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    1. Darth Squidius 7 yrs ago

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Current This RP unit has a bad motivator.
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@Member 00492 I'll get something up soonish, yeah. Thinking maybe a take on Hobgoblin, if that fits (obviously, not if anything is planned with the clone-borg of Roderick Kingsley tied to Alchemax in the Beenox games or anything).
Can't turn down anything Marvel related. Going to have a think about what character I could bring to this if you'd have me.
Granted. From now on, they will always be at 25x speed, allowing you to watch as many as you want but get nothing from it.

I wish that David Hasselhoff was my dad. Or Kurt Russell. That'd be neat.
Granted. Everything past, present and future is gathered together for your perusal, atop a tray of silver. You are ill-equipped to comprehend any of it due to the sheer magnitude and there doesn't seem to be a clear order in the way it is arranged. Everyone, including all of your loved ones, are messed up somewhere in the mass of everything, sadly crushed under the physical weight. Infrastructure, gone. Society, over. At least you have a neat silver platter. However it's underneath all the other stuff so good luck pawning it off. Which you can't anyway because all of the pawn shops are trashed up under there somewhere too. Congratulations.

I wish for an end to famine.
Granted. You are now the master of your own sleep patterns. Able now to bypass your body's warning signs, you die of exhaustion after avoiding sleep for one too many days.

I wish for a world in which wish giving is punishable by death.
Granted! A professional air conditioner unit repair man appears in a poof of smoke. After a quick, transactional conversation he takes your conditioner off to his workshop. However, he isn't a particularly fast worker. It will be finished some time in the coming century.

I wish for a snickers.
Granted. You begin to fall into a deep sleep, your brain shutting down. The bouncing motion is gone. You awaken one thousand years in the future and everyone you have ever known is dead.

I wish for a genie lamp.
Hi Ho!
Going to have to agree entirely with Ink here.
Hurray. I'll get something up tonight.
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