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“You’re not allowed to criticize me! Only people who make quality content on par to my level can criticize me-eeeep!” Gudako’s attempt to back talk ICEY was interrupted by a sudden mini-nuke going off just above her head. Were she not knowing it was none other than Roche who had caused the explosion, she might have yelled at them for cutting off her words- “Damnit Roach, you cut off my raring speech to the newbie!” Or not. In any case, it would at least give the opening Team Logan Paul was hoping for, a snarky grin curling on their leader’s lips.
“You’re all screwed now, ahahaahah!” Gudako said, springing from her position like a baited rabbit, firing at the scattered team with bursts of hot lead. If Roche’s cue to attack as one hadn’t yet reached the other teammates, then Gudako’s spree of reviled oblivion would be the calling card to their reign of destruction. And just like that, the enemy team of try hards were flocking like headless chickens, Gudako’s laughter only increasing in velocity. “That’s right you better run! I’ve got thirty thousand subs each with a signature from me baby, ahahahaha!”
Bang, bang, bang went the flaming muzzles of her pistols, Gudako now standing atop the rubble that had once served as her cover. With a spree of exhilaration running in her veins, she completely missed the warning ICEY gave her about the elusive fourth enemy player. She did, however, hear and feel the deep rumble and clank that came with their gear. When the heavy-fire of the minigun screeched into the air, Gudako was already gone from its targeting spot.
Well, gone may have been an overestimate because she was still there. Just above the stream of hailing bullets; spinning horizontally in midair before Gudako’s body twirled off to the side as she landed on solid ground with her feet. “Hey, hey, you can’t do that! Don’t you know that I don’t like having my streams interrupted? Do you even know who you’re talking to, metal brain, hey, hey!” It took a special kind of programming to make the pixels on Gudako’s face form into the sneer she was giving, already leaping high in the sky.
A lighter Avatar and less heavy-duty weaponry meant jumping above this brawned boser would not be a problem. Spinning in the air until she was positioned headfirst right above the enemy player, Gudako twirled both pistols and began pulling their triggers at unholy speeds. All the while, her Avatar spun in place as she descended, intent to spread the noise of her laughter to all corners of the area. “Ahahahahah, this is amazing! You’re gonna be killed on my livestream!” she said. Really, who was the player they should be fearing again…
Imma post tomorrow.
“Wahoo! Yoweee!” Gudako’s manic screeches of battle-or whatever the hell they were-would not be impaired or stopped. Not by the blistering sound of gunfire nor the shouts of her own teammates. What was that? Was that the sound of someone criticizing her? By now Gudako had mastered the delicate art of ignoring people when it didn’t matter and such was the case for Lemon Soda’s complaints and Roche’s calls. It was probably for the best. Answering either of them would have just made her give an insane order for the sake of their latest video.
That said, she couldn’t ignore her teammate for long. Or pretend she had no ears. Not when Lemon Soda had actually caught up to her, stride for stride. “I don’t know what you just said but go and make me proud!” she called out to the other player, watching him speed on ahead of her. In her mind, it was all just justification for cooler footage to put in her kill montage. Because clearly, everyone else was just a stepping stone for the real star, yeah!
Unfortunately, it was only a matter of time before Roche’s warning words had become full reality. The ping of bullets grazing metal was a bit too close to home, Gudako skidding to a dead halt that kicked up dust and dirt from how fast she was running. It served as a hefty enough shield because Team Logan Paul was soon coming under heavy fire. “Eeep!” said Gudako in a not so brave fashion, ducking for whatever cover she could find, a jutted out slab of earth.
Lemon Soda would be closer to the enemy thanks to his distance but there was little concern there; he could handle himself. The same couldn’t be said for the rest of his teammates, who were now pinned down by the heavy gunfire. “Holy shit, these guys are serious! They must be other streamers trying to make a quick buck with my winnings!” Gudako immediately furrowed her gaze and peeked out from her hiding spot.
Quick on the trigger her favorite pistols had been equipped and were beginning to return bullets in a deadlock of guns. “Hey newbie, quit hiding and help me out here!” she called out to ICEY, despite her Avatar not moving an inch from her spot. “And Roach, I better see you rolling the cameras! The people love a good BBQ and I want every last single spark recorded in quality HD!” she proclaimed, shooting with reckless abandon.
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