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Current Running a fantasy RP(roleplayerguild.com/topics/7..), looking for more things to do.

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"That is understandable, my friend," replied the wizard as he too found a place to sit inside the chapel. His guardian set down the immobile mage next to Keystone with a loud *clunk*, suggesting the elf was much heavier than he appeared. An observant onlooker would have noticed that tiny fragments of the elf's robes broke off, as if they were frozen or made of stone. Without as much as a grunt, the figure moved to the remaining alcove, planted the sword into the ground between its legs and closed what was left of its eyes, resting its palms on the pommel. The inscription on the sword faded a moment after, giving the blade a cold appearance.

The human mage looked around the room, inspecting the two fighters yet again.

"Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Erepar Havran, a wizard of no small power around these parts. I spend my days forging and enchanting weapons and other items, along with examination of existing artifacts. It's a hard and costly job, but I manage to just get by," he began, wiping sweat from his forehead that wasn't there a moment ago. "I didn't know who Reverin was until a few months ago, when I was tasked with examining the blade you see my thin friend holding. It's considerable power made him the way he is today, as it drains life just as much as it gives one power. A marvelous piece of magic and craftsmanship, but also a very dangerous weapon. His, erm, current clothing situation is a side effect, as any robes I manage to put on, dissolve the next day due to some strange...acid, was it?...oozing from his skin."

The wizard coughed a few times, now seeming much older and more exhausted than he was outside.

"The situation with him started when word got out that I was holding an item of such power. Whether due to greed, or on orders of someone else, Reverin has been hiring, coercing, forcing and otherwise trying to get a hold of the blade. Fortunately, he has not been successful, in large part due to your bravery today. I'm afraid that is as simple as it gets. Now that you've given me the chance, he will no longer be a problem to me or anyone else in this town. I think it's for the best, really.
As such, I must ask that you do not touch or try to steal the blade. Not only would it cost me and my friend our lives, its owner will find you and inflict much worse fates than death onto anyone who touches it. I'm sure you understand. You're also free to leave at any time, though I must insist that you do not mention to anyone what has happened here tonight, or anything I have told you, for the sake of your own lives."

Erepar gazed around the room with a glassy countenance, as if inviting further questions from either fighter.
@ElitestpotatoYour racial benefits are only positives, so I would be inclined to use the default anti-demon measures in the game. Are you okay with that or do you wish to add 1/2 negatives to the list? For example, an Elf has +2 to DEX, but -2 to STR.

Natural Born Leader: I'm not sure how much the other players will appreciate the potential loss of control(permanent Suggestion effect), so how about changing this to give some passive bonuses, instead?

I'd like some statistics on the swords.

As for your more direct damage abilities(Abysmal blades, Quick and Swift, for example), could you specify what they will do(such as the blade doing say, +2 fire/acid/cold damage or similar effects)? I can integrate quick and Swift into the game as a passive ability, so that one doesn't require changing per se. It'd be nice to have a clear description of what would change.
@LHG100Not the one I found funny.
@LHG100I found some of your combinations quite funny. But yes, that's coming out of my ass, plus some old rhymes I heard. Teaching's easy, find what you want to say, and see how to rhyme that.
@LHG100

You praise me in one verse, trash me with the next line, but I gotta say man, you raps sometimes sound mighty fine. Too bad I don't compete with your kind, I crush, I destroy, I kill, you mind?

I'm 600 pounds of rappin god, a rolling bal of phat and a rapping overlord. My rhymes aren't immune, they're heavy infantry, crushing your sticks and stones in every country! Your rhymes are flat and stale, so raw they're trying to eat me. I'm rising, unsurprising, denying you every turn as you're crying. Prayin to the lord to help ya, as your raps have left ya, betrayed ya, like Benedict Arnold did to the USA. You're mashing words together like a child, so wild, no control, no sense or force behind, my raps are finely crafted, highly honed, and so well done they'd give Ramsay a boner!

Sense make you do none, like a headless chicken trying to run a fortune 500 company: it's not done. So crawl away now, while you still have time, and find someone competent, to teach you how to rhyme.

I wasn't done :P

I'm also just freestyling here, just writing what comes up, so it's not exactly quality.
@LHG100You think you sound good, your raps ain't shit. I get better verses with a roofie hit. You got some gay ass alien as your profile pic, might as well admit you cry to chick flicks. You talk trash to me, you ain't got the cash to be, you have the chance now to flee.

Your verses are phat in no good way, like your momma, out cold and barely okay. My lines are fresh, they're bleeding edge, razor sharp verses of the primordial age. That's how I roll, that's how I win, not by stringing some random words till I get a random grin. This be RPG, not Scientology, your lines as toxic as an effigy. So stop pretending your raps are worth a damn, better step out now and vanish, Alakazam!
@ClocktowerEchosLook at me...this is my thread now.
'Lets do this' you say

Your raps are as extinct as the dodo today

You think you can fite me

You can't even touch me

So stop, go home, let me enjoy my big day.
@ElitestpotatoYou're free to either PM or post one here.
I want a double dose of rhyme, no cheese on the dime

Double dip them words, make it more fun

Someone start right now, we've got an order for two

Rap like you're immortal, hunted by dragons

Rap like you're a traveler, a time lord like Who

Now start freakin rappin, before I do too

Rest of ya sit down and grab the flagons.
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