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8 yrs ago
Current 'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.'
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8 yrs ago
'There is no word in the English language for the feeling someone gets when they suddenly realize they're standing next to an unholy monster impersonating a human. Monstralization, maybe?'
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8 yrs ago
'If Zoey Ashe had known she was being stalked by a man who intended to kill her and then slowly eat her bones, she would've worried more about that and less about getting her cat off the roof.'
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9 yrs ago
"And watch out for Molly. See if she does anything unusual. There’s something I don’t trust about the way she exploded and then came back from the dead like that."
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9 yrs ago
"We're talking about a tentacled flying lamp fucker, Dave. What are you prepared to call unlikely?"
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"OK, I've just about had my FILL of riddle-asking, quest-assigning, insult-throwing, pun-hurling, hostage-taking, iron-mongering, smart-arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!" - CHARNAME, Baldur's Gate


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In all his many years, the stars of the Yggdrasill had never seemed so cold. As a child, he had turned his gaze towards them, certain of his place among them. He would be King of Asgard, protector of the nine realms, and stand tall among those burning stars. It had been a truth as sure as the blood in his veins On every battlefield, he had known that he was fated for glory, that lightning was born of stars and dust and that he was a colossus in the guise of flesh and blood.

Now, Thor turned his gaze skyward and knew how very small he was. The stars burned like ice, infinite and remote, and there was no dust in his veins. How frail he was, standing on the edge of the shattered Bifröst Bridge, so close to being swallowed by the cosmos. Falling would be such a quiet thing, like the space between breaths, like the shift when a hand let go to float down, down, down into the cosmos.

Somewhere in the spill of stars, in the infinite, a brother’s body whispered through the void, an almost lover searched for truth, and worlds turned, uncaring, relentless in their march.

“Brooding is a poor look upon you,” cut through the silence of the stars. Thor inclined his head towards the interruption, lips curving into a humorless smile. Fandral’s footsteps echoed across the ruins of the bridge. The reed of a man drew to a halt at his side, looking out into the vastness of the heavens, gripping his belt. Thor offered a huff of laughter.

“I do not brood, my friend. I am merely thinking,” he remarked, fixing his gaze on the point where the Bifröst once stood. Fandral’s lips quirked into a grin, laughter rippling through his voice.

“Never in my wildest fever dreams did I think I would witness the mighty Thor reduced to thinking. We should have exiled you centuries ago,” Fandral quipped. His light hand reached out, clapping Thor firmly on the shoulder. The larger man chuckled, shaking his head. They turned away from the infinite, falling into step towards the towering glory of Asgard.

“You are not wrong—although I suspect I should be wounded that you were so fond of my exile,” Thor returned. Behind them, the stars glittered, but Asgard shone before them. As a child, he had been eager to turn his gaze skyward, to dream of bigger things beyond his home. Midgard, frail and small, had reminded him of the splendor in the earth beneath his feet, the wonder of the air in his lungs. He had lost so much journeying through the stars; and he had found so much when he’d finally made his way home.

“It was quite the reprieve,” Fandral’s shoulders shrugged as they walked towards a curving street, along childhood paths long since memorized. “But I suspect I would have eventually gone mad without our bumbling misadventures to pass the time. As wonderful as it was to not be stabbed for a spell, we would be lost without your nose for trouble.”

“For that, I am grateful,” Thor’s laugh was not thunderous, but it was warm, and Fandral seemed pleased by the sound. They wound through familiar streets, greeting faces both old and new, in companionable idleness. The palace loomed ever higher, and the lines across Thor’s brow deepened when its shadows landed across their faces.

“We have not yet celebrated your return,” Fandral remarked simply, an unspoken question lingering in the air between them. “We should sing of your triumphs.”

Triumphs, Fandral said, as if the Nine Realms had not been ripped apart only days ago—as if there were triumphs worth celebrating with his shadow empty and the stars so cold. Fandral arched a golden brow, amusement playing across his face.

“You are brooding again,” he informed Thor, “Come. Those thoughts will hold for a few hours while we welcome you home. With any luck, Volstagg will have left food and drink for us.”

“Unlikely,” Thor remarked, but followed Fandral deep into the palace. Earth and air, he reminded himself, home. They swept down the lazy spirals of staircases, deep into the palace, into the chamber where they had celebrated so many times before. The last time they had stood here, he’d had a brother in his shadow and fury in his veins. He mourned their loss, and yet—and yet this felt more like home than it ever had before. Asgard was here, present and real and warmer than any story of glory or towering star. Here, with his merry band of misfits, far from the battlefield, with tables heavy with a feast, he was home.

“The man of the hour!” Volstagg’s voice erupted from behind a mountain of food at the head of a table. A wide grin crossed Thor’s face as his old, and most enthusiastic friend, leapt up. They embraced with heavy claps on the back. Fandral’s steps were light, his smirk smug as he inclined his head towards Hogun.

“I take great delight in reminding you that I told you so,” Fandral grinned, weathering Hogun’s withering look with fiendish glee.

“You are insufferable,” Hogun deadpanned. Thor laughed and they exchanged warm greetings, his gaze scouring the room.

“Is the Lady Sif not joining us?” He questioned, brow furrowing.

“Business with Heimdall,” Hogun informed him simply, “She will not be delayed long, we hope.”

“And now,” Volstagg cried, voice echoing through the chamber, its timbre merry “We feast!”
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Oh boy! I actually really love writing canon characters, althougg I do tend to gravitate towards minor characters. Minor and side characters have the flexibility of OCs, but also the appeal of being established in the universe already. They tend to feel more real to me in fandom games, especially if canon characters are kicking around.

I like using the framework provided for canons to explore characters that otherwise wouldn't have as much development. I think the awesome part of writing canons is the challenge in writing them believably and finding your own voice in them. Canon characters are sometimes less flexible than OCs, but there's also groundwork already laid down for you. That's really helpful in fleshing out believable and engaging characters. Minor canons also seem less prone to blatant self-insert and Mary Sue/Gary Stu traits than typical OCs.

There's also the appeal of taking a minor character that received awful characterization in their canon and exploring other alternatives. Some of my best games have been started because of "this writer has no idea how to write women, and definitely not teenaged girls, I will fix this" conversations with fellow writers.

In that vein, AUs are super fun and refreshing. They're massively popular--look at the mountain of fanfiction and roleplays for coffee shop, florist/tattoo shop, fantasy, modern slice of life, and other AUs in just about every fandom ever these days. Canon characters provide the common ground for these works. Since everyone has a strong idea of who these characters are, it's easy to thrust them into new settings and explore new facets of their personalities. You get all the joy of original settings and new lore with established and well rounded characters. That's the best of both worlds!

Obviously not everyone agrees on characterization, but people bicker about how characters behave within the canon itself, so it's no big deal if someone thinks your portrayal of Hermione Granger is garbage or not. It's all for fun anyways.

I've been writing canons and OCs alike over the years, and I love both types of characters. I think the mindset of canon as limiting is really common, but I don't really agree with it. It's certainly a little intimidating, but it's just as fun and rewarding as writing OCs.
No more boat. -mopes- Our orders got buggered. We're either staying here or moving to bumfuck nowhere in central California. Yaaaaaay.

Right??? My corgi is way more aggressive than my pittie. My pitiful pittie is just the soppiest, gentlest dog ever.

Haha, Basically! TFtBL is HYSTERICAL. OMG. YES. I was a little hesitant when I first heard about it, but it is really awesome. The characters are amazing and the story is compelling and clever. Plus, Loader-Bot and Gortys are totes adorbs. 9999/10 would recommend.


Givrail


“Join us, brothers and sisters. Join us in the shadows where we stand vigilant. Join us as we carry the duty that cannot be forsworn. And should you perish, know that your sacrifice will not be forgotten. And that one day we shall join you.”


Race: Human
Gender: Male
Birthdate: 11 Cassus (Haring), 4:64 Black
Birthplace: Qarinus, Tevinter Imperium
Class: Warrior, two-handed weapons specialist.

As soon as Givrail could walk, he was put to work. A slave to House Matherennis, he knew little of the outside world beyond his mother’s tales of Seheron. Ruined by poor luck, she had sold herself into slavery to provide for her three children. Well behaved and clever, Givrail did his best to ease his mother’s burden, often taking on additional work to earn coin.

Givrail was sent at age nine to train under Evereth, a man considered the finest trainer of warriors in Qarinus. He found solace in a blade, and when he was deemed ready he found himself traveling with his mistress, the Magister Velyssia as her personal guard.

Everything changed in his early twenties—traveling through the Anderfels, their caravan was overrun by Darkspawn, Givrail failed to protect Velyssia and was struck by The Taint. A small contingent of Grey Wardens managed to pull his body from the carnage, and Givrail was offered a chance to live. He was surprised as anyone when he survived The Joining—and infinitely grateful.

Givrail found purpose in the Wardens and thrived with his newly won freedom. He made a name for himself as a leader and recruiter; his empathy for the oppressed and eye for talent won many talented blades and arrows for the Wardens.

He married a fellow Warden, the Fereldan mage Jaryssa, several years into his service despite significant disapproval. They were put to work on opposite sides of Thedas. Givrail and Jaryssa maintained their marriage for nearly eleven years before Jaryssa left for the Deep Roads.

In 5:8 Exalted, Givrail recruited the elf Sarein and took her on as a ward as he continued recruiting. With the fall of Antiva, and the loss of several friends in the Order, Givrail is eager to join in the battle at Wycome.
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Take your time, I gotchu <3
Oh dear! I'm really sorry to hear that darling. :< Please take all the time you need, I totally understand. Sending you all my love xoxo
Oh god, since forever really. I got really obsessed in like...2nd grade? So twentyish years now. I was introduced into the beauty of the Sailor Moon manga and was like 'I WANT TO DO THAT HOLY SHOES'. So I just filled notebooks and sketchbooks with crap over and over and now I'm slightly less crappy??

My digital art is significantly worse than my traditional media, but I'm trying ;A;

Sarein Goureal

“The Maker smiles sadly on his Grey Wardens, so the Chantry says, as no sacrifice is greater than theirs.”

Race: Elf
Gender: Female
Birthdate: 8 Justinian, 4:90 Black
Birthplace: Alienage of Val Royeaux, Orlais
Class: Rogue, Archery specialist.

Sarein is a survivor. Raised in an overcrowded and dilapidated slum, she had to get creative to get by. She learned at an early age how to move silently and misdirect attention. Both came in handy when she began picking locks and pockets, a craft which put food on her plate and dry shoes on her feet. Her relative success did not endear her much to her peers, and Sarein learned early on that, in the streets of Val Royeaux, fellow elves were motivated more by desperation than kinship.

Embittered by the hopelessness of her situation, Sarein took on greater risks. She forged herself into a thief-- and scrapper-- of considerable skill. Commanding a loose network of human and elven children alike, she began hitting the nobles of Orlais with concentrated robberies. At eighteen, her luck went sour, and Sarein was captured after robbing a Comtesse.

She thought herself lucky when Senior Warden Givrail, whom several of her child thieves had attempted to pickpocket, invoked the Rite of Conscription. Sarein later amended that to 'completely fucked' when she underwent the Joining. Her first four years with the Wardens were spent traveling with Givrail, recruiting and endlessly training.

After the destruction of Antiva that heralded the beginning of the Fourth Blight, Sarein and Givrail traveled to Wycome to join their fellow wardens.
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