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Millenium Tower- Youma Suite


Life was good for the Youma Family. Clients were paying up on time, the criminal elements infesting Tokyo weren't raising a fuss in Youma territory, and Youma Saejima was pleased with his new favorite game show.

At the present, Youma Kenji was in the illustrious Youma Suite, a massive room set aside for the Youma Family's use: family meetings, relaxation, offering shelter to wanted criminals, and holding dinners for other families. The room closest to the suite's entrance was occupied by a well-built lounge, with a fully-stocked bar and a karaoke stage with fifty songs taken from across the world. Everyone in the family loved hearing their brothers' horrid singing voice, and karaoke contests were among the Youmas' favorite pastimes.

"Bah'n bah babee is ben sweelove yeah yeah," Kenji sang drunkenly, sweat pouring down his brow. He had nothing but his pants and his suit jacket on at the moment, and gripped the microphone with white-knuckled tightness.

"Dough this feelin' I change, Plea--" Kenji nervously slicked his hair back as he waited for the song to catch up.
"Pease dontake it so bably, Cuz Lawd knows Imto--I'm to blame!"

Grinning madly, Kenji warbled his way through the rest of Freebird, to the loud applause of his fellow family members. He made a spirited effort to mimic the guitar solo with his mouth, pausing only to wipe off the microphone midway through the extended pinch harmonics section. As the song faded out, Kenji looked at his score with no small amount trepidation.

A B?! Kenji awkwardly fumbled the microphone back onto its stand, and stormed unsteadily off the stage. With a weary smile, he called out to the next prospective singer, "Gotter warmed'up for you! C'mon up!"
Is it really godmodding if it's grabbing someone by the arm and moving them a couple feet without time-stopping?
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It was rather bland, pitifully stereotyped the female sex and didnt even have a punchline nor any joke in of itself. It not only wasn't funny, but rather insulting... So no. I will not.


The punchline was the fact that Alex, who was girlishly kinda-but-not-really worried about their weight, is actually a 20-something male.

"Here I had to go have seconds... and thirds... and fourths... Gosh, at this rate i'm going to get fat... And that wouldn't do well for me at all, no sir!" is a very feminine sentence. It's just not very masculine. Speaking as someone who has consulted a female friend on the gender of this sentence, it's practically covered in flowers and polka-dots.

No shame about it-- lots of men act like this-- it's just that most of them do it because they're acting like high school girls. It's a lovely little jokey sentence taken straight from a high school slice-of-life anime about cute girls doing cute things. If you were going for that angle, I'd say it's a joke very well done!
Name: Youma Kenji


Age: 24

Gender: Male

Alignment: Neutral

Powers: Kenji's powers are based almost entirely around his capacity to surprise people.

Peripheral Translocation: To this end, he is capable of teleporting at will. Kenji's most favored teleportation destination is just outside of his target's peripheral vision, at which point Kenji either deliberately catches their attention or sucker-punches them.

"Urameshiya!": Likewise, Kenji is capable of eliciting panic and surprise from anything. It may last for just a second, but with a single phrase, Kenji can force an acute stress response in his targets. Those who hear it are immediately hit with a sudden wave of dread, disgust, and surprise, and are forced to react fearfully. There is no defense against this, and it affects everyone equally, regardless of their brain chemistry.

Weapons: Kenji is equipped with nothing but a fancy suit, a knife about six inches long, and whatever his superiors see fit to equip him with. Despite this, Kenji is exceptionally skilled at using his knife, and draws great enjoyment from showing off with it.

Personality: Kenji is confident and capricious. When off the job, he is very easygoing and is happy to let a slight against him slide. When on the job, he develops a strong sense of duty, and vehemently refuses to muck about. However, if he is forced into combat with someone, he will do everything in his power to annoy and infuriate his opponent. Kenji has an unbreakable bond with the Youma family, and reacts violently to any perceived insult against them. When working with a fellow Youma, Kenji is respectable and deferential.

History: The Youma family has existed for decades, and controls a significant portion of Tokyo. The Youma family is one of many families that make up the infamous Yakuza, and particularly specialize in ensuring the civilians under Yakuza remain cooperative and healthy. If a shopkeeper is unwilling to pay up, an enforcer from the Youma is sent in. The Youma are recognized for their fixation on family values and spiritualism, and name each of their members after figures and spirits from local mythology.

Kenji was an only child born in the south side of Osaka, just outside of the port area. His father worked at the Osaka Aquarium, and his mother was a data analyst. Though he was treated well by his parents, their relative absence from his life generally meant that he grew up and developed through his peers at school. For the most part, Kenji was a well-developed child.

When he turned 18, Kenji moved from his parents' home to Tokyo, in the hopes of making a living without his parents' intervention. Shortly he got settled into a cheap apartment, he found himself working as a cook in a ramen shop. Luckily for Kenji, the shop was a popular hangout for local Yakuza toughs, and Kenji managed to make a decent impression with them.

After treating a minor Yakuza boss's men to an exceptional meal, they offered him a chance to pledge himself to the Yakuza. Kenji, seeing nowhere to go in his job at the ramen shop, gladly accepted.

After several months of grueling hazing, training, and gruntwork, Kenji was finally accepted into the Yakuza proper. Since new Yakuza members are added to whatever family introduced them to the process and it was the Youma family who had done so, Kenji was inducted into the Youma family with much ceremony.

Kenji's mythological creature of choice was the Hitotsume kozō, the one-eyed priest boy. When he made his choice, the Youma family enacted a strange ritual to give him powers beyond any mere man. With little trepidation, Kenji gouged out one of his own eyes and sealed the wound with a series of malevolent salves. As the salves sizzled violently in the ruins of his eye socket, Kenji fell into a coma for twenty days. On the twentieth day, he made a full recovery and was personally welcomed into the Youmas by the family's patriarch. Youmas, the patriarch had said, undergo this ritual to prove their trust in the family. The reward for your bravery is a place amongst the Yakuza and the blessings of the gods themselves. Since Kenji had picked the Hitotsume kozō as his spirit of choice, the ritual had given him powers similar to a Hitotsume kozō.

Since then, Kenji found satisfaction in being a Yakuza enforcer. He happily does whatever his elders demand, regardless of their moral implications. Kenji does this regardless of whether it's helping the community build itself up, crushing thugs and villains under his heel for the sake of the community's safety, brutalizing innocent people who refuse to pay their dues, or terrorizing people who don't know not to screw with the Yakuza. Kenji likes his job, and puts all of his effort into it.

Weakness: Kenji is, for all intents and purposes, an average human. Though he is not overconfident, he holds non-Yakuza in contempt and reacts poorly to insults to his family. In addition, Kenji is unable and unwilling to go against the will of his superiors. If they want him to lay down his life for the Yakuza, Kenji will do so.

Hey, thanks! So, I can just start posting whenever?
Hey, I'm interested in this game. I'm always a stickler for superhero stuff!

So, do we post our CS here and put it in the Characters section when it's approved?

We always have room! Go ahead and make a CS!
I suppose I could do that, sure.
I'd probably give @Jerkchicken's criticisms a good look-over, so you can improve your system. As it stands, there are some things that the system looks like it needs.
It's a damn interest check, not a finalized draft. Go shove your keyboard up your a$$ because you just wasted your time typing that. This has worked just fine in other sites. I don't know who you think you are, but if I want to RP like this then I will. Back off you waste of space.


You had my interest up to the point where you bit the head off a guy for pointing out a few flaws. A GM with such an angry disposition can only spell terror.

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