Cuccoruler

The Faraway Land

Within town as the sun started to set screams could be heard through out the streets. Back in dark alley behind the inn was a bloody mess. Body parts could be seen strewn around the area. Many of them adult men, though a few of them were elf women as well. The sounds of a struggle was heard as well as blood curdling screams. Within all of this screaming was a young woman, two of her fingers, the index and pointer finger were chewed off. She was still breathing though it was ragged.

"Help me." The girl said with desperation in her eyes. The girl was on the ground leaning against a wall just barely staying awake. Her white hair was a bit out of place both otherwise she seemed to like any other woman. The girl also had blood on more than just her hand, some was splattered on her form the corpses around her.

What seemed like a hulking shadow could be seen fleeing the scene, disappearing behind another alley.

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Actually, that's not a bad idea. Maybe introduce yourself to the orc warband or to the Champs of Hope. Whichever supports your story better.

@Thinslayer

to the group, GATHER ROUND FOR THE FUN!

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Should I just make my entrance now?

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Hurry up and start the adventure, I'm getting more and more impatient. And I don't think I can hold back the Rick and Morty references for long before they break into the ooc again

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted: You never have a bad hair cut ever again, however the only way to make this possible is by you losing all of your hair.

I wish to have a pet ferret.

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this ring thing is taking longer than I had hoped.... I have to wait, and wait, and wait.

The avatar above is the final boss of your epic quest. What are you fighting for, and how does the battle end?

Spider man has become corrupt and finally shown his true colors. I shall fight this menace and defeat him for America!

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But soon enough this religion caught the attention of a neighboring town with a religion which worshipped a levitating cow named Steve. This religion was known as the local church of Steve the most holiest levitating god-cow and was backed up by an oppressive inquisition who responded to anything they perceived as heretical in even the slightest with humiliation by rotten tomatoes because murder was apparently considered wrong in the eyes of Steve, though he didn't mind public humiliation so long as is wasn't physically painful and not too emotionally painful.

@rush99999

The people who worshiped the flying penguin fought back against the church of Steve. They threw rotten and brown bananas at them. This battle of the fruits would go on for many days until ammunition on both sides was exhausted. However as this battle ranged on a strange green portal opened near by. A tall skinny man with white scraggly hair and a lab coat came out. Followed by a younger and not too bright looking young boy. "Welp, here we are Morty, the battle of the... of the fruits Morty. You said you wanted to see a food fight now your seeing a food fight." The tall man in the lab coat said as he burped in the middle of his sentence then took a sip of his flask. "Yeah this isn't what I was expecting." The young boy said with uninterested eyes. He then left back through the portal to go back to where he came from. "Yeah, I thought it was pretty underwhelming too." The tall scraggly man said before leaving through the portal to leave as the portal closed all that was left behind was a single beer can.

The near by goblins started to worship this beer can.

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((I'm gonna start making pointless posts that have nothing to do with anything in here unless I have permission to post them in the ic))

Meanwhile in a totally unrelated place in the world a magical and beautiful flying bird turned into a penguin that was also now flying. The people of the near by town saw this as more than a bizarre and started to worship said flying penguin as the god of all birds despite that fact that it is simply a bird that was never meant to fly in the first place. This flying penguin continued to cause a ruckus and a small religion started to spread throughout the town known as the religion of the non flying flying bird.

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I don't believe I am there... course I am very sure that there is a bird there that has nothing to do with anything and is merely part of the scenery