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8 yrs ago
Current 'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.'
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8 yrs ago
'There is no word in the English language for the feeling someone gets when they suddenly realize they're standing next to an unholy monster impersonating a human. Monstralization, maybe?'
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8 yrs ago
'If Zoey Ashe had known she was being stalked by a man who intended to kill her and then slowly eat her bones, she would've worried more about that and less about getting her cat off the roof.'
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9 yrs ago
"And watch out for Molly. See if she does anything unusual. There’s something I don’t trust about the way she exploded and then came back from the dead like that."
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9 yrs ago
"We're talking about a tentacled flying lamp fucker, Dave. What are you prepared to call unlikely?"
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"OK, I've just about had my FILL of riddle-asking, quest-assigning, insult-throwing, pun-hurling, hostage-taking, iron-mongering, smart-arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!" - CHARNAME, Baldur's Gate


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Humans. What a pain. Kalana would never understand why they had managed such dominance of Faerûn. There was nothing… exceptional about them. And they were so very fond of their pitchforks and torches when they weren’t clapped in irons. What a nuisance. It was moments like these where Kalana yearned for Calimshan. A pity she couldn’t return.

The half-orc declared itself a Paladin, which was… potentially problematic. She’d had enough run ins with fanatics as to be wary. It seemed that Tymora had smiled on Kalana—she’d met her fair share of half-breeds and outsiders in her journeys, and they tended to be less prone to fits of witch hunts.

Kalana took a moment to observe, staff shifted smoothly in clawed hands. The massive half-orc (whose name she had already forgotten) spat orders. The air shifted, suddenly, an electric taste in the air—and for a brief moment, she felt the familiar cold of the disruption of magic. It was thoroughly unpleasant.

Several of the undead were turned, shambling away, leaving the real fight. The elemental aimed for the orc, moving with impressive speed. Burning eyes focused on the skeletons charging towards her, mangled upper lip curving into a smile that could only be described as wicked. One foot shifted back, a hand snapping through a simple dance. A familiar burn of magic screamed through her blood. She slammed the butt of her staff into the ground, calling deeper for an extra surge of power, as five arcane orbs of energy screamed from her extended hand. Three of the empowered missiles found home in her charging skeletons, the remaining two arcing through the air to catch the elemental in its chest. Kalana was feeling generous.

Without hesitation, she sank into the lull of the Art, abyssal arcane words and the complex curve of hands and staff through the air filling her with euphoria unlike anything else. The world became the battlefield she had been made for, colours sharpening into brilliant focus as she began to form the molten balls of rock in her minds eye.
Figured I'd poop out a quick profile now that I finally finished my super rough ugh I hate looking at it portrait of Zayra. I've been sitting on it for nearly a month, blah!

Senior Enchanter Zayra Melthene



Born 9:11 on the 1st of Bloomingtide, Zayra is among the younger of the Senior Enchanters of the Ostwick Circle of Magi at merely 29. Born in the local Alienage, she joined her family in servitude to the local Teyrn as a scullery maid at age six. The Melthene family was held in high esteem in the elven community, in no small part due to her grandfather’s role as Hahren. It was his influence that lead Zayra to join the Circle peacefully (rather than face rather more severe consequences) after a mishap with her magic and a minor noble. Nearly ten years old and illiterate, none were more surprised than she when First Enchanter Dmitry Talonhand took her as an Apprentice.

Zayra quickly proved to be a talented student, blessed with voracious curiosity and a drive for excellence in equal measure. She learned to read in but a month, and found herself drawn to primal magic. Sarcastic and guarded, it took her many months to warm to her fellow apprentices. Zayra first found comfort in Mother Rosalie, the leader of their Circle’s Chantry. In time, the elderly woman gently pushed the young elf to build a family among her fellow mages.

Her Harrowing was among the shortest witnessed at the Ostwick Circle in over two decades—Zayra met with, and defeated, a demon of rage in under an hour during her time in the Fade. As a fully qualified mage, she quickly established herself by publishing a treatise on gravitic rings (including a controversial theory that the spell had its magical origins rooted in demons of sloth and envy from the days of Tevinter rule of Thedas). Despite her curt manner, Zayra became popular in the Aequitarian Fraternity. Zayra published several essays on the moderate approach to Circle reform that were well-received in the College of Enchanters.

Zayra found mentorship to be both a challenge and the best experience of her young life. Her first apprentice, a vibrant young human lad named Declan, tested her patience at every turn. In time, the two grew close, with Zayra viewing the boy as a son. His Harrowing very nearly ended in Tranquility, but he emerged triumphant in the end. In contrast, Zayra's time with the young Joslyn went smoothly. After her Harrowing, she began to collaborate with Zayra on a paper examining Avvar influence on the development of primal magic. Her latest apprentice Atlen, an elven lad of nine, has proven so far to be clever, but deeply suspicious of the Circle. Shortly after taking Atlen as a student, Zayra was promoted to Senior Enchanter. Although merely 26 at the time, the promotion was seen favorably among her peers.

Zayra’s faith in Andraste has been central to her life since she first came to the Circle. Although Mother Rosalie disapproved, Zayra stumbled across the dissonant verses of Shartan during her historical studies. She found them deeply comforting and proof that elves were meant to have a more active role in the Chantry. Despite these heretical views, she has maintained a friendly relationship with the Chantry women and the Templars assigned to the Ostwick Circle.

The Kirkwall Rebellion deeply troubled Zayra. It further cemented her belief in the need for careful reform in both the Templar Order and the Circle. She recognized that the Ostwick Circle was blessed in its culture of rationality and commitment to rooting out abuse. However, despite Zayra’s impassioned essay on the need for reform, she condemned the destruction of Kirkwall’s Chantry. When the First Enchanter proposed rebellion against the Chantry, Zayra voted vehemently against the measure. The recent blood mage uprising in the Ostwick Circle has deeply shaken her faith in Templars and mages alike.
Thanks for being so patient, I'm trying to finish up a post now before I pass out, haha! *_* Things are crazy here-- I'm graduating in just under a month, just finished my 2nd of 4 big ass final projects with HURRR FAMILY MADNESS going on in the background. Once these projects are done, I'll be posting far more frequently!

I spent a lot of my childhood living in the desert, so I totally understand that. Spring in Seattle is very up and down, but it don't have shit on the heavens just opening out of the blue on a summer day. I kind of miss that!
Sorry everyone! Family crisis happened, things were mental. I should have a post up in the morning.
In Please Stay 11 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
My love, as soon as I finish this final paper, I will write you a post. <3
Up and down. Spring in Seattle likes to have 4 days of 70F+ weather with nice breezes and then a week of grey and drizzly and cold sadness. Bleh! How're things in your neck of the woods?

Also, I haven't forgotten about you! I have a post fleshed out in my head, I've just had a lot of projects for school crop up. I'm trying to get you a post by this weekend.
Ah, woosh! Managed to poop summat out quick. P: Even tho Kalana is not a fan of most people, I figured even she wouldn't be so callous as to throw fireballs until everything gets sorted out a little bit.
In the span of but a few breaths, everything had gone to the hells. One moment, she’d been speaking with the slip of a wizard, considering his challenge mildly. He’d summoned an earth elemental, lumbering and rough around the edges, but familiar enough territory for Kalana. Growing up in a city ruled by genasi, elementals were a copper a dozen. It would be a simple matter to burn through its defences and prove her merit. Nostrils flaring as she pushed off her staff, her blood seemed to scream through her veins, ready to answer the call and burn. Sparks flared between her fingertips as she began their instinctive dance.

And then the pleasant civility of her morning came to a screeching halt with an accusation and a truly massive body being launched off a comically undersized steed. Her hand clenched around the white-hot spark, suffocating her own spell before she inadvertently flambéd the small mountain of a man.

Kalana’s scarred lip curled. She couldn’t exactly figure out what had happened, but instinct warned her that none of this could be good. Tutting impatiently, she turned her gaze on the first interruption. Brow arched, she considered it with disdain. A peasant, it seemed, with more zeal than sense. Her golden head-dress tinkled delicately as she cocked her head to one side. It was armed—instinct urged her to take a step back. But there was both the earth elemental and the second interruption in that direction.

Instead, she scoffed.

“Didn’t your master ever teach you not to interrupt your betters?” Every throaty word dripped with condescension, as if she were reprimanding a small child. With a huff, she drew her intricate robes tighter around her shoulders against the crisp morning air. Blistering eyes turned on the second disturbance—although she was careful not to turn her back on the peasant—“And you—just, what are you doing?”
Ah! Sorry, got my ass kicked by school and other such silliness. Reading posts right meow.
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