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El Taco Taco
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Schist happens.
STATUS: 'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.' 8 yrs ago
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'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.'
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8 yrs ago
'There is no word in the English language for the feeling someone gets when they suddenly realize they're standing next to an unholy monster impersonating a human. Monstralization, maybe?'
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'If Zoey Ashe had known she was being stalked by a man who intended to kill her and then slowly eat her bones, she would've worried more about that and less about getting her cat off the roof.'
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"And watch out for Molly. See if she does anything unusual. There’s something I don’t trust about the way she exploded and then came back from the dead like that."
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"We're talking about a tentacled flying lamp fucker, Dave. What are you prepared to call unlikely?"
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"OK, I've just about had my FILL of riddle-asking, quest-assigning, insult-throwing, pun-hurling, hostage-taking, iron-mongering, smart-arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!" - CHARNAME, Baldur's Gate
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I'm trying to get you a Thor post as soon as I can! Sorry about the delay.
Thanks so much, @Mahz!
Working on a post! WOOSH.
Also, debating on who to have Olivia spar with. SO MANY OPTIONSSSS. Any thoughts?
Also, debating on who to have Olivia spar with. SO MANY OPTIONSSSS. Any thoughts?
Blammo! Edited. This should be a little more open and easier to reply to!
No worries! I totally understand.
I realise now that I didn't leave a great opportunity for character interaction at the end of my post. If you'd like me to alter it, please let me know. c:
I realise now that I didn't leave a great opportunity for character interaction at the end of my post. If you'd like me to alter it, please let me know. c:
Yeah, it's the shit! I bought the travelers lot off of Amazon, but I'm definitely buying the full $200+ bottle after I get paid again. It's so worth it!
OH MY GOD SO GOOD. I've been painting like crazy and packing up the house for our move in October. It feels so good to just breathe!
EDIT: Here's the kit that I bought in particular. I had plenty of No. 1 for my hair, but it's about halfway between my chin and shoulders, so your mileage may vary.
OH MY GOD SO GOOD. I've been painting like crazy and packing up the house for our move in October. It feels so good to just breathe!
EDIT: Here's the kit that I bought in particular. I had plenty of No. 1 for my hair, but it's about halfway between my chin and shoulders, so your mileage may vary.
Crazy damage is usually unavoidable with bleach--I spent some extra cash and got a product that rebuilt the bonds in my hair and used it with the bleach. I was able to sit with bleach and 40 vol on my head for an hour and a half and my hair came out stronger than before. This olaplex shit is fucking sorcery.
Yeah, I'm very grateful! My aging is trendy yessssssss
Yeah, I'm very grateful! My aging is trendy yessssssss
You can do it! It'll all come together and be lovely. c:
-steals some popcorn-
Yay! I'm totes stoked :D
-steals some popcorn-
Yay! I'm totes stoked :D
I'll PM you momentarily. c:
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