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8 yrs ago
Current 'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.'
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8 yrs ago
'There is no word in the English language for the feeling someone gets when they suddenly realize they're standing next to an unholy monster impersonating a human. Monstralization, maybe?'
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8 yrs ago
'If Zoey Ashe had known she was being stalked by a man who intended to kill her and then slowly eat her bones, she would've worried more about that and less about getting her cat off the roof.'
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9 yrs ago
"And watch out for Molly. See if she does anything unusual. There’s something I don’t trust about the way she exploded and then came back from the dead like that."
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9 yrs ago
"We're talking about a tentacled flying lamp fucker, Dave. What are you prepared to call unlikely?"
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"OK, I've just about had my FILL of riddle-asking, quest-assigning, insult-throwing, pun-hurling, hostage-taking, iron-mongering, smart-arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!" - CHARNAME, Baldur's Gate


Most Recent Posts

In Please Stay 11 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
Oooh, yay! How is wedding planning going, anyways? :D

Oh man, it was great! My folks drove up and we had a great time. Enjoying my break now though. <3 Ahhhh, SLEEEP!
Yay, parties! *_* I love parties, I'm just completely worn out.

It was lovely! My dad and stepmom drove up from Utah and spent the weekend with us and it was amazing. They bought me a beautiful piece of pottery-- the glaze has drops of zinc in it, and it's ksdjjlkjdfsdsjksd SO GORG. I'll take a photo when I remember to!

Oooh, fun! I will have to investigate your Twitch c:
Sadie wasn’t sure why she felt so defensive over Herbology. It was just… Well, perhaps she did know. Plants—crops and herbs and flowers alike—had been a huge part of her life. The Ethans raised cows, but they put their own vegetables on their table. And on some other tables, too. She’d always wanted to be more than a farmer, but something about George’s dismissal irritated her. It was too mundane, she supposed, which was ridiculous. Professors Sprout and Longbottom had told them about plants that could cure curses and diseases, that could kill with a scream, that gave power to their cleaning potions and truth telling serums alike. How could anyone see that and not be fascinated?

Maybe that was the thing about growing up with magic. Maybe it only seemed simple because they were used to seeing even more fantastic things. It was a sad thought.

“I like gardens,” Sadie insisted, a little sulky. She wished she had the words to explain herself. Useful felt like such a dirty word, as if the only things that mattered were big and flashy and wondrous. Mundane things—muggle things—didn’t matter.

Sadie’s poor mood didn’t last long. They’d entered the castle and she was enraptured by the portraits. She’d never seen so much art in one place—even museums didn’t seem so full. And the paintings, oh—oh they danced and lived and spoke--! Sadie jumped as something startled the group at large, a wiry, cackling ghost slipping out from a painting and spiraling off. Her heart slammed against her ribs, stomach clenching. Something about ghosts still unsettled her. If magic was real, if ghosts were real… what else was there? Angels? Demons? Were Bible stories just Muggles interacting unknowingly with Wizards? She didn’t know if she was devout, but she wasn’t sure how to reconcile anything she’d been taught with this world.

“There’s a tapestry,” Seine was whispering conspiratorially to them, “On the seventh floor. We need to find it; it’s the best secret in the school. Trust me.”

Sadie arched a brow, privately wondering when she would have time to fit that in with all the other things she needed to do—devour the library, explore the grounds, read every book, talk with every person—but the glimmer of mischief in Seine’s eyes told her that this was properly important. Her lips curved into a delighted grin.

“I’m a sucker for a good mystery,” Sadie bounced slightly, before looking up as the crowd began to slow. It seemed they had arrived at their classroom, shuffling in slowly. Sadie beamed at Xia He and glanced to her brother, hanging off to one side impatiently. Brennan met her eyes, and she could have sworn that his expression had softened-- but then he had scoffed and set off with Xia He.
In Please Stay 11 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
I'm glad things have eased up for you! And yay, management! :D Congratulations.

Got you a Katie post! Feel free to move through as much of the match as you like. :3 You can injure whomever, too, including Katie.

Working on Olly butt.
In Please Stay 11 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
The shot missed—Katie didn’t have time to be pissed off. Flint had managed to regain possession with judicious use of brute force. Her ears were numb in the wind as she spiraled upward, catching the quaffle shot her way. Pucey and Flint were more than a match for Perth and Miller. Suddenly, Katie was grateful she wasn’t playing against them. They were a well-oiled machine, still in-sync after the years outside of Hogwarts.

What was strange was how easy it was to fit into their dynamic. Tucking the quaffle beneath her arm, she dove out of the arc of Weller’s bat. The world was a rush of colour and instinct, her dark eyes snapping over the pitch. Davies flew up in front of her, but Katie was smaller and faster, snapping back and forth, back and forth until she found her opening to kick past him. Now—she threw the quaffle with every ounce of strength she had—

“Ten points to Team One,” echoed throughout the pitch. Meza offered her a lopsided grin and a lazy salute. Katie found herself grinning back, nearly laughing as Pucey clapped her shoulder when she passed him.

“Meow indeed,” she thought she heard him yell. Their banter was cut short—Meza hurled the quaffle deep into the air, hurtling towards their side of the pitch. She sprinted forward once again, blood screaming through her veins.
And hip-bump!
Fingers crossed, right? I'm aiming to have a post up by tonight or tomorrow. Hopefully things aren't too crazy today >.<
In Please Stay 11 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
Eek! You are a badass! I couldn't do that at all. -hug!- Hope it's not too trying!
I'm very blessed. <3

Ah! Yeah, well. I graduated, finally recovering. It's been really exhausting, but good. <3 How are you my love???
I just graduated from the University of Washington, haha! Got my B.S. in Earth and Space Science. :] This old lady has to find work and recover before she attempts grad school.

Hopefully I'll be back in school in <5 years and working on my masters. I want to work for a while so I can help pay bills again and recover. Uni was great and all, I love learning, but I need a break!
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