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8 yrs ago
Current 'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.'
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8 yrs ago
'There is no word in the English language for the feeling someone gets when they suddenly realize they're standing next to an unholy monster impersonating a human. Monstralization, maybe?'
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8 yrs ago
'If Zoey Ashe had known she was being stalked by a man who intended to kill her and then slowly eat her bones, she would've worried more about that and less about getting her cat off the roof.'
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9 yrs ago
"And watch out for Molly. See if she does anything unusual. There’s something I don’t trust about the way she exploded and then came back from the dead like that."
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9 yrs ago
"We're talking about a tentacled flying lamp fucker, Dave. What are you prepared to call unlikely?"
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"OK, I've just about had my FILL of riddle-asking, quest-assigning, insult-throwing, pun-hurling, hostage-taking, iron-mongering, smart-arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!" - CHARNAME, Baldur's Gate


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Sadie started when George waved his hand in front of her face, snapping back to focus with a cheery smile. If she didn’t look in the ghost’s direction again, well, who was going to call her on it? The dead were meant to stay dead, weren’t they? There were hundreds of books and movies all about how badly things went wrong when the dead came back to life. Zombies outnumbered saviors a thousand to one.

“All of this is stories,” she said lightly, grateful for the distraction of intrigue and secrets. After dinner sounded like a lifetime away. A lifetime filled with magic and wonder; Sadie could deal with that, she decided.

They filed into the classroom, chattering brightly. It seemed that after the successful Herbology lesson, most students were in a good mood. Sadie was very nearly elbowed as she made her way towards a table George was holding. Finally, she managed to drop her bag on the table and claim a seat of her own. Seine dropped in beside her, leaning forward on his elbows.

Watching a cat transform into a woman would never get old, Sadie decided. Her eyes lit up as Headmistress McGonagall strode across the front of the classroom. The woman’s severity was a thing of wonder—the whole classroom went quiet, sitting up straight in their seats, hands stilling.

“Good morning,” Professor McGonagall’s sharp voice reminded Sadie of Sister Marguerite’s no-nonsense attitude. Sadie decided she rather liked the woman in tartan at the head of the classroom. “Transfiguration is some of the most complex and dangerous magic you will learn at Hogwarts. Anyone messing around in my class will leave and not come back. You have been warned.”

Sadie felt Seine shift a little uncomfortably beside her. The whole classroom seemed hesitant—and then Professor McGonagall transfigured her desk into a large, prowling lion. Gasps and delighted laughs filled the classroom, and Sadie swore that the severe woman looked rather pleased with herself when she transfigured it back with a complicated dance of her wand.

“We will not be starting with object to animal transfiguration. We will begin with the fundamentals. Now…”

By the end of the lesson, Sadie had filled nearly five pages of lined paper with her neat cursive, and she was nearly bursting with excitement. Herbology didn’t come anywhere close to transfiguration, she decided—this was incredible! Professor McGonagall had spoken of laws and rules and, despite the impossibility of magic, the fact that it had rules it had to follow was a pure joy. She could make sense of this. She would. She refused to let herself just mindlessly recite words and wave her wand. She would learn everything about this world.

Seine was glassy eyed as she chattered all this at him, and seemed entirely too relieved when they were joined again by George, as if he’d found an escape in the blonde haired boy.

“Looks like it’s time for lunch, yeah?” Seine enthused, “And, look, we have the afternoon period free. We can go find that tapestry.”

“But…” Sadie started to interject, already thinking of working on the problem set they’d been assigned. She thought better of it. Surely this adventure wouldn’t take the whole evening, right?
Ohh, I like the way you play Pandemic. :D I need to get on that.
You should def. play Betrayal at House on the Hill. It's a great time!
I have not played Ring of Fire! I will investigate.

Haha, yeah, this place is so damn big! You can drive for 8 hours and still be in the same state. I love the phrase "in America, 100 years is a really long time; in Europe, 100 miles is a very long distance". Like, shit, 100 miles is less than a 2 hour drive, that aint shit! Coast to coast journeys (and along the coast ones too) def. take a while, but they are so much fun. I love road tripping and seeing weird podunk towns.

It's housing a collection of dice at the moment!

Haha, being Ron is not a demotion, in my book! *_* Ron is the best!
yeeeeee buddy!!
Hip bump!
It's good to see you again, brosephine! Welcome back!

I'd be stoked to continue this! If you're not feeling it, we can always start summat new!
Bump!
In Please Stay 11 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
Ryan composed herself swiftly, stepping away from the wall and smoothing out her robes. Oliver nodded simply, choosing not to push the issue. People needed time—he’d learned that lesson after pushing Angelina to talk (and having his nose hexed off for six long hours) before she was ready. She explained the situation, a knot rising in his throat.

It was happening. It was actually happening. Kearney was coming home, where he belonged, and Oliver took a moment to steady his breathing. They’d gone so long without a victory. It was a charged moment.

Following Ryan, he to admit—he was impressed with her dedication to the team. She hadn’t had to stay after the trial, hadn’t had to even push it forward—he considered her in silence, nodding as she explained the situation. He’d expected as much. The war was still fresh, and muggleborns were still scapegoated by the community. Change wouldn’t happen overnight. That wouldn’t stop Oliver from strong-arming the world into growing up.

It had been months since Oliver had communicated by patronus. He blinked at the sudden appearance of a silvery bear, truly massive in scope. He didn’t recognize the voice it spoke with, but evidently Ryan did. Personally, he was pleased that the exchange would happen elsewhere. The Ministry gave him the creeps—they were still in the process of trying to tear down the statue of subjugated muggles. Annoyingly, it repelled most of their attempts to destroy it. Bloody Death Eaters.

The journey to Diagon Alley was surreal, and before he knew it he was joining Ryan, the man who had presumably sent the patronus and—

“Kearney, mate,” Oliver greeted warmly. His old friend looked up with tired eyes. He was gaunt—had lost most of his muscle mass—and looked in need of a bath. But he was here. He was home. Oliver strode forward, embracing the man with a firm clap on the back. Kearney huffed in laughter.

“Hey, Olly,” he greeted, his voice thinner than usual. Oliver pulled back, grinning wide. Even with all the work ahead of them, he hadn’t felt this light in…since before the war, easily.

“Guid tae see ye again. Ye hungry?”

“Starved,” Kearney nodded. Oliver dropped an arm around his shoulder, as if letting his friend go would risk his capture all over again. It was his fault—he should have pushed to smuggle their muggleborn players out of the country, shouldn’t have done such a stupid stunt. Never mind that Kearney had pushed for it. It had been so daft.

“Kearney, thes is Auror Ryan Lockwuid. She’ll be helpin’ us gie ye sorted. Now, lunch. Padma’s should be quiet the time ay day.”

He gave neither of his companions a chance to protest before steering Kearney down familiar streets towards the quiet restaurant. They needed food, the three of them.
Essentially! The plot follows the overall arc of The Fourth Blight, with our characters either heading to the Free Marches to help fight at Wycome, or towards Hossberg. Hell, maybe even up to Tevinter! So many delicious options.

If you're still interested, shoot me a PM. c:
In Please Stay 11 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
Haha! So I had totally forgotten about music until 11:45 PM the night before my wedding. Husbandito and I had just gotten comfy after a long day of work/picking up relatives before I jumped upright and went, "SHIT WE NEED MUSIC"
we crowded around my laptop for like, an hour, picking out music from my massive collection. It all worked out but it was so ridiculous!

-bats popcorn away-
I'm typing, I'm typing!
Hey bros and brosephines and those outside the gender bronary! I'm Taco. If you don't think food counts as a name, you can call me Alice. Now, let's get this interest check rolling!

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October 27, 2015 -- Some additional Harry Potter OC's added and some cravings adjusted.
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Now that you’ve trudged through all that—or you’ve skipped ahead (clever girl)—let’s get to what I write. Which is, as it turns out, a lot of things! Here’s the deal—I’ll list out what fandoms and original settings I love, and if I have characters or plots built already, there’ll be a cute lil’ hider beneath the name with the information. If there's an idea you have that you think I'll like, but I don't have it listed, feel free to shoot it my way!

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