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El Taco Taco female Member

Schist happens.

STATUS: 'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.' 8 yrs ago
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  • Old Guild Username: El Taco Taco
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
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Recent Statuses

8 yrs ago
Current 'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.'
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8 yrs ago
'There is no word in the English language for the feeling someone gets when they suddenly realize they're standing next to an unholy monster impersonating a human. Monstralization, maybe?'
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8 yrs ago
'If Zoey Ashe had known she was being stalked by a man who intended to kill her and then slowly eat her bones, she would've worried more about that and less about getting her cat off the roof.'
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9 yrs ago
"And watch out for Molly. See if she does anything unusual. There’s something I don’t trust about the way she exploded and then came back from the dead like that."
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9 yrs ago
"We're talking about a tentacled flying lamp fucker, Dave. What are you prepared to call unlikely?"
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Bio


"OK, I've just about had my FILL of riddle-asking, quest-assigning, insult-throwing, pun-hurling, hostage-taking, iron-mongering, smart-arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!" - CHARNAME, Baldur's Gate

Most Recent Posts

In on wings of blights ;; the grey warden && el taco taco → 11 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
Is very nice c:

I'm hoping to finish a new painting of Sarein today for her character sheet. Grey Warden art errwhere! *A*
Annnd quick painting uploaded. Woosh!
In Year One [ Closed for TheDookieNut and El Taco Taco ] → 11 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
So goooood. I need to make another order soon, all of mine are getting worn out -sobsobsob- Just have to wait for the next free shipping sale. >:

Haha, it's gorgeouuuuus. <3 We're thinking of getting a boat!

Nah, rentals wise it's reaaally hard to get dog friendly in most places. Kitsap/Seattle are weird in just how dog friendly they are. It's complicated because our big nerd is a pittie/mastiff mix and people are dumb and think pit bulls are vicious. >:

THERE'S A SEQUEL D: ?!

I've been playing Pillars of Eternity, Borderlands 2/Pre-Sequel, Tales from the Borderlands, some Baldur's Gate, Mass Effect, moar Dragon Age.... the usual suspects!
In Taco's Taco Truck, Take Two: The Tacoing. [ Casual-Advanced, Always Searching, IPC ] → 11 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Interest Checks
Same to you.
In Year One [ Closed for TheDookieNut and El Taco Taco ] → 11 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
Haha, yesssss. I actually order all my bras from the UK, because my size is straight up not made in the states. SO FRUSTRATING D8<

Whidbey is like, ~30 miles north of Seattle, about 1.5 hours to get there because, well, island. But it's gorgeous! It has some amazing fishing and hiking and I'm really excited to move there. It's hella pricy though, and finding dog friendly housing is proving to be difficult.

I LOVE DEVIL WEARS PRADA AHHHHHH. I read the book ages ago, but SKDJDK YESS. <3 <3 <3 right now it's mostly been gaming, RPing, date nights with husbandito and such. So much fun!
In Year One [ Closed for TheDookieNut and El Taco Taco ] → 11 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
There are certain things you don't buy cheaply; mattresses, hiking boots, hair products, and bras. Quality is worth it!

Yeah! I'm moving up to Whidbey Island, I'm so excited! It's going to be fabulously beautiful. c:

Haha, that's the plan. I need to sleep and just take it easy before the next batch of HURRR BUSY TURMOIL!!
In Taco's Taco Truck, Take Two: The Tacoing. [ Casual-Advanced, Always Searching, IPC ] → 11 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Interest Checks
Evidently I shouldn’t have ignored my instincts and signed up in the first place. I’ve been roleplaying long enough to notice the red flags, and I let my excitement overwhelm my sense.

That you’ve come into my interest check to harass me only reassures me that washing my hands of it all was the right choice.

Do not message me again.
In Taco's Taco Truck, Take Two: The Tacoing. [ Casual-Advanced, Always Searching, IPC ] → 11 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Interest Checks
Bump!
In Please Stay → 11 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
That works for me! <3
In Please Stay → 11 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
No worries! <3
In Please Stay → 11 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
A Potterthon sounds like such a good idea right now, ngl. *A*
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