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8 yrs ago
Current 'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.'
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8 yrs ago
'There is no word in the English language for the feeling someone gets when they suddenly realize they're standing next to an unholy monster impersonating a human. Monstralization, maybe?'
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8 yrs ago
'If Zoey Ashe had known she was being stalked by a man who intended to kill her and then slowly eat her bones, she would've worried more about that and less about getting her cat off the roof.'
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9 yrs ago
"And watch out for Molly. See if she does anything unusual. There’s something I don’t trust about the way she exploded and then came back from the dead like that."
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9 yrs ago
"We're talking about a tentacled flying lamp fucker, Dave. What are you prepared to call unlikely?"
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"OK, I've just about had my FILL of riddle-asking, quest-assigning, insult-throwing, pun-hurling, hostage-taking, iron-mongering, smart-arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!" - CHARNAME, Baldur's Gate


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I'M BACK MY LOVE. ;_;

I'M SO SORRY

LIFE WAS MENTAL
BUT I'M FREE AND GRADUATED AND ALL YOURS

WOOSH!!!
I'm trying! We're off to Fort Leavensworth soon, and then hiking MSH/Rainier next week along with the Olympic Rainforest. My best friend just got out of the Navy and we're exploring before he leaves in two weeks. Gotta go splore!

Haha, hopefully. Hubs is trying to get orders to Whidbey, which is like, 2 hours north, but we'll see how that pans out.
In Please Stay 11 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
I'M BACK. I'M BAAAAACK. SORRY FOR TAKING SO LONG ;_; School got insane, and then graduation weekend was just GOGOGO. But now that I've had my thirty hour nap, I'm ready to write. <3
Surprisingly well! I wasn't expecting such high scores. And now I am graduated! I am freeee! *_* Taking a break to focus on fixing up my house and recover from all the stress, then it's off to job hunting and making cosplay and moving. Woosh!
Bump!
Man, I miss everything when I'm in the lab.
Bump!
@Rare
And, blammo, finally wrote a post!

I had totally forgotten that Free Marchers tend to have their accent based on Scottish brogue, so I threw that into this and previous posts because fuck yeah.
Impossibly, it seemed that one of the Templars—the Knight Corporal, thank the Maker— was willing to see sense. Zayra scarcely dared to breathe. She had spent so long begging the Knight Commander to believe her, had spent so many hours channeling her being into seals and wards and fighting off abominations. Exhaustion lingered in every corner of her body, fingers trembling with the emptiness. But she would not, could not, surrender. This was her family, her home, and there was little she wouldn’t do to save it.

He argued quietly with another Templar. Zayra’s hearing had always been keener than the shems realised, and she pieced together the fragments she heard. They’d come with the Rite—she’d suspected as much. It was more important than ever that she show them that they were not all lost. They couldn’t kill all of them. It was too cruel. It was a pipe dream, but she had to believe that reason would win out, lest she fall apart.

The Knight Corporal strode towards her, more armor than man, eyes calculating. Zayra suppressed her flinch as best she could, tried desperately to believe that the world hadn’t gone mad. She wanted so dearly to think that they were here to help. For a moment, she nearly believed herself.

Storm grey eyes snapped upwards to meet his. Despite her chains, she drew herself to her full height, shoulders square. She would not shrink from him, no matter how painfully her heart beat in her chest. For a moment, all she could see was the sunburst burned into the foreheads of their Tranquil. Maker, please, let her die before that fate.

The Knight Corporal delivered a slew of questions at her. Zayra sorted through them swiftly, answering in her thick, Ostwick brogue, rolling her R’s, voice thick with barely controlled frustration.

“I’ve extensive experience in both primal and force magic. Stonefists, lightnin’, gravitic rings and th’like. The First Enchanter, he was the only one to vote fer rebellion—but I think he knew we would vote against him. Of the ten Senior Enchanters, he killed three and enslaved four. Only Senior Enchanter Uriah and I escaped the meetin’.” Maker, let Uriah still be alive, she prayed quickly, swallowing the sudden knot of grief in her throat. “I’m not sure how many turned by choice, but he has about twenty supporters. I counted about thirty dead—cannae be sure, I’ve been in the library with the children and seven other Enchanters. That leaves around fifteen Harrowed mages unaccounted fer. I… dinnae have much hope that they’ve survived this long with the tower like this.

“The First—Dmitry—he must have been preparin’ this fer some time. He... he was my mentor when I came to the Circle. But the man I knew was better than blood magic. None of us saw this comin’. And it’s like I said, Knight Corporal, we all voted against rebellion. We dinnae wan’this. This is our home. We aren’t Kirkwall."
Agh, finally posted! My building decided that internet access was just not happening today. What butts.

@71342, holy shoes bro, that sounds terribad. I hope your leg heals up quickly and cleanly.
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