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Current When you're playing tannenberg and melee attacks unironically make your guy say "сука blyat."
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3 days ago
when you're trying to edit an image and can't get another image to be overlayed just in the centre :((((
5 days ago
Skulls pop like eggs
6 days ago
In Middle East Homie, in Syria still gangbanging, not giving a fuck homie. It's Syria homie, we're in Syria homie.
7 days ago
*insert edgy quote*


Look at me and marvel at... I'll think of it, give me a moment.

Anyway, adding shit

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Russian (native speaker)
English and French as a second language
doing my best to learn other European languages
Ethnicity in order of most to least (that I can kind of verify): Baltic Prussian, German Prussian, Belarusian/Ukrainian (that meaning, Ruthenian), Polish, Russian, Greek, Bulgar, Finn.

Faithful Servant of the Lord YHWH and INRH, and the true Church of true Byzantine Rome.

Let me recite a Holy Hymn for you of the Crusading years of fire, fury, purity, the Holy City of Christ, and of the greatest story ever told:

Now my life has gained its meaning,
since these sinful eyes behold,
the sacred land with meadows greening,
whose renown is often told.
This was granted me from God:
to see the land, the holy sod,
which in human form He trod.
Splendid lands of wealth and power,
I’ve seen many, far and near,
yet of all are you the flower.
What a wonder happened here!
That a maid a child should bear,
Lord of all the angels fair,
was not this a wonder rare?
Here was He baptized, the Holy,
that all people might be pure.
Here He died, betrayed and lowly,
that our bonds should not endure.
Else our fate had been severe.
Hail, O cross, thorns and spear!
Heathens, woe! Your rage is clear.
Out of pity for us,
He suffered here the cruel parting.
Out of pity for us
He, the Almighty, allowed cursing.
For us to escape misery,
it is an immeasurable prodigy,
more than any other prodigy.
Then to hell the Son descended
from the grave in which He lay,
by the Father still attended,
and the Spirit whom none may give a name:
in one are three,
an arrowshaft in unity.
This did Abraham once see.
When He there defeated Satan,
ne’ er has kaiser battled so,
He returned, our ways to straighten.
Then the Jews had fear and woe:
watch and stone were both in vain,
He appeared in life again,
whom their hands had struck and slain.
Thereafter he walked this land,
for forty days: then He ascended,
from whence His Father had him on errand.
His Spirit, may He protect us from the wicked,
He at once sent back down.
Holy is this very town,
its name, is by God known.
To this land, so He has spoken,
shall a fearful judgment come.
Widows’ bonds shall then be broken
and the orphans’ foe be dumb,
and the poor no longer cower
under sad misuse of power.
Woe to sinners in that hour!
All the judgement of an earthly court,
will give no man respite from accusation,
for He will want at once to sort,
for the Last Day annunciation:
whoever leaves a single sin,
unatoned here, how bereft he will stand facing Him,
where he has neither surety nor kin.
Christians, heathen, Jews, contending,
claim it as a legacy.
May God judge with grace unending
through his blessed Trinity.
Strife is heard on every hand:
ours the only just demand,
He will have us rule the land.
Now do not ignore,
what I have recited.
My wish was to briefly explore,
the discourse and to you I have presented,
all the wonder that God has unfurled,
upon man in this world,
they began and ended here in this emerald.

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Ouraghos Ioannis Fabianou Sveinaldsson

"It was a brisk morn...." the words began, until they were quickly scratched out by an annoyed hand. John lay back and rubbed his eyes before trying to close them once more. It was nasty being in the ship's hold all this time. His long-ship sailing ancestors would most likely be spitting down on him but what could he do. It was cramped and there were rats, it smelled horribly and it took every shred of a man's attention to make sure nothing sullied your uniform. A man who came down and started banging the walls with a bell notified the Dragoon that they had arrived - naturally - just as he was hoping to get some sleep.

After a groan he got up before slinging his bag over his back. He disembarked from the ship and after a shaky few steps to adjust to the solid earth he kneeled and said a quick prayer. It didn't consist of words or anything, it was just just hope. A sort of meta-prayer for he knew not what to say. After that he briskly stood up and wiped a bit of sweat off of his brow. Already the heat was getting to him, but nevertheless he'd wear on his uniform.

The Lance-Corporal marched on to where he was to join his unit, gently but firmly pushing aside those that got in his way. He had heard on the boat that where he was being assigned it would be all fresh faced recruits. Most likely pompous little gits either running from something or thinking they'll get the pretty girls. Admittedly the former was a good reason and the latter was somewhat true, but it didn't make him feel any better. Still, duty was duty.

As John entered the building he smiled. Many men would be disappointed, because they'd be lead by someone younger than them. Then he frowned, realizing it was possible he'd be amongst those people. Worse yet, the person probably got there because of buying the rank. You need money to get money. Yet another thing to provide discomfort. Of course it was on top of the dawning realization the sun was already taking a toll on his pale skin and it was reddening by the moment.

Angry, sweating, flakes of skin falling from his nose, and all his gear clanging in a sack John prepared to meet whoever was running the theatre here.
@Not Fishing
In that case I'm probably the only one who's served before here, oh well :)
@Not Fishing
Seeing as we're at the same age group, do you think perhaps they they would have served in the Mamluk rebellion? How they got along is up for later to decide
well I'm hoping to have at least some existing relationships since they make stuff interesting :/
@Not Fishing
Ey lad, since you'd be at least not completely newbie do you want to work out some common history? Also we don't have a lieutenant as of now so I think you're free to take him.
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Your dudes age is listed as "2", you won't be bullying anyone, child.

well at least that helped me notice some other inconsistencies in my profile
can't wait to bully some newbs
@LeidenschaftSo since I probably wouldn't be in the safehouse, can I do some introductory stuff with just coming to a hotel and shit for now?
Ready and waiting cap
@ElgappaI'm wondering how to get started and how much of the environment can I control? Can I say I see a small pack of ratlings which I go to assimilate, or would I say that I spot one and you then DM the rest? Or should I just be very passive and say my initial actions i.e. I send off some rats to perhaps try and tame some animals and then you guide me along?
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