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Dannyrulx
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10 yrs ago
Obligitary 'what is love' reference. *Starts jamming along to the damn good song.*
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10 yrs ago
I think I've found the right humour level for this forum. Brutal stabbings = OK, drug references = not OK. Good to know.
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10 yrs ago
Hands up if you want a way to move PM's into different folders en masse.
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10 yrs ago
I have come to another conclusion: If someone survives the first lot of stabbings, stab them again because you really don't need a witness to your attempted murder.
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10 yrs ago
If someone survives the first lot of stabbing, stab them again because they're clearly a witch and need to be killed.
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Just a stranger in a strange land... Nah, not really. Born in SA, Moved to the UK. Warhammer 40K fanatic and devourer of sci-fi and fantasy fiction, loves 20th century history.
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10 yrs ago
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10 yrs ago
Forum: Advanced Roleplay
Angelika was furious. Rena was furious. Half of her squad was furious actually, which meant that the blackjack game they were playing was tinged with bitterness, autopistol ammunition slammed and scraped rather than jovially passed, the cards thrown roughly around, and the fact that litterally every member of the squad had ground about four lho-stick butts into the ground each.
Angelika knew Rena was particularly furious. The guardswoman wasn't an official sniper, and since the ISU was classified as a long-las rather than a lascannon or lasgun, it had been confiscated off her. The guardswomen dropped a handful of bullets into the pot in the centre, before saying out loud the true issue that had been bugging all of them. "I... can't even comprehend what fuckhead determined that our cash should be sent to Cadia. I haven't been home for eight fucking years and they expect me to be able to get my pay from there?"
Angelika was likewise angry, but felt some measure of responsibility to prevent a full-on mutiny among her squad. "Look, it's not that much of a big deal. We've all got relatives in Cadia who can transfer the cash over to our accounts; it just means that we get our cash a bit late. Not like we can spend it on this fucking useless world anyway. She tapped the ash from her 'stick onto the ground, watching as it came dangerously close to the primer of an autocannon round. "Y'know, I think that may be enough cards. None of us are paying any attention, so what's the point?"
The group murmured, then piled the cards into a pile. Rena groaned and slammed down her set, exclaiming 'just when I fucking get a straight..." but stopping when a few bottles of amasec came out. "It's just cheap shit, and don't drink too much. We've got a warp ride soon. There was a clinking of bottles, and the squad sat around, watching as chimeras rattled and bumped, the new banners fluttering above. "Here's to those fucking banners being more gold than red, yeah?"
She was scanning the crowd, and picked a face out. An abhuman face to be precise; and to be even more precise, it would be the medic who had made an ork skull into a football. (@NecroKnight) "Hey! Crazy cat lady! Get your arse over here right now and tell these guys about the skull!"
Angelika knew Rena was particularly furious. The guardswoman wasn't an official sniper, and since the ISU was classified as a long-las rather than a lascannon or lasgun, it had been confiscated off her. The guardswomen dropped a handful of bullets into the pot in the centre, before saying out loud the true issue that had been bugging all of them. "I... can't even comprehend what fuckhead determined that our cash should be sent to Cadia. I haven't been home for eight fucking years and they expect me to be able to get my pay from there?"
Angelika was likewise angry, but felt some measure of responsibility to prevent a full-on mutiny among her squad. "Look, it's not that much of a big deal. We've all got relatives in Cadia who can transfer the cash over to our accounts; it just means that we get our cash a bit late. Not like we can spend it on this fucking useless world anyway. She tapped the ash from her 'stick onto the ground, watching as it came dangerously close to the primer of an autocannon round. "Y'know, I think that may be enough cards. None of us are paying any attention, so what's the point?"
The group murmured, then piled the cards into a pile. Rena groaned and slammed down her set, exclaiming 'just when I fucking get a straight..." but stopping when a few bottles of amasec came out. "It's just cheap shit, and don't drink too much. We've got a warp ride soon. There was a clinking of bottles, and the squad sat around, watching as chimeras rattled and bumped, the new banners fluttering above. "Here's to those fucking banners being more gold than red, yeah?"
She was scanning the crowd, and picked a face out. An abhuman face to be precise; and to be even more precise, it would be the medic who had made an ork skull into a football. (@NecroKnight) "Hey! Crazy cat lady! Get your arse over here right now and tell these guys about the skull!"
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10 yrs ago
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She is noooot going to be happy. Most of the squad won't be actually. Last question, I promise, as a pyrotechnics officer, Angelika will keep her explosives, yes?
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It's just a fancy type of long-las basically.
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10 yrs ago
Forum: Advanced Roleplay
Question: I assume the twins will get a new autocannon as heavy weapon specialists, and the vox-caster guy will get a new vox as well, but what about Rena's ISU-pattern long-las? Would that also be taken?
@Andreyich Actually, I was thinking that two as an honourguard would be perfectly fine. A Bon'ead would be fine as well, but just letting you know.
Andrey, side note, are you going to make a character for my RP?
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10 yrs ago
Forum: Advanced Roleplay
So, I guess I'm stuck with a laspistol again until further notice. Ah well. I assume i've gotten a fresh Heavy Flamer?
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