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The Last Wizard (EnA Format)

Woops, I posted before the power numbers were posted.

The Last Wizard (EnA Format)

I rolled an 11! YAY!

The Last Wizard (EnA Format)

Sylvester grabs the men and take them away before the monsters attack. As they run away, he looks inside his bag for components and takes a few explosive ingredients out. Combining them inside a metal container, he shakes for good measure, hops back and... Well, obviously he's gonna throw, but suspension is import-THROWS! The explosion completely obliterates the monsters with a resounding 'Kaboom'.

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lolsorasgay

@Gwazi Magnum

Projecting >.>

@Derpestein

Not sure if clueless or...

@Hank

I'm aware of the 'lolsorasgay' meme, so, I guess I'm the dots. He'sstillprojectingtho

@Derpestein

So what, him saying the meme means he's secretly gay?

@Doivid

Yes. And since I said it too, then I'm secretly gay apparently. But if I said that, am I secretly gay? Urmindisasplode.

Google Picture War

I assume that's some kind of condom, so, I can't post anything inappropriate so take raw meat as you will.

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lolsorasgay

@Gwazi Magnum

Projecting >.>

@Derpestein

Not sure if clueless or...

@Hank

I'm aware of the 'lolsorasgay' meme, so, I guess I'm the dots. He'sstillprojectingtho

Anyone her play RIFT?

I'll check it out.

The Last Wizard (EnA Format)

CHARACTER NAME: Sylvester Champogne Gender: Male Age: 23 Character skills: KABOOM! Able to create explosives like grenades and use them. Fatal flaw: He needs resources like gun powder to create said explosives.

ROLLS!

2. K-Kaboom? The resources make a chemical reaction, exploding and dealing damage. 3. Et tu, chemicals? Explodes, dealing less damage than a 2. 4. Couldn't build the explosive. I expected better of you, Sylvy. 5. Almost managed to make and throw it, but it doesn't explode when it reaches the enemy. 6. KABOOM! Some damage to the enemy. 7. KABOOM! MOAR DAMAGE! 8. KABOOM! Even more damage. 9. KABOOM! Well, this thing is dead now... 10. KABOOM! All remains are gone. 11. KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! HOLY CRAP, IF SOMETHING DOESN'T DIE BECAUSE OF THAT, SYL HAS BIT OFF MORE THAN HE CAN CHEW BECAUSE THAT THING IS INVINCIBLE. 12. KAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! An explosion to kill Gods. (Plus the resources are in tact, yay.)

Biography: The Guild of Exploding Items is a guild of scientists specializing in one thing: Things going kaboom. They work to help with household accidents (that result in something going kaboom), supply soldiers with things that go kaboom (...They go kaboom) and make explosives for soldiers. (that, you guessed it, make things go kaboom.) Sylvester is a veteran of such affairs to the dismay of his family who just don't understand his fascination with things going kaboom. Have I mentioned kaboom yet?

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lolsorasgay

@Gwazi Magnum

Projecting >.>

Challenge

around 30 seconds. Then I rolled my eyes.