Disdain

Myriad Reality

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*Burst through the back of the car*
Maddie! I just saw a vampire and it was so! Cool!

@Meta

Cool? You don't know cool unless you saw the werewolf that I just played with! It's a puppy now, and it's even cuter than it was cool! Look!

Myriad Reality

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*Once wet, the fur droops down, revealing a small puppy underneath it*

@Meta

Aw! Have you seen Surprise, little puppy?

Myriad Reality

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*The werewolf bites off your head*

@Meta

*The werewolf encounters squishy resistance and a squeak sounds from my neck like a plush toy* What bad teeth you have! Do you ever brush them? *Is outside of the werewolf* Bad dog! *Taps it with a newspaper that also makes a squeak*

Myriad Reality

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*The train exits the tunnel and standing in my place is an eight foot tall werewolf*

@Meta

*Squees* Ooh, you're adorable! Where did you get that costume?

Myriad Reality

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@Meta

I was literally just hugging you in mock-fear a few seconds ago!

Myriad Reality

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@Meta

Surprise?

Myriad Reality

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*The train continues to move through the tunnel, despite the tunnel being short*

@Meta

Spatial distortion without warning? Double no-no! Another X-mark, Surprise!

Myriad Reality

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*Metal scratching echoes throughout the tunnel*

@Meta

That is definitely not safe! And what happened to quiet sleeping? Two marks off!

Myriad Reality

<Snipped quote by Efficacy>

Not a thing!
*The train heads for a tunnel*

@Meta

It looks to be just the right height for the tunnel! Is there a light switch on this thing? *The train blacks out*

Myriad Reality

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It's moving, so the wheels must be oiled!

@Meta

I don't hear any squealing, so they're oiled well!