Avatar of El Taco Taco
  • Last Seen: 27 days ago
  • Old Guild Username: El Taco Taco
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
  • Posts: 1221 (0.27 / day)
  • VMs: 2
  • Username history
    1. El Taco Taco 12 yrs ago
  • Latest 10 profile visitors:

Status

Recent Statuses

8 yrs ago
Current 'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.'
7 likes
8 yrs ago
'There is no word in the English language for the feeling someone gets when they suddenly realize they're standing next to an unholy monster impersonating a human. Monstralization, maybe?'
2 likes
8 yrs ago
'If Zoey Ashe had known she was being stalked by a man who intended to kill her and then slowly eat her bones, she would've worried more about that and less about getting her cat off the roof.'
1 like
9 yrs ago
"And watch out for Molly. See if she does anything unusual. There’s something I don’t trust about the way she exploded and then came back from the dead like that."
7 likes
9 yrs ago
"We're talking about a tentacled flying lamp fucker, Dave. What are you prepared to call unlikely?"
2 likes

Bio


"OK, I've just about had my FILL of riddle-asking, quest-assigning, insult-throwing, pun-hurling, hostage-taking, iron-mongering, smart-arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!" - CHARNAME, Baldur's Gate


Most Recent Posts

So many posts!
Yeah, we've had a bad bug around campus. She is hella preggers too, so that can't help much. I actually wish I could switch to structures/tectonics/geomorphology but oh well! Too close to graduating to change my major. But it's a cool seminar. I'm giving a talk next week about the invasion of plants onto the land during the Ordovician. :) It can be tough! I know out here in the pac norwest our libraries have loads of resources and museums are free first thursday of the month and such. Maybe look there?
Yeah, it was a total bummer. Our professor was just hella sick and the TA is out in the field right now, so there was nothing that could be done. But yes, tomorrow will be good. I get to go to my paleobiology seminar *_* Ah! Yes! I work at the Burke Museum on the Foram Project! I'm an undergrad researcher for the project. c:
Haha, oh no! UGHHHH. I basically did my 2.5 hour commute for no reason >.< Class was cancelled 20 minutes before it began and then, to make matters better, both of my bosses weren't at the museum, so there was no point going to work. BLAH.
Oh man, wine binges always have the worst hangovers though, haha! P: Have fun!
Ooh, we should probably make a list of the students and their house/year and shit soon.
Blights and Books
Maya the Siren
And They Were Hurricanes
Or, Sirens and Mechromancers and Explosions Oh My
Maya is played by El Taco Taco Gaige & D374-TP are played by DontCallMeZelda
Haha, rather poorly I'm afraid! *_* If you find like, a reference face, I could give Jeron a shot? -shrug!-
WOOSH! I even got a CS up for you. I'll, eventually, either digitally ink/colour that sketch or go and take a proper scan/photo of it... but I'm lazy right meow.
© 2007-2026
BBCode Cheatsheet