fly into the air over a few people landing by you and passing a few traps i wink at you and the trap behind us go off


I try my best to ignore you as we come up to a gorge, and I jump it, hitting the thrusters. The racer in first place is still there, racing like a true pro, not even giving anybody a chance to catch up.
"Well, we're five minutes into the race and... only three racers remain..." Scooter's voice booms. "...Huh... Maybe we used too many traps..."
supertinyking said
((Yet you didn't deny the similarities of perversion.....hmmm.....))


((...<< >> NINJA VANISH! *smoke bomb, and I'm sitting there when it clears, pretzel-ed* ...How the hell?...))
supertinyking said
It looks...excatly the same on the inside, save for nicer chairs and fancy tables. On one wall, is a line of small brewery equipment, and several barrels already on a rack. There are 12 kinds of beer, 3 heavy ales, 5 times of wine, and one barrel of hard liqueur.


Everyone sits at the tables and begins going back to what they were doing, starting with ANOTHER Gray and Natsu fight. Cana sits in one of the chairs, drinking a barrel of the heavy ale. No, really, she's drinking out of the barrel...
Tyki said
((fucker. respond to me))


((?))
supertinyking said
((.....ok then, master roshi.....*chuckles.*))


((Don't compare me to that old timer! *glares*))
supertinyking said
The two girls are sleeping, curled up. They almost look cute, dispite the blood stains and the demonic auras.


((...*nosebleeding from just thought* God damn my perverted mind...
Pervert Voice: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You're welcome X3))
shion sonozoki said
i rev up my engine and turn and look at you and nod ,then looking forward leaning to put my hands on the handlebars of my bike


I nod back before revving my engine a bit more. "Get set <3" Moxxi raises the gun and then shoots it. Instantly, every car shoots off the line, racing for the finish, with me easily making it to 4th.
((Which is pretty good for this race, let's say there's 20+ cars))
The second and third cars almost immediately go up in flames as they run over mines. I and the first place racer, who's windshield blocks who they are, manage to push through it and more explosions blast other racers out of the race, including bandit cars, Santuary citizens and a few Hyperion racers trying to get the prize for Jack.
supertinyking said
"Now then, let's test out the brewery I put in, that has a good deal of booze already made!" He says, as he walks into the guild.


"I hear that!" Cana says with excitement as she rushes to the brewery to get some booze. The rest of the guild walks in to check the place out. "..."
shion sonozoki said
"well dang it" i say with a sigh "well you ready to race i think i can do a good job on my motorcycle" (the one in the pic from before)


"Roger that." I say as I rev up my racer. Soon, Moxxi walks out and holds up a pistol. "On your marks <3" She says, before winking at me and blowing me a kiss. I sigh and roll my eyes before getting excited for the race.
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