Dblade26

Gotham City Tales (OOC and IC)

Hey, at least the other one isn't ignoring him! He's greeting him with bullets! The friendliest welcome an ex-crimelord vigilante raised by Batman could ask for! Also Damian may have started learning an important lesson today! He's extremely unhappy about it.

Gotham City Tales (OOC and IC)

YES! FINALLY! It probably wasn't the most tactful thought to have when hitmen burst in on his father's wedding and threatened people with assault rifles, but as fun as it was watching Drake feel even more uncomfortable than himself and insulting him consequence free to the amusement of Gotham's high society, if Damian had to act like an amusing ball of idiotic sunshine for the entire day he would have died. To say nothing of the horrific fallout that would have occurred had the old harpy next to Kate Kane or the woman herself dared to pinch his cheeks. Unfortunately before he could run off and change to join the fray as Robin or just jumped in undisguised and counted on the chaos to conceal himself Cassandra came sliding down the railing in full combat mode and started rattling off orders and descriptions of the attackers. At the end before charging into the crowd she seemed to single him out specifically with "No one dies." As if he needed reminding not to kill when it was something he'd been practicing every day. Glad to be free of the need to keep up his pointless 'normal child' disguise he muttered something about getting to a panic room just loud enough to throw off suspicion before preparing to bolt to the nearest hidden entrance to the cave and change into the only 'suit' he actually felt comfortable in. Maneuvering through the crowd was hardly a problem for someone of his size and training and Gordon and his alleged 'police force' would likely see to the evacuation and free the rest of them up to fight the assailants- Except that one of the hitmen was already holding his gun poised to fire directly into the crowd and a few of the city's wealthiest sheep hadn't had the sense to get out of the way. He probably should've just allowed them to be shot. They were doubtlessly societal parasites like the rest of Gotham's elite and they were no concern of his when there was a fight to be had. But... "-tt- Fine. No one dies." Gritting his teeth in frustration Damian quickly altered his path and leaped to tackle the innocent idiots down and out of the gunsel's line of fire, making sure to get as many people clear of the shooter's potential trajectory in the one act as he could before the hitman could open up on them. It might not get him found out, it might just look like a frightened child had gotten turned around in the crowd maybe tripped or panicked, and sent a bunch of socialites sprawling. Provided it didn't get him killed he didn't particularly care, though he could tell it had already earned him a few new bruises. If he didn't die right about then he would disentangle himself from the mess and slip unnoticed into the chaos to make his way down to the cave. Then he would change and beat these attackers to within an inch of their deaths for making him do this.

Gotham City Tales (OOC and IC)

Well, I lied, I couldn't resist Jason springing into action. It involved minor god modding of T1, and I apologize if I crossed a line by doing so and will gladly edit it out if requested. Nah, he'll just pick up his gear from one of his safe-houses. He has his own staches I'm sure. Besides, he graduated from domino masks to full blown face helmets years ago.

@Sloth

Well, Damian's probably gonna go with helping to evacuate people just so he can slip away and change probably. Also he resents your implication that your red bucket is better than his mask.

Now if only he could figure out how Batman showed up so damn fast...

@Sloth

I KNOW right? It's almost like he was ALREADY THERE or something!

Gotham City Tales (OOC and IC)

Well, if Jason needs a disguise and/or weapons, I'm almost sure that Bruce and/or Damian keeps random bat-gadgets and spare domino masks/outfits/stuff hidden around the manor and if Bruce is the one doing it Jason would probably already know where some of them are. Not that domino masks are actually very good disguises which has always confused me. On the note of it causing a LOT of questions for them to suddenly switch I was considering that too... although Bruce's adopted daughter just slid down a railing while calmly rattling off orders and assailant descriptions to the rest of the family and giving Damian instructions not to let anyone die, so I'm thinking Damian running off to a 'panic room', quick-changing and then having Robin show up from outside via secret tunnel or something a few minutes later might still have been less notable. Maybe we should just have them 'courageously' help with the evacuation while slipping off in the confusion then come back after most of the guests are gone? From Xtreme's stuff so far it seems more like Freeze just happened to choose Wayne Manor as bait because it was a huge publicized thing and Bruce Wayne is Gotham's favorite son so wrecking it all would cause despair/be obvious bait for Batman.

Gotham City Tales (OOC and IC)

Well yeah, technically it was designed by a child. I do miss the cape though. Also we totally need a Halloween episode or something where all of the Robins (and maybe Cass) dress up as Batman and fight crime. and all the while Damian's grumbling about how everyone else stole his costume idea and they're all probably like "HOW IS THAT EVEN A BATMAN COSTUME KID!? HOW!?" Also they ARE all gonna sneak off, change into their alter egos and try to put the hurt on the TANDEM robots/stop them from blowing up Wayne Manor, right?

Gotham City Tales (OOC and IC)

I guess Barb and the Commish can always just say that they're there anyways. Also I take it to mean that Bruce and Selina aren't getting married? Damian will secretly be INCREDIBLY PLEASED about this sudden killer robot attack interrupting the wedding.

Gotham City Tales (OOC and IC)

... Can't decide if it's good, bad or just amazingly coincidental that my answer was legitimately going to be that he'd probably act all "-tt- You idiots can find your own damn Robin" then go team up with Cass and/or Steph to, y'know, actually try to bring order to the city while everyone else fights over being Batman? Besides, he's clearly the best and most obvious choice for Batman and doesn't need to struggle with you other plebian Robins for the cowl when he can do the most Batman-y thing of all and save Gotham while the rest of you struggle like fools.

Gotham City Tales (OOC and IC)

hah! In seriousness though I feel like since THIS Jason didn't start off his relationship with Damian by shooting him and isn't actively enemies at the start they might actually wind up getting along pretty well. Or at least recognize that they're both violent Robins that don't fit in and like blades and explosions and struggle with a past full of Talia-manipulations and killing.

Gotham City Tales (OOC and IC)

*After like the ten thousandth time already* "But Father Todd never has to-" "Jason also never had to continue living and not get blown up! Do YOU want to get blown up? Do you!?" "... *potentially fake sniffling*" "Um...Damian, What I meant was..." "YOU'LL SEE! I'll GO GET KILLED TRAGICALLY AND THEN COME BACK TO LIFE TOO! THEN YOU WON'T EVEN BELIEVE HOW MANY RULES I DON'T FOLLOW!" *many, many many episodes later* "Hah! See! I died so hard I received superpowers!"

Gotham City Tales (OOC and IC)

Personally I like what you've done! Wonder if Jason'd be surprised when Damian's internal venomous glaring monologue actually went something more like "How is that FAIR!? Why do I have to wear one of these impractical things if Todd doesn't have to!? Why does Father let him do all the things I can't do?! I bet they let him use guns and knives and things too, nobody ever lets me shoot things OR stab things anymore! Would he let me borrow one of his guns? But there's no way I would ever stoop to actually asking him because that's ridiculous but maybe if I just stare at him REALLY HARD..."